Remember the whole Trump steaks thing? Why isn’t he selling Trump steaks to pay for his re-election? This is why The Hat should be in charge of all campaign decisions.  From Wikipedia if you don’t remember the gag.

In August 2015, TIME magazine included Trump Steaks on a list of Trump business failures.[16] In December 2015, during the 2016 U.S. presidential campaign, a Super PAC supporting John Kasich produced an ad mocking Trump Steaks.[42] On February 10, 2016, the New York Daily News[43] included Trump Steaks on a list of Trump business failures. Steaks from West Palm Beach’s Bush Brothers[44] Provision Co.[45] were on display at Trump’s Florida news conference celebrating his latest primary victories on March 8, 2016 during which Trump claimed them to be “Trump Steaks”.[4] Trump-branded wine and water were also displayed, as an example of Trump’s success in business.[46] Observers there noted the Trump-named steaks were produced by a butcher in West Palm Beach.[3] In March 2016, Vox noted that on QVC’s website “reviews of Trump steaks were, um, mixed”,[3] with more than half of the reviews negative (1 star to 2 stars).[47] In an interview with Anderson Cooper the following day, Trump said that he does not process the steaks but instead purchases them from local suppliers.[46] As of April 2016 the only place the steaks can still be purchased is at Trump’s various properties.[18]