I have a new ritual- after a long day at the university, I come home, make some coffee, then spend the rest of the evening writing lecture notes for the next day, grading quizzes, writing questions for the next quizzes, writing practice problems… then rinse and repeat. Tomb Raider observed that she might never see me again until spring break. Maybe. That’s not totally fair- I took last night off and came up to Rochester to see a pretty good show and drink some beer. At my age, I’m supposed to slow down, but this new job has made me speed up. Next year will be easier, I keep telling myself.

Age requires birthdays and today is no exception, with (for example) a guy who has something in common with me; a guy who played by the rule; a guy who inspired Keenan Wynn; the definitive sidekick; a guy who shared Roosevelt’s views about Jews, if not his foreign policy; a woman who insisted on a business class upgrade; the guy who inspired Hunter Biden; the co-Aquarium Parent (honorary) with Ralph Bunche; the guy who did the very best low budget horror film ever; a clue to George Bush’s judgement; a guy who elevated rock showmanship to a new level; and a guy truly living his best life.

Now before I disappear again, let’s see some examples of Man’s Inhumanity to Man.

 

Whoever we’re buying bombs from, put your stock investments there. The Muppet in the White House continues the Democratic (and Republican, to be fair) tradition of waging unneeded war. The Old Man’s suggestion is Letter of Marque and Reprisal. Hey, it worked before…

 

OMG SHAPE SHIFTING MICROPLASTICS!

 

I am shocked, SHOCKED I tell ya, to find out the the think tank used by The Muppet is funded by Iran.

 

In case you thought Obama wasn’t the one with his hands up The Muppet. I was just listening to a Prog colleague ranting about Netanyahu (“He’s nuts, he’s crazy, he’s a dictator, he wants to destroy the Middle East!”), but I couldn’t get him to same anything specific that Netanyahu did beyond the equivalent of “He and Obama didn’t get along.” Everything else was, “Oh, someone who supports Netanyahu said something.”

 

But DC is totally not a crime-ridden shithole.

 

I strongly support her. Senator I’d Most Like To Filibuster.

 

Get the popcorn, the goyim are putting on a show.

 

Old Guy Music features the fellow Tomb Raider and I saw play last night at a terrific local brewery (Preservation Beer). Benny is excellent and made it a point to come over and give The Dog major pets. This is him with a couple folks we also saw him play with last year.