Kraut Power!

German threw a perfect game for the Yankees. And even though it was against the Athletics, it’s still a hell of a feat. Jamaica and the US won in their Gold Cup matches. The US needs a draw or win against Trinidad to advance. And that’s it for sports.

The cover must be run for this guy. I’m surprised they didn’t call him brave. Meanwhile, he’s very clearly sleeping half the day.

Wait, you can arrest these people? Oh wait, it’s not in an American city. I guess their laws are different in Frogland.

You gotta pump those numbers up. Those are rookie numbers in this racket.

Nothing to see here. Which is why I had to get to the NYPost to see it instead of the first three outlets I linked from.

OK, and…?

Oh give me a fucking break. Our government is even condemning it? Sure, the dude did it to be a dick. But either we stand up for freedom of speech or we don’t. And condemning it is a bullshit move. Especially since it had nothing to do with us and didn’t happen here.

Desperation is a stinky cologne. This has gotten funnier by the day.

Wow, this guy’s cracked the code. I guess pasta was nearly unobtainable for the masses in California until now.

This ought to be good. There’s no way they do enough, but I bet they make progress at least.

Going hard this morning. Wait, that might need phrasing. Oh well, I don’t care. These songs both rock. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this steamy Thursday, dear friends.