Philly cheesesteak restaurant re-opens with heavily armed security personnel

A Philly cheesesteak restaurant has reopened for business and now has security personnel armed with rifles since violent crime has disrupted the harmony in the City of Brotherly Love. The eatery joins a local gas station that also employs rifle-toting guards to ensure customer safety.

Jim’s West Steaks & Hoagies in West Philadelphia is open for business. Video from the grand reopening on Sunday shows customers lining up to order sandwiches under the watchful eye of heavily armed security guards.

A local reporter said, “The original Jim’s Steaks in West Philadelphia is making a comeback. … The additional security measure is part of the restaurant’s new identity, all to match the new reality.”

One of the restaurant co-owner’s, Cortez Johnson, talked about the city that has seen a surge in murders, many that have taken place near the business, reported WPVI-TV.

“The violence has spiked,” Johnson said. “You want people to feel safe and be safe. So when they come out and eat, they don’t have to worry about no type of harm.”

The heavily armed security personnel are posted outside the eatery during business hours from Thursday to Sunday each week, according to the news outlet.

No protection provided via the taxes he is still forced to pay. Hopefully that money is being used for something important, like fisting videos for third graders.


 

Yes, that’s them; no, it’s not a photoshop.


 

So, I’ve been on a bit of a bear kick, literature-wise. It began with a gift of werebear romance novels from a friend, the best of which was easily Bear in a Bakery by Liz Paffel (2021.) After an attack by racoons, bakery owner Allie Rowe can only be saved by studly werebear Dax.

 

And I finally read that Canadian masterpiece of bear and woman romance, Bear by Marian Engel (1976.) Called “The Most Controversial Canadian Novel,” it was a steamy treat. A librarian called into the wilderness to inventory the literary estate of a secretive Colonel find passion in the large paws and snuffling snout of a bear he keeps as a pet.

 

And, finally, the comic romp that is Help! A Bear Is Eating Me! by Mykle Hansen (2008.)

[content warning: a person is rather slowly eaten by a bear]