Grand slam!

The Astros won in spectacular fashion last night.  Sadly, they’re not gaining any ground on the Rangers, who are playing all the bums in the AL right now. But there’s still time.  Barstool and Penn have gone their separate ways so now Barstool can go back to shitposting and ESPN can get in on the sports book game. And the EPL is opening up their season in a couple days and I think it will be a good one. And that’s it for sports.

Yawn. YAAAAAAAWWWWWWNNNNNNN. Whatever you’re trying to sell, people ain’t buying it. Besides, it’s not even election season yet.

Doesn’t this guy know what state he’s in? He’s acting like laws and public safety matter. And that’s just not how it’s done in the golden state.

“The Deadliest Catch: Florida style.” I wonder if all of it made its way to the station.

It’s a mystery!

Yeah, no shit. Of course we’re likely to never know who it officially is, but I think we all know who it was. But laws are for little people, so nothing will be done.

Is the crash coming? This doesn’t bode well.

On second thought…

Uhhh, save it? It’s fucking destroying it, you idiots.

This shouldn’t be surprising. It is MAGA Country, after all.

Why am I just now hearing about this? The misuses of authority, both in what happened and in the investigation, are hilarious.

How convenient. This seems to happen to her every time a corruption investigation gets going.  She needs to face the hearings or resign.

Here’s an underrated band. Such lovely melodies. And here’s another beauty. Enjoy them both.

 

And enjoy this lovely Wednesday, dear friends.