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‘Anything can happen.’ Inside the ‘real life reality show’ of the nine-month cruise

Nine months. Seven continents. Hundreds of passengers in close quarters at sea. Millions more watching along online.

Welcome aboard Royal Caribbean’s Ultimate World Cruise, which set sail a month ago and has unexpectedly captured the internet’s imagination.

No, the cruise isn’t the first of its kind – months-long sea voyages have been a stalwart of the cruising world for over 100 years (although this one is longer than average).

And no, the Royal Caribbean ship that’s handling the journey, Serenade of the Seas, isn’t new (in fact, it’s over 20 years old).

Nor is this ship the largest leisure vessel to navigate the world’s waters (that’s the soon-to-launch Royal Caribbean ship Icon of Seas, which measures 1,198 feet, or 365 meters prow to stern against Serenade of the Seas’ comparatively-small 964 feet).

But the Ultimate World Cruise is one of the first months-long world voyages to set sail in a while – such journeys have largely been off the table since Covid upended the industry back in 2020.

In fact, Serenade of the Seas’ 2023-2024 voyage was originally pitched by Royal Caribbean International president Michael Bayley as a way for travel-starved cruisers to “make up for lost time” in the wake of the pandemic.

I don’t really see the appeal of going on cruise, but I’m OK if someone else does. But this one seems especially brutal. 9 months? The time it takes to gestate a human being? 9 months of buffets and perky cruise directors and untz untz untz music?

And the worst thing? You’re trapped on a ship with people who thought going on a 9 month cruise would be a good idea.


 

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