MOAR ROBOT DANGER

They will get super-charged with demonic electrical energies and murder us all.

 

SHEEP SMITH

Sheepsquatch, also known as the “White Thing”, is a woolly-haired cryptid reported across numerous counties in West Virginia, predominantly within the southwestern region of the state. The counties with the most sightings are Boone, Kanawha, Putnam and Mason, with a surge in sightings taking place in Boone County during the mid-1990s.

It is described as being a quadruped about the size of a bear, with entirely white wool-like fur. It has a long and pointed head, similar to a dog but with long, saber-like teeth and a single-pint set of horns not dissimilar from those found on a young goat. Its forelimbs end in paw-like hands, similar to those of a raccoon but larger, while its tail is long and hairless like that of an opossum.

The kaleidoscope of the SMITH family is so rich.

 

Another Cryptid Sighting

A Vampire with a day job? Inside the life of an Ohio woman who identifies as a vampire

“I came out of the coffin, as it were,” and, “never felt so free in my life.”

There has been no turning back for the 28-year-old woman who identifies as a vampire, who wears fangs and a makeup palette of dark red lipstick with a “Phoenix eye,” punctuated by red, orange and yellow and a beak and a tail. She also wears a white shirt with “flowy sleeves” and a black cape.

“It’s my go-to look.”

Hellen “Hellie” Schweizer talks about her life as a vampire.

From the time she was young, “I’ve always been all about vampires,” Schweizer said, citing her preoccupation with Anne Rice books and with Dracula.

There are different kinds of vampires, she said. They can be lawyers or janitors, as well as psychics and witches.

“Vampires and witches get along famously,” she said, and “run in similar circles.”

“Not every vampire is bad,” attacking people or offering human sacrifices, she said. “I follow a higher path.”