Alcohol-related events are my favorite events. I had snagged two seats at the 2022 vintage preview at my favorite winery in Finger Lakes and had planned to take an NPR Lady. A few days before, she called apologetically and told me her kids were coming to town and she’d have to beg off. We made some alternate plans to get together, but still, I had an extra seat. So of course I called the other NPR Lady orbiting Planet OMWC. “Oh, shit that sounds great, but I’m supposed to be in Montreal that day.” Well, fooey. But she helpfully added, “I bet your daughter would like to go…” Nice idea, I asked WebDom and she responded, “Will there be drinking?” “Of course.” “I’m in.”

So she was clearly my third first choice. That’s my story and I’m sticking by it.

Birthdays are a reason to celebrate, and today’s include a guy who made a deep impression; my favorite of all the popes; another one of our local heroes (and if you visit us, check out the museum); a guy who always behaved; possibly the dumbest person ever elected to the senate; a guy who pitied us; a guy who, in a just world, would have been on Food Network; and the next mayor of Buffalo.

On to Links.

 

Welcome back my friends to the grift that never ends.

 

WaPo helpfully tells you what to think.

 

I’d support drawing and quartering of any judge who found the 100 mile CPB zone constitutional in the first place.

 

These guys descended into parody in, what, maybe 1968? It’s always tough to figure out what to do in the decades after you achieve your goal but the mansions still need to be paid for.

 

Middle Eastern drama queen culture is always entertaining to outsiders.

 

The sooner this shit blows up, the better for all of us.

 

I hate when this guy makes sense. Of course, he was scooped a while back by our beloved Tonio, who coined the term, “Movement Homos.”

 

Old Guy Music is a live cut from a group that seems to have unaccountably slipped into obscurity. My band covered this song and trust me, it was fun to play. And seriously, if you’re going to do a shredding solo, it ought to be on a Flying V, right?