There are so many things out there to look out for if you wish to be healthy. Sure some are obvious like cigarettes but what about all those pesky vaccines that give you autism?

This is my review of Drekker Brewing Co. Chonk Peanut Butter and Jelly Sundae Sour:

The subject of harmful substances has been dicey for decades.  Due to the Nuremberg Code, many things we determine to be “bad” are only done so by population based studies rather than the double blind standard that we use everywhere else.  In short, we can’t scientifically test on humans without informed consent and the only way for us to know is often by conjecture.

Conjecture is not certainty.  Tobacco companies famously argued this for decades, and quite frankly all those smokers could’ve gotten lung cancer from something else.

Same goes for any number of things.  Agent Orange.  Roundup.  Seed Oils.  COVID Vaccines.  Holy hell, we may never truly understand the fantastic terrors that await those that got jabbed for the past 2-3 years.  How can one isolate it?  Chances are good the vaccine kills with the same symptoms and conditions associated with obesity its just as well and good to say everyone is dead because they were also fat.

That said, I am not the type to leave us all with a black pill, because I am the type that always seeks a solution.  Even here there is one:  subhuman test subjects.

With the news of full synthetic embryos hitting the airwaves this week we can finally test all of these theories with proper scientific methodology.  Finally, we can incubate in a lab a population of humans which are close enough to actual humans that we can test a control group against say, Agent Orange, and determine if it actually did give all those Vietnam Veterans cancer.  We can spray full synthetics with Roundup and see if they die.  Maybe even make them slonk eggs to see if they get freaking huge.  Alternatively, make them drink nothing but canola oil for all I care and decide if seed oils really are plot by the Canadian government to turn humanity into a pillowy shell of its former self to make Trudeau look manly by comparison.

Sure it might sound unethical, maybe even monstrous but we would finally know for sure.  We can do this, because these aren’t really people, right?

Right?

 

Did you know they make beer in North Dakota?  I’m sure a few here knew that.  I have reviewed a similar beer before but that time I only bought a one off and not a pack of four.  It does indeed taste like peanut butter and jelly.   To say that having multiple cans on hand might mean this might actually grow on you…

…is absolute lunacy.  On the same level of playing God and creating people in a lab.  Its disgusting on such an extreme level this absolute abomination of a concept is the comparison I choose to make.  Hopefully, they make a Pilsner to make up for it. Drekker Brewing Co. Chonk Peanut Butter and Jelly Sundae Sour:  1.9/5