WATERMELONS SUE FAA OVER SPACEX LAUNCHES: They are going after the launch permit issued to SpaceX for launches from SpaceX’s facility at Boca Chica, TX. Predictably, the lawsuit was joined by a group of Native Americans – creation myth, sacred land, etc. Funny how we always hear about these sacred sites after something gets built on or near them, and how there is no central registry of claimed sacred sites, etc.

CANADIAN TRANS TERRORISTS VANDALIZE WOMEN-ONLY RAPE SHELTER: While I condemn the actions of these people, I hope they keep doing it as it will only undermine them. Background here; note the web domain name in the URL.

INCELS REJOICE: Surgeon General Vivek Murthy declares loneliness is an epidemic. Now incels will finally get those government-assigned girlfriends to whom they think they’re entitled. You think we’re kidding, right? That is no more ridiculous or overreaching than the actual laundry list of things Murthy wants: Strengthening social infrastructure, like building more parks and libraries, and enacting pro-connection policies, like having accessible public transportation or paid family leave, are two of Murthy’s pillars he says will help overcome loneliness. He also said reforming digital environments is a pillar of his plan, saying people must be aware of how online environments may negatively affect their social connections.

WHISKEY TANGO FOXTROT? The Ohio Supreme Court has tossed out a burglary conviction for a man who walked past a homeowner and took a leaf blower, saying it wasn’t burglary because the man made no effort to conceal what he was doing. Perhaps this does not indeed meet the definition of burglary, but why did prosecutors charge him with that instead of simple theft (taking shit that’s not yours) which we presume is also a crime under Ohio law?

POINT AND LAUGH: CDC opens probe after 35 test positive for covid following CDC conference.

WHO NEEDS FACTS? A good read from Taki’s Magazine on the reliability of crime statistics, and people who hate the truth.

VIRGINIA SOCIALITE ARRESTED ON CHILD PORN CHARGES: This is significant because she was arrested as part of an FBI sting operation, and because she was formerly married to a federal magistrate judge.