So the other day I was loading my dog and a friend’s dog into my car by myself when my friend’s dog broke free and ran across the street. My dog pulled so hard her leash escaped my hand and she dashed across the street and caught up to the friend pup who was greeting two women wearing their Sunday best.

The women were rather understanding and calm about it. Not happy but not obviously upset either. The dogs just wanted to say hi, after all.

But then they saw me coming, and quicker than a flash they took off down the street with their leashes flapping behind them, much, much faster than I could ever dream to run. Fearing it was futile, I chased them anyway in a dress and sandals, screaming their names as cars were coming down the road.

The cars slow down almost to a halt and the dogs jumped up to greet the drivers and say hello. One car lingered long enough that I almost caught up to the dogs!

But then they saw me coming and took off again!

They ran. And ran. And ran.

All the way down the road to the cemetery where they crashed a funeral.

A rather nice (and quick thinking) couple grabbed the dogs and waited for me to catch up. Everybody was rather nice about it, though you could tell some people were obviously annoyed. I was positively fuming. My heart (which shouldn’t be exerted like that due to medical reasons) was out of control. My face beet red, and somewhere along the way I lost a shoe.

But I grabbed the dogs and, winded, started dragging their asses back to the car a quarter mile down the road. My pup practically choked herself on the leash trying to break free again.

The last the poor funeral attendees saw of me I was telling the dogs, “You are in so much fucking trouble!”

I have no idea who the decedent was, but I hope dogs crashing their funeral wasn’t out of line with how they lived their life.

And now, onto some links.

DeSantis is contradicting the booster narrative

The used car salesman running for the nomination wants to lay off thousands of federal workers

The Royal Family has been kicked off a Scottish estate

Just leave Bigfoot alone already

Supposed alien fossils

Yoda is a very good pup!

And I thought my dog was a jumper

John Lithgow will paint your dog. For a price.