::shrug::

The Dodgers are on the brink of being bounced. The Braves avoided that same fate with a gritty win last night.  I’m curious to see if the Orioles can bounce back on the road and avoid the sweep. And obviously I need the Astros to win tonight. And that’s pretty much it for sports today.

Cool story, bro. Although I suppose it’s possible. But the odds going from a trillion to one to 999 billion to one shouldn’t be worthy of a front page piece on CNN.

Did this retard not see Footloose? By the way, Banjos absolutely hates that movie.  She refuses to watch it with me and says it’s the dumbest concept ever. I just think she hates learn-to-do-something 80s montages that don’t involve fighting.

“I’m here to educate your kids”

Boo-fucking-hoo. Sex education was always supposed to be reproductive education and why it’s best to avoid it until you’re an adult. What are they trying to include that falls into that category?

Is it ok to hate every man involved in this story? Because I hate every man involved in the story.

“Kick his ass, Sea Bass.”

“Taken to a hospital?” Hopefully its for treatment from the severe beating he took from the parents of the kids he was trying to do something with.  REOPEN THE ASYLUMS!!!

Is the lesson “don’t live like this piece of shit?” Because that’s pretty much the only lesson any decent person could give about the man’s actual life. Quick question: what’s it called when a black man’s entire life is whitewashed?

Cope and seethe, dickhead.  Cope. And. Seethe.

I have a sneaking suspicion there’s more to this story. But asking the reporters to go find it is too much, apparently.

Let’s lighten the mood now. Nah, let’s make it downright positive with a great song. And here’s another. That’s sure a long version. Oh well, enjoy it.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.