Nice parking job, dick.

They’re coming. Hold on…

The US Open is gonna be wild on Sunday. I see Rickie choking and think Rory is gonna win. Meanwhile, in Montreal, Carlos Sainz is doing his best to alienate every single driver out there and has ten continue to come up with their strategies by blindly throwing darts at a board. Could be a good race though, depending on the weather. And lastly, Bob Huggins has decided to resign as coach at WVU. I guess he’d done one too many stupid things. Bummer. I always liked Huggie-bear. OK, now on to…the links (that somebody else was supposed to do two hours ago)!

Way to kick the festivities off. Dumbasses.

This is why you never go to the hospital. Your odds of cheating death are better at home.

I think I might have a solution: stop shooting each other.

FUCK OFF!!!

Christ, what an asshole. That’s people food, asshole!

I guess the old saying is true: you can’t fix crazy.

WANT!!!!!! But only if they can somehow mix in a Baja Blast reference.

YES!!!

The truth hurts. Now do your fucking job.

“Know your place, peasants.” Houston government is a shitshow.

I’m giving you some beautiful music today. And I wasn’t even supposed to be here, so this is a double-bonus. And here’s the one for you dads especially. Damn, it got dusty in my office. Anyway, enjoy them both.

And enjoy this Fathers Day, dads. And the rest of you as well.