Don Brett is on his yearly vision quest, where he goes out into the swamps and lives with the alligators who raised him as a child. So, you get an early hit of Tonio to start your work week off right.

CLIMATE ACTIVISTS BLOCKADE BURNING MAN, ARRESTED BY TRIBAL POLICE: “The police drove straight through the barrier, at which point the activists started crying and sobbing “we’re non-violent!” The rangers ordered the activists to the ground at gunpoint, arrested them, and carted them away.”

‘JOE THE PLUMBER’ DEAD AT 49: Joseph Wurzelbacher, or “Joe the Plumber,” died on Sunday morning. Wurzelbacher confronted Barack Obama on his tax plan during the 2008 presidential election.

FINALLY, A POLITICIAN NOT ABOVE THE LAW: Brook Park (OH) Councilman Brian Poindexter pleads not guilty to misdemeanor fireworks charges. It is unclear from the article whether Poindexter voted for Brook Park to opt-out of the Ohio law that allows fireworks to be discharged on private property.

CASH FOR CLUNKERS, UK EDITION: “The Mayor of London has funded a £110m scrappage scheme, which provides financial assistance to help eligible London residents scrap their non-compliant vehicles to prepare for the expansion of the Ultra Low Emission Zone (ULEZ) across all London boroughs…”

LIKE RATS WITH HOOVES: Study finds deer are virus reservoirs, promoting ongoing mutation.