Rude uniform choice

Yesterday was a fairly eventful, yet mostly predictable day in the NFL. But the Cowboys sure shit the bed.  Tonight’s game could be interesting.I really don’t have much else, aside from Man City choking, Liverpool being stymied by a ManUre team that seemed uninterested in actually playing to score, and Arsenal hopping back to the top of the table before their clash at Anfield this coming weekend. So I’ll move on to…the links!

That’ll teach em! I can’t wait for those affected get their share of that money.  Oh wait…it’s going to the group who get to both investigate, adjudicate, and levy a fine for which no trial was used to determine guilt. Did they screw up? Yes. But the process by which this fine was levied is completely ridiculous.

How nice of them. They’re close to becoming civilized human beings. But I’m afraid their whole “commie” thing will keep them from ever achieving that status.

Load them up as fast as you can.

More! More! More! Keep giving them more of what they claim to support. It’s working so far.

I’m shocked! Just kidding. This is maybe the least surprising thing ever.

What the hell is wrong with people? I hope this dude gets what’s coming to him.

Oh no…anyway. Seriously, who do they think actually buys this shit anymore?

Good luck. Maybe it’ll clean all the human excrement from the sidewalks.

This is terrible. What did they do, make them dress up as the ice cream man and stand on the sideline of a football game gyrating like some kind of freak? Oh wait, those dudes sign up for that ritual humiliation.

The season is upon us! That’s a fun one. And here’s a rare one I bet some of you haven’t heard before. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Monday, dear friends.