Spud is back in town and the cattle are nervous. Kaiser gave his editorial opinion- walked into the house, walked over to the expensive couch, lifted his leg and… I didn’t have the heart to tell Spud that I had already done the same thing before he got there. WebDom as well. Despite the unorthodox christening of the furniture, we still managed to polish off a couple 750ml bottles of spoiled grape juice (for Pie: a Beaujolais Blanc from J-M Brun and a single-vineyard Riesling from Forge, one of the great producers in this area).

Birthdays today include a guy who never met me; a guy who could actually outdrink Errol Flynn; the voice everyone trusted but shouldn’t have; a guy whose mind was always in the sewer; a guy who was killed by a nerd wearing a dress; a TV actress who always seemed cold; no joke here, one of the true greats of country and proto-Americana; the only First Lady who actually killed a man; a very under-rated photographer who was… creative; the finest rack on TV other than Bullwinkle; a guy of whom Justin Tucker could do a remarkable imitation; and SP’s favorite football player.

I guess it’s time to link…

 

Surprise, surprise, Hamas uses ambulances for troop transport. Now here’s the fun part: look closely at the pic of the ambulance. THAT’S A FUCKING HORSE UNDER IT!

 

Israel really has to keep Progs from immigrating.

 

The Squad threatens to support Trump.

 

This is what happens when you fight Elon Musk.

 

I love the opportunism in the legal profession.

 

One more reason for the US to stay the fuck out of Ukraine, the Middle East, and everywhere else Team Blue wants war.

 

The Old Man says that the only thing better than The Dead South is The Dead South doing a cover of a Trampled By Turtles classic.