Went to a comedy show in Rochester with soon-to-be-renamed NPR Lady last night. The headliner’s a local guy on a national tour, so our little village got a few shout outs. He’s a firm Progressive, but in his defense, he had his show at our university shut down after 5 minutes by a highly unamused vice president. So he’s not all bad. Here’s a clip of him going very local. Much local news here anyway: apparently, we’re finally going to get our one traffic light (which was taken down a couple months ago) back in December. This is a great relief because the second biggest celebration of the year here is the “birthday” of our light, the one thing which elevated us to the status of an actual big city.

Status update: after reviewing the suggestions for her rebranding, NPR Lady liked Tomb Raider the best. So… I am now retiring her old handle in favor of this one. “I like it because it’s more insulting to you than to me.” There’s a reason I’m with this woman.

Speaking of status, there’s birthdays. Today’s include an incredibly appropriately named guy; a true sweetie; the bane of high school English students; a guy who deserves your claps; the guy who put MNDO, CNDO, and the other dwarfs into my college-age brain; an aviator who flew high; the guy who spoke the most quoted and memorable phrase in sports history; the best tight end I ever saw play; a worse singer than Yoko Ono; and a guy who was even more foolish about marrying than I was (speaking of my first two wives, not the beloved and glorious SP).

On to Links.

 

…the premise being, “We need more regulations.”

 

And they STILL drove better than 99% of Floridians.

 

One more clue that the LP is just a clown show.

 

“We just have to do a better job of explaining things to those moron voters.”

 

Note the careful avoidance of the uncomfortable fact that the vast majority of current antisemitism is from the Left. Still, I’m delighted that I’ll have more people to talk to.

 

You have to do a lot of scrolling before you find out she’s a warmonger. Still, would.

 

And a roundup of news commentary from Bizarro World. The last sentence is particularly hilarious.

 

You just can’t listen to Cajun music and feel sad. This puts a bounce in the Old Man’s ass on a cool Sunday morning.