Yes, it does seem to be a bit ironic. When glass recycling was first brought up, my instant reaction was, “Wait, there’s a shortage of sand???” But hey, it’s paying my salary. Here’s part of the conference description:

This year you can expect: 

  • Paper recycling bins
  • Food composting bins
  • No plastic silverware
  • No plastic cups
  • Download the Whova App to see the agenda or click here.  A limited amount of paper agendas and those in large-print will be available at the Registration Table.
  • Reusable name badges (return at the end of the conference)

You can participate by: 

  • Bringing your own water bottle or coffee mug for fill-up
  • Download the Whova (pronounced Whoo-va) App to eliminate the use of agendas and to communicate with others at the conference.
  • Bring your own carrying tote or bag to pickup promo items in the Exhibitor Hall.
  • Bring your own washable cloth napkins to quickly wipe up spills, dry out your coffee mug to put back in your bag, or use when you go to dinner instead of paper napkins.  Concerned you’ll forget them?  Pack some in your car, purse or reusable bag.
  • When dining out, order a smaller meal/portions to reduce food waste, or bring your own reusable take-home container to the restaurant.  Ask if the restaurant is opposed to sharing meals.
  • Taking pics with your phone of displays, business cards, brochures, and more.
  • What other ideas do you have?  Post them on the Whova Community Board.

 

OK, I’m going to ask about turning condoms inside-out and reusing them, washing tampons, and re-using toilet paper. This is a challenge and as Yahweh is my witness, I shall rise to it.

Speaking of rising, birthdays today include a guy who was neither holy nor Roman; a guy who goddammit every general ought to be like; a guy who was even more Irish than Jimmy Cagney; a guy who was witnessed; a guy who out-acted Lee Marvin; the favorite writer of every nerd teenager (and who wrote perhaps the most prescient short story ever conceived); the single funniest human to ever walk the planet; a true carbon-based lifeform; one of Tomb Raider’s heroes (and she actually was a Sandalista); a chick who would be a whole more if she wasn’t such a dimbulb; another standard-issue Hollywood dimbulb, this time male; and a guy who found a creative way to lose a football.

Let’s get to the reason for the season: Links.

 

On theme: totally not a racket.

 

I like how they don’t even pretend- any threat to the Team chances in an election is “an attack on democracy.”

 

The charade goes on, but at least it’s entertaining from time to time.

 

I have a new band name: The Electric Candiru.

 

Who decided, “This will convince people!”?

 

The First Amendment is seen as the enemy. These congresschimps badly need a good impeachment, just before the woodchipper.

 

I love the idea of solving a meaningless panic with an even stupider approach.

 

The Old Man loves this band, and the song they cover was a favorite for my old band to cover. These guys do it better.