LOLOLOLOL!

As predicted, the Pac-4 is pretty much dead. DeChambeau shot a freaking 58! But people will say it’s only the LIV Tour so it doesn’t count. I’m still waiting on the Astros to do something and the clock is ticking. Messi is taking the MLS by storm. And that’s pretty much it for sports.

Welcome to civilization, Oregon. Get your shit together, New Jersey.

Adios.

I wonder if this will kick off a trend. They made a lot of poor decisions, but the way they were being forced out of it pretty much made the union in control of their chance to succeed. And they saw it as a money grab, so this was inevitable.

She’s not the hero we deserve. Actually, she’s not the hero we need either. And much to NBC’s chagrin, she’s not a hero at all. She’s an attention-seeking idiot that got the attention she sought and now doesn’t care for it.

What a shitshow. Guess the mayor’s assessment was wrong.

I don’t think this was about race. This had a lot more to do with booze. It is hilarious though.

Ceiling bird’s mating call

Well, this is solving half the problem. They need to be sure to give away a dozen or so batteries and instructions on what to do when the ceiling birds start chirping as well.

Oh well. The outrage is justified. The target of the outrage is not.

Houston city government continues to suck. And I hope they face some sort of backlash. Because this is an outrageous violation of rights.

Let’s start the week by rocking out. That ought to do it. But in case that didn’t, this certainly will. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.