This shit right here is why I hate thaws. It needs to stay frozen until March.


What with the site transfer getting postponed, I figured I should earn my keep around here and actually determine auspicious dates for a site upgrade.  Before the hucksters, frauds, and charlatans of newspapers columnists degraded the SCIENCE! of astrology, Real Astrologers(R) were employed by the nobility and primarily used to answer specific questions such as this.  While it’s very hard to pick your kids exact birthdate, you have a much better chance of determining their time of conception, so that was the auspicious moment that was more often determined.  Of course, that necessarily meant, depending on how precise your horoscope was, you had to be ready to nut on command when the guy looking at the stars outside on the balcony saw the perfected alignment.  This exacting precision was not only rewarding from a voyeuristic perspective, but the more precise you were the easier it was to blame any deformities nine months later on the royals getting their gonadal timing incorrect.


Fortunately we had enough snow come by to cover the mud.


Anyway, since we’re talking about a site upgrade, here are the main things to watch for:

Mercury – The messenger of the gods, also chance, chaos, magic and luck.  Obviously IT related.

Jupiter – Control, command, discipline and things just going well overall.

Venus – General benevolence and superficially related to the internet because the internet is for porn.

Capricorn – Related to geekery and computers becasue of something in ancient Egypt that I’ve forgotten the specifics of.

Gemini – The House of Communication.

The Sun and the Moon generally activate anything they’re interacting with, though the Moon occasionally ionteracts badly.

So, when you lay all of these out you get:

Anything before Feb 6th is great, with the 5th being the best.

The 9th-13th is not so good.

The 14th – 19th enco0mpasses two different periods of better-than-normal luck for the endeavor if there’s not time to get to it before the 6th.

If you are interested, IT-related tarot cards include The Magician, The Hierophant, the High Priestess, The Hanged Man, the Two of coins, Any of the Knights and Pages (though more so the Swords than the Coins), and the Three and Eight of Wands.


I’m just posting this for the 0:06


Aquarius: 5 of Cups reversed – News, alliances, affinity, consanguinity, ancestry, return, false projects.

Pisces: The Blank card – We’re sorry, all our cards are advising other signs. Please try again next week.

Aries: 9 of Swords – Death, failure, miscarriage, delay, deception, disappointment, despair. Could be worse.

Taurus: King of Wands reversed – Good, but severe; austere, yet tolerant.

Gemini: Death reversed – So not Death-death, but those things that are death-like or death-adjacent. Stil not good.

Cancer: 5 of Wands reversed – Litigation, disputes, trickery, contradiction.

Leo: Page of Cups – A studious youth; news, message; application, reflection, meditation; also these things directed to business.

Virgo: Wheel of Fortune reversed – It seems like it’s lucky, but it’s less than you’d think. Like getting a free crate of spoons when you have ten thousand spoons.

Libra: Queen of Wands reversed – Opposition, jealousy, deceit, infidelity.

Scorpio: The World reversed – Inertia, fixity, stagnation, permanence.

Sagittarius: The Empress reversed – Light, truth, the unravelling of involved matters, public rejoicings, vacillation.

Capricorn: King of Coins – Valor, realizing intelligence, business and normal intellectual aptitude, sometimes mathematical gifts and attainments of this kind; success in these paths. 


This seems sufficiently meta.