I’m barely awake and undercaffeinated, so this is what you get. And lucky to has ’em, you is. Lucky to has ’em.

Music relevant to the linkings.

Astroturfing for fun and profit.

Florida man contest (for reals, yo).

Big, brain-hurty article on neuroscience (courtesy of HM, of course).

Can’t talk to a psycho like a normal human being.

The weaponizing of Celine Dion.

Well, kids, that’s all I’ve got. Have a great day.