HOW THE WEEK WENT

Colorado ain’t 22d is now supposedly 18th after beating up the Huskers; know what the N on a helmet stands for in Lincoln?  Nowledge.  I’m still not buying:  Colorado is not a top 60 team.

Duke ain’t 21st but is still supposedly 21st after destroying OohLaLa.  Duke is not a top 50 team.

Tulane ain’t 24th and proved it by losing to the University of Gotta Getta Guy 37-20 at home (insert sad trombone ringtone here).  If you can’t beat a bunch of drunk guys in dirty bucks and seer sucker, you are not a top 40 team.  Tulane produces some useful product,

but I can’t remember what it is right just this second.  Anyway, Tulane is our first skin on the wall:  good bye, you fucking posers and the clowns who voted for you.

Florida State sure as shit ain’t 4th, but they destroyed the University of Hattiesburg and were elevated to 3d.  This train will run out of track, worry not.

Oklahoma ain’t 18th, but they got past the cheatin’ cheaters of north Dallas and somehow fell to 19th.  I think they might be a top 20 team and this might be the first crow I’ll chaw this season, but let it simmer on the back burner a couple more weeks.  While we’re on the subject, I have some long-winded advice about SMU but will not repeat it all this time except to say:  just don’t; say no to SMU; please please trust me on this one.

 Oregon State ain’t 16, so they only had the guts to wallop the Optometric College of Davis 55-7 and were rewarding by getting to stay at 16 for another week….total BS.

Washington sure as shit ain’t 8th, but they might be a top 20 squad.  Anyhoo, beating the University of Will Rogers at Tulsa don’t prove shit unless it’s a goat roping.

North Carolina ain’t 17th; they’re not even a top 20 team, but they outlasted Ap State in 2OT.  They fell to 20th, but I don’t feel like that’s punishment enough, so let’s watch their nonsense a bit further down the line and see how dumb “17th” last week really was.

 

THE NEWLY STUPID OVER-RATED

There are not nine teams better than Alabama, so let’s see who doesn’t know that yet.

Utah ain’t 12th, but I’m not sure they’re going to play anyone all year to prove me right.

Washington State (father-in-law’s alma mater) ain’t 23d, but who really cares what goes on in the third tier of pointy-ball rankings?  UCLA ain’t 24th, either, but again, simply, who gives a shit.