First, some good news…

Gen Z women are embracing large breasts in latest body positivity trend

A new body-positive trend is taking over social media that aims to make fashion more inclusive for women with big boobs.

The fashion industry has always been notoriously exclusive and social media has become a massive way for women to push for it to be more representative of everyday women.

The last few years have been about seeing more body representation in fashion.

There have been loud conversations about brands expanding their size range and the rise of the plus-size influencer.

Don’t read much further, they talk about plus-size models. (Also, big boobs were never unpopular with straight men.)

But they eventually throw in a pic Sydney Sweeney.

[cough] The Voyeurs [cough]

 

I Was Never a Sports Fan. Now I Have a WNBA “Wife” and Religiously Check the Subreddits.

Now is the perfect time for you to join in my new obsession.

Let me present my response in the form of a haiku:

ha ha ha-ha ha
ha-ha-ha ha ha-ha ha
ha ha ha ha ha

Also, of course this is what the author of the piece looks like. I mean, could she possibly look any different?

 

Zevulon the Great. He’s teriyaki-style.

 

So What if a Candidate Livestreamed Sex Acts with Her Husband?

Susanna Gibson, a Democratic nominee for a competitive seat in the Virginia House of Delegates, toppled a previously untouched political taboo this week when the Washington Post fairly reported that she and her husband had performed sex acts on the online forum known as “Chaturbate,” where the couple had 5,700 followers. And they solicited “tips” for performing requested moves.

Politicians have long transgressed polite society’s sexual boundaries. Members of Congress always seem to be getting busted for hiring prostitutes. A number of members have been convicted for having sex with underage pages. In the 1980s, one lawmaker, Rep. Barney Frank, lived with a male escort who said he ran his prostitution service out of Frank’s apartment. In the 1990s, Congress could have passed for a swingers club as a passel of high-ranking members, including Bob Barr, Dan Burton, Robert Livingston, Newt Gingrich, Henry Hyde and Pete Domenici engaged in sexual affairs. And, of course, in 1998, President Bill Clinton collapsed the day’s existing moral standards when he did the same with an intern inside the White House.

Taboo-busting among politicians extended into the 2000s. For a couple of examples, a married Donald Trump allegedly had sex with a porn star and a Playboy Playmate of the Year, and money was exchanged to hush the stories. One-time Rep. Anthony Weiner was jailed and placed on the sex offender list for sending sexually explicit texts and images to a minor. Weiner had previously earned national notoriety for sending pictures of his junk to women but still ran for mayor of New York even after he resigned from Congress.

And so on. But never before Gibson’s case has a politician’s hot video action spread on the internet. While the Post story might seem to spell the nurse practitioner’s political ruin, we shouldn’t be so hasty to write her off.

I thought everyone already understood that all politicians are whores. And journalists are their johns.

 

When that funky bass loop kicks in. Bro.

Nine Inch Nails
“Sanctified”
Pretty Hate Machine (1989)

It’s still getting worse after everything I’ve tried
What if I found a way to wash it all aside?
What if she touches with those fingertips
As the words spill out like fire from her lips?

If she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
If she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

Heaven’s just a rumor she’ll dispel
As she walks me through the nicest parts of hell
I still dream of lips I never should have kissed
Well, she knows exactly what I can’t resist

And if she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
And if she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

Dear Mom and Dad
This is the hardest letter I’ve ever had to write.
I’d hoped somehow to get out of this quickly so that you’d never have to know about it, but that just isn’t possible now. I don’t know what’s going to happen, but what can I say to you? Will “I’m sorry” make a difference? Will it ease the pain? The shame you must be feeling, forgive me, please.

I’m just caught up in another of her spells
Well, she’s turning me into someone else
Everyday I hope and pray that this will end
But when I can, I do it all again

And if she says, “Come inside,” I’ll come inside for her
And if she says, “Give it all,” I’ll give everything to her

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

I am justified
I am purified
I am sanctified
Inside you

As surely as the blade’s course is run
Maybe my kingdom’s finally come