“Why don’t men approach women anymore? I just want a guy to ask me out.”

Literally shaking.


 

The Nihilistic Philosophies of Deformed Fish

The Problem of Horrible Teef: Either God will not fix my teef or He cannot fix my teef.

 

We are alone in a hostile universe. There is only the eternal night.

 

Not even love can save us. Love is not real. Nor is hate. Only indifference exists.

 

“Madness, mayhem, erotic vandalism, devastation of innumerable souls – while we scream and perish, History licks a finger and turns the page.” Only Thomas Ligotti understands me.

 

To live is to suffer.

 

Am I a fish? Am I some sort of coral? Frozen in a scream, I persevere. Why? Why?


 

I just can’t even with this story.

Gross reaction to woman’s viral gym bra fail: ‘Wear clothes’

 

A woman whose zip-up sports bra burst open at the gym has copped wild criticism from men who claim she should “wear clothes” to avoid the situation.

While women everywhere empathized with Canadian influencer Kylie Thompson after she shared a video of her recent wardrobe malfunction while she was working out, there were others who claimed Thompson should “wear clothes instead of undergarments” in public spaces.

Her unfortunate experience sparked a war of words between men and women after Thompson shared the clip on TikTok.

In the video, Thompson can be seen wearing a pair of grey bike shorts with a khaki top that features a zip that goes through the middle.

Despite the clasp being fully closed, the top bursts open as Thompson gets ready to lift weight using a machine, prompting her to clasp her chest.

“New gym fear unlocked: wardrobe malfunctions,” the popular gym-user wrote across the footage.

She also praised the “clasp on the inside” for protecting her from being fully exposed, as it kept the top held together while the middle split apart.

Thompson’s video quickly blew up, but as women shared their own wardrobe mishaps at the gym, the opposite sex appeared to have little sympathy for her plight.

“Maybe wear clothes instead of undergarments. I wish I was born 2000 years ago,” one bloke lamented.

“That’s why there’s something called shirts for public,” another scoffed.

One particularly rude bloke even made a completely unacceptable remark about Thompson’s bust size, while another echoed a similar sentiment one woman labelled “gross.”

That mean old mansplaining has struck again! How dare men suggest a woman wear a shirt when she is worried about her sports bra busting open! Harrumph, harrumph.


 

 

Just look at this cool motherfucker.