Its that time of year, where the staff and I discuss suggestions for your orphans that still trick or treat. Whether they are actually children or not.

Adults still do this, seriously.

This is my review of Lexington Brewing & Distilling Co. Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale:

As always this is not done in any particular order.

Leading off:  Civil Rights Activist

The hard part will be obtaining the FAA license for the paraglider but asking permission from the colonizers seems to defeat the purpose.

On Deck:  English Literature Professor

A for what? A cunt?

You just need a decent set of mommy milkers, a giant A, and completely disregard the fact you are announcing to everyone that actually read the book that you’re an adulterer participating in the infamous DC sex dungeons. Thanks for letting us know, Madison Cawthorne!

In the hole:  Men’s Rights Advocate

This costume also works for “Chelsea Clinton”

You need plain looks, red hair, a totally decent body, an annoying middle America accent, and the complete and utter inability to flatter any of your features. Plus a photographer with a fetish for your healthy gums.

Cleaning up:  Tokyo Rose

As I went through the photos I thought, “I bet there is one with ‘Rachel Hair’.”  Sure enough!

Knocking it out of the park:  Diane Feinstein

Not Zombie DiFi?  No. She’s been dead and sustaining the remnants of her soft tissues on brain pudding at least since 2020, in no circumstances should we joke about this harridan being undead.

 

This is no bourbon barrel stout.  This is not engine oil reminiscent of your favorite cocktail before the morning staff meeting.  A style for some reason I come to associate with Appalachia and the South, this is more of a classic English ”Strong Ale”.  Which in itself is a fortified Pale Ale.  Here they age it for six weeks in recently decanted bourbon barrels spared from a life of being recycled, burned, and sent to Scotland—or Cuba.  Its a nice way to sip whiskey without the inevitable Sunday morning hangover that ruins dead lift day. Lexington Brewing & Distilling Co. Kentucky Bourbon Barrel Ale: 4.2/5  8-9%ABV