Sloopy being on the road and all is busy challenging his digestive system. Those of us who know him in real life are familiar with his intestinal fortitude, meaning he has a remarkable ability to evade the First Law of Thermodynamics by producing more fart gas that he takes in solid and liquid matter. It should be a subject under intense study by scientists, but let’s be honest- none of us want to go anywhere near that. His asshole is nicknamed “Oh, the humanity!”

Tales from my Baltimore trip tomorrow, I promise. Worth waiting for, I promise that as well.

Speaking of humanity, there are of course human birthdays afoot including proof that economics can kill; the philosophy can bore; that white men can do black; that fat gay guys can cook; a guy who inspired Goldfinger; a guy who was the perfect retailer; and further proof that one-name singers suck.

On to the actual Links.

 

Comedy at its best.

 

I note that it appears to be Jewish.

 

They know their audience. The almost simultaneous statements by the usual set of tards are worded weirdly similarly.

 

These things only happen in the US.

 

And they sure don’t happen in places with tight gun control.

 

“This time, we’ve got that darkie for sure! Git the rope, boys!”

 

All I have for you today is the greatest rock and pop band of all time doing an absolutely perfect song absolutely perfectly. Don’t fuckin’ whine about it.