A rocking little number for you.

 

LATE-BREAKING SCOTUS NEWS: In a victory for property rights and a defeat for the regulatory state, SCOTUS smacks down EPA’s expansive definition of wetlands.

 

(MOSTLY) HAPPY LINK OF THE DAY: SCOTUS rules in favor of 94-yo woman whose condo was seized, sold by county who then kept money. TL;DR: County seizes condo for $15,000 in taxes, interest and penalties. County sells condo for $40,000, keeps it all. Now, the stealth nutpunch – SCOTUS didn’t award her the $25,000 she is owed, but is only allowing her to sue for it. The law is an ass.

 

 

ACTUAL CONSERVATIVE ANTI-GAY BIGOTRY: The American Conservative rants about Soros-backed candidates who they describe as an “effeminate public defender” and a “lesbian-adjacent-student-body-president.” Lesbian-adjacent? Like sitting next to one on a couch? JHTFC, what about some principled criticism of their policies instead of cheap shots about them as persons? What about not living down to the left’s propaganda that all conservatives are homophobes? What about not alienating normal LGB people who often feel they have no political home on either the left or the right?

 

Moira Donegan

 

YOUR STEAMING PILE OF LEFTIST HORSESHIT FOR THE DAY: This piece has more logic problems than The Hyperbole’s recent story, except these aren’t intentional. The author is her own best enemy when she brings up the “puberty is not a disorder” argument, with which I was unfamiliar before now. And who, exactly is Moira Donegan, you ask? She’s famous for creating the “shitty media men” spreadsheet, which eventually got her sued and paying a six-figure settlement.

 

 

PANTS-SOILING HYSTERIA FOR THE DAY: Because Twitter no longer censors people and viewpoints it has become a far-right social network. “It can no longer be denied.” –The Atlantic, a once-respectable publication. The illo is the most clever thing about this article, and that only because of its petulance.

 

 

SPACE ROUNDUP: ESA finally gets JUICE probe antenna unstuck.  JUICE is on its way to explore Jupiter’s icy moons Ganymede, Callisto, and Europa from orbit (no landing). Virgin Galactic, the sub-orbital space tourism operator, returns to space (sorta) for the first time in two years. Flights with paying customers expected as early as July.

 

GLIBS WEBSITE UPGRADE RESCHEDULED: Well, the special candles finally arrived today, and WebDom says she has everything she needs for the ritual. The stars will come right again next Tuesday, May 30, around 8:00 PM Eastern. Expect disruptions, or what DB aptly described as “in-and-outages.” This is the long-awaited big website upgrade which will hopefully fix the intermittent problems with site access and comment posting. WebDom: “I have to update the infrastructure to make it more secure and stable. To do so, we can’t use the current theme. It’s not compatible and the theme developers stopped supporting it. I can replicate the look and feel *pretty closely* with the new design, but our [readers] are going to have to deal.” IOW, you may see a sidebar when accessing the website from some platforms. Suck it up, cupcake.