Not actually our pets. Her cat is scared shitless of my dog.

The real losers in my recent involvement with NPR Lady are the pets, her cat and my dog. They’re VERY pissed off that they don’t get as much attention as they like. So far NRP Lady’s cat has pissed on two of her pillows, pissed in her bed under the blanket, and shit under her living room couch. My puppy Kaiser shit twice in the hallway after we temporarily locked him out of the bedroom, then when he came back in, he stared at us while he pissed on the carpet.

Fortunately, neither of us own monkeys.

Anyway, birthdays, since that’s all anyone reads here. And today’s are worth reading, including a guy who enabled the Wizard of Oz; a guy who showed what happens when science and politics collide; a guy who lived ON the grid; a guy who put drugs on sugar cubes long before Timothy Leary; a thieving fanatical Albanian dwarf; a Mafia in the House before Pelosi; a guy who, along with his successors, wins “Most Deserving of the Woodchipper”; a guy I find puzzling; a guy with no strings attached; and an endorser for Noxema shaving cream.

Now for the main course, the Links.

 

You know he spent hours practicing the scowl just for this.

 

“If there aren’t new threats, there’s not going to be new money.”

 

Nice kitty.

 

I’m sure there’s a racism angle to this.

 

Non-profit journalism fails to turn a profit. Huh.

 

Good luck enforcing THAT.

 

There are excellent guitarists and there are master guitarists. Joe Pass was a master guitarist.