Another easy win

The US thumped Trinidad and Tobago to win their Gold Cup group. NASCAR hosted a shitshow in Chicago. The all-star game rosters are out. Rickie Fowler finally won a tournament he was contending in on a Sunday. And Max Verstappen kicked sand in everybody’s face in the Austrian Grand Prix, building up such a large gap that he was able to stop with two laps left to go for, and get, the fastest lap. And that’s it for sports.

That’s not how it works, buddy. Hate to be the bearer of bad news, but you don’t get to control what people watch.

Best of luck. There’s a stream of people heading in to town from down south that are gonna be happy to take your jobs.

Retarded Fuckup

Welp, we’re fucked. This Uncle Fester cosplayer has no fucking idea what’s going on.

He really cocked that up. What a dick.

Dreaming of better beer

Maybe they can start bottling something else. Piss would be a step up. And that’s not a political statement. It’s a sober analysis of their product.

Shut the whole thing down. Inflation is an excuse. The whole enterprise is an inefficient shitshow.

They were mostly peaceful anyway. Oh wait, that’s CNN’s line.

Bye. Have a great time. Hope you enjoy your new progressive utopia.

Here’s a fun little tune. Those horns work so well. And here’s another good one. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely holiday-esque Monday.