I can’t think of any sports worth reporting on today. But the Stanley Cup final starts soon, so that will change. Now on to the links.

Fuck. Off.

I’ve never seen this before. And I already hate these people.

These guys are kind of making this easy. “Hey, who do you think we should lay off?” “Uh, the people who refuse to come back to the office would be a good start.” “Right, fire up the pink slip machine.”

“This is fine.” environmentalists

This is terrible. Now do electric car companies.

Nothing left to cut. Fuck all of these people. Fuck them right in the ear.

This doesn’t make him look any better. But she lost her job, so it still wasn’t worth it.

It shouldn’t be released at all. Because nothing beyond population numbers should be collected in the first place.

At some point you’ve got to actually produce something of value. Tough break, but the gravy train has left the station. And y’all missed it.

Now give me my $25.

I assume this will be a shitshow. The first three were. And I’m sure some enterprising gun owners will fuck the next one up as well.

Here you go, 80’s kids. What a great song. And here’s another fantastic track. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Thursday, dear friends.