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Date: 6 January 2024, 1427 CST
Location: SpaceX Starbase, Boca Chica, TX
”I do not like this. This is a non-stop short attack from Blackrock, who intends to do nothing but ruin me because I snubbed Larry Fink when he asked to test drive a pre-production Cybertruck.” Elon began talking in the opposite of the general direction of his executive drones in the board room.
”Perhaps we can send out a based and redpilled message to him on Twitter.”
“On what?” Elon looked at his employee with intense blank-faced inquisition.
”Sorry, Elon.”
”Oh no, we’re not on a first name basis. If you recall, you called me Mr. Musk after I asked you to call me Elon. You insisted on Mr. Musk.” Elon paused for a quick drink of his Boba Tea. “The only people that call me Mr. Musk are the maid, my stewardesses, my pilots, my mother, and three women I pay to live in a house together with a series of cameras I placed to allow me to view their scandalous exposed wrists and ankles. As such you are wearing the same uniform as they—furry pink panties.”
”Yes. Sorry, Mr. Musk.”
”I am afraid however, this transgression cannot be left without consequence.” Elon closed his eyes and winced slightly. “Hmm. I want you to know I do not want to do this.”
Elon pulled out his iPhone and scrolled to the Elon App. His lips tightened slightly to form a smile.
”Here we are.” Elon said after a pause. “I need you to open the Elon App, and click the button marked Your Final Solution.”
“Yes Mr. Musk.”
A hidden compartment raised in the center of the carbon fiber conference room table. Doors unfolded out opposite directions revealing the item hidden inside the compartment: A exquisite Japanese Tanto.
”Mr. Musk, what is Sepukku?”
”Its the only honorable recourse. Please kneel on the conference room table and take care of this for me while we continue the board meeting. You have three minutes to comply starting when you selected Your Final Solution on the Elon app.”
“Elon, if I may be so bold, isn’t this the type of workplace culture that lead Blackrock to try to remove you from the Tesla board?” Another executive asked.
”Larry Fink likes to pretend to be a victim and that we made it personal, but do know he’s the one that made me do this. Look on your Elon App.” Elon said, somewhat sternly.
The executive checked his phone. “Ah yes.” He pulled out a ball-gag and placed it into his mouth.
Elon began walking slowly to the executive that spoke out of line. “Now let’s discuss Starlink.” He placed a knee on the executive’s back pinning him against the conference room table. “Have Zelensky…” He grabbed both sides of the strap on the ball gag around the executive’s head. “…or the Pentagon, or any of these faggots…” He yanked both sides of the ball gag with a tight *squik*. “…paid for their StarLink service yet?”
”No, Elon. Zelensky pretended not to speak English, and the Pentagon said, and I quote get fucked.”
“I was afraid of that, which is why I hired a consultant to assist with this situation. As well as others related to Flat Earthers, SPACE SMITH, Jews, and government regulators.” Elon said. “But I repeat myself.”
The timer went off on the employee’s phone on the carbon fiber conference room table. Everyone looked at the man, crying, wearing furry pink lingerie, with a Tanto…kneeling on the carbon fiber conference room table.
”Well?” Elon asked. “Fine, it is dishonor then.” Elon motioned to the dark corner of the conference room.
The room erupted with the sound of a single gunshot.
“Whoa, sorry about that.” A fat, sweaty man said finagaling a Sig P320 into a wet shoulder holster under his yellow plaid coat. “These new issued pistols really do go off on their own.” He took a long drag of a Black and Mild.
”When did you switch to cigars?” Elon asked.
”Its part of the agency’s new DEI initiative.” The agent replied. “None of us can get away from this shit.”
”Regardless, you cannot smoke here.” Elon said.
”Fine.” He put the cheap cigar out on the employee’s carcass. Mindful to twist the cigar into his ass not the panties. “The furry ones are flammable. Don’t ask. …Now I have a solution to your StarLink problem.”
”Oh?” Elon asked with muted enthusiasm.
“I know a few counterparts in Russia that will happily pay for StarLink…in fact they’ll pay for their service AND Ukraine’s!”
Elon and the other executives stroked their chins in silence.
Musk Denies Selling StarLink Terminals to Russia After Kyiv Alleges Their Use in Occupied Areas
Kremlin Denies its Troops Use Elon Musk’s StarLink
Elon Musk Denies Selling StarLink to Russia After Ukraine Claims Use in War
Ukraine Claims Russian Forces Using Musk’s StarLink in Occupied Areas
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A carbon fiber conference table. How ordinary.
How many $billions has the U.S. and allies sent to the Ukraine? Those cheap fucks still can’t pay their bills? Do they really have to launder ALL of it?
There’s still a lot of beaks out there that haven’t been sufficiently wet. And a few who would like a fourth house and a third yacht.
Don’t forget the 3rd wife as well.
What the what?
I mean it makes sense: the frills and furs would easily catch a flame.
Speaking of synchronicity – coworkers and I were just discussing this:
Berry’s mom said there was a dispute after the suspect asked her son to buy him a Black and Mild cigar. When Berry told him no, the suspect left and returned with a gun.
I haven’t thought about Black and Mild cigars in years.
37-year-old bodega worker dies after being shot in head in Crown Heights
https://abc7ny.com/brooklyn-fatal-shooting-man-shot-in-head-nyc-crime/14471180/
Indeed. I might need to purchase a few for next months road trip.
Furry panties?
Those may taste better than the Black and Milds.
Beaver fur, of course.
Fantastic. I imagine the boardroom meetings are just like that.
But do they serve mini pies at board meetings?
We DQ’d a competitor at Carry Optics Nationals for violating rules 10.4.1 and 10.4.6 (AD over berm, AD during movement). He showed us a video proving that his finger was well outside the trigger guard when his P320 went off, but a) video evidence is not permissible and b) it doesn’t matter why it happened.
Are they all that unsafe or is it the comp trigger?
I didn’t ask, but I’d assume it had the GrayGuns trigger in it.
If you’re carrying a faulty weapon that goes off without a trigger pull, you’re unsafe regardless of whether your finger was inside the guard or not.
Arguably worse than your usual AD.
What does AD mean? Google seems baffled by the acronym, doesn’t give a definition.
Nevermind – accidental discharge. Got it.
AD= Accidental Discharge-when a gun goes off without the trigger being pulled
ND= Negligent Discharge- Trigger is pulled and gun fires when the gun is not supposed to be fired.
Missed it by that much.
It’s a write off.
It’s another one of Biden’s screw jobs to people he doesn’t like. So blatant and wrong.
“You don’t even know what a write off is do you?”
“No, but they do, and they…write it off.”
And why wouldn’t you believe a donut shop worker who’s been on strike for a decade?
Because he’ll blow the steam line and then drop his gum into the dough.
Question: after seppuku, are you supposed to replace the same and tsuka-maki? I can see reasons for it going either way.
You’d think they’d be splattered while in use against others.
I thought one point of the sharkskin was its resistance to blood and sweat.
Neither Buddhism nor Shinto are very fond of blood.
Stingray belly skin is super-grippy.
Fish boots?
Still less painful than committing sedoku?
https://media.gab.com/cdn-cgi/image/width=1704,quality=100,fit=scale-down/system/media_attachments/files/159/742/708/original/7f9ebc8890958d0b.png
Death by 9×9 puzzle square?
You have to have a bowl of Tsuka-yaki.
Or listen to Kyu Sakamoto
https://youtu.be/C35DrtPlUbc?si=OsirJkFWH2CA8zt6
jeez that is horrible
That’s a very famous song in both Japan and the US.
One of the few Japanese language cross over hits in the US.
He showed us a video proving that his finger was well outside the trigger guard when his P320 went off, but a) video evidence is not permissible and b) it doesn’t matter why it happened.
All that means is the P320 should not be eligible for competition due to unreliability.
OT – Please enjoy this bit of karma. (Although I agree with the comments he needs to pull up to allow people to make the left turn while the signal is green.)
https://www.reddit.com/r/IdiotsInCars/comments/1az2xft/oc_cant_believe_this_guy_cut_me_off/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web3x&utm_name=web3xcss&utm_term=1&utm_content=share_button
Driver who posted video is Ed Glosser.
What about the stars and bars?
A bill that would largely ban displaying pride flags in public school classrooms was passed by the GOP-led Tennessee House on Monday after Republicans cut a heated debate short.
The 70-24 vote sends the legislation to the Senate, where a final vote could happen as early as this week. The motion to cut off debate prompted Democratic Rep. Justin Jones, of Nashville, to yell that House Speaker Cameron Sexton was out of order and ignoring people’s requests to speak. Republicans in turn scolded Jones by voting him out of order, halting his immediate comments.
Before that, at least two people against the bill were kicked out of the gallery due to talking over the proceedings as Democrats and other opponents blasted the legislation as unfairly limiting a major symbol of the LGBTQ+ community in schools.
Ban one, ban them all, or vicy versy.
unfairly limiting a major symbol of the LGBTQ+ community in schools
Bow down and worship the dominant culture.
There should only be state flags in there. If any. Ban anything else, I agree.
Major symbol of my community, is as people mentioned below, the Gadsden Flag…go figure it only ratchets one way.
Are Playboy Bunny flags allowed?
The 70-24
Democracy though.
*vote
“Democratic Rep. Justin Jones, of Nashville, to yell that House Speaker Cameron Sexton was out of order and ignoring people’s requests to speak. Republicans in turn scolded Jones by voting him out of order, halting his immediate comments.”
I’m not out of order, this whole damn legislature is out of order
” two people against the bill were kicked out of the gallery due to talking over the proceedings”
Insurrekkktion.
Please enjoy this bit of karma.
As usual, I am baffled. What the fuck are any of those people doing?
Car 1 – I just stop in the left turn lane with 2 plus car lengths before the bumper of the car in front. Too much effort to be considerate to people behind me.
Car 2 – Hey a space! I can cut you right off there and naturally not signal while doing it. It’s my road baby!
Car 3 – Red lights are stopping optional. If I go fast enough I can get through before the light on the other side is green. Plus it’s my road too!
“I am proud when I walk into the public schools in my city, to see the LGBTQ flag in the classrooms, proudly put up by teachers who understand the suffering that many of their students go through,” said Rep. Jason Powell, a Nashville Democrat. “We should be welcoming and celebrating our students, not hating on them.”
Go fuck yourself. Where’s my No Step on Snek?
He left out the MAPs though, a demographic that seems to be well represented in today’s public schools.
Why would you want a flag that is itself a “hate crime”?
Have that patch on your backpack and you get sent home by a clueless harpy.
Have I mentioned I hate teachers?
Selfless heroes, the most important job in the world. If you don’t believe me just ask them.
They are the real heroes, but the guy on Iwo Jima, he was close, right?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dAg9M-O9wGo
Car 1 – I just stop in the left turn lane with 2 plus car lengths before the bumper of the car in front. Too much effort to be considerate to people behind me.
Car 2 – Hey a space! I can cut you right off there and naturally not signal while doing it. It’s my road baby!
Car 3 – Red lights are stopping optional. If I go fast enough I can get through before the light on the other side is green. Plus it’s my road too!
Okay- assholes, all the way down. I have been out west so long asshole drivers aren’t really a major issue on a regular basis. One thing I have noticed, though; around here (eastern Idaho) asshole drivers overwhelmingly have Utah plates.
Damn Mormons.
Elsewhere, in “free” speech
Legislation that would end tax benefits for the United Daughters of the Confederacy — the Richmond-based women’s group that helped erect many of the country’s Confederate monuments — is on its way to Republican Virginia Gov. Glenn Youngkin, who hasn’t said whether he supports it.
The Democratic-led House of Delegates gave final passage Monday to a bill that would eliminate both a recordation and property tax exemption for the group. A separate, companion measure that reached final passage last week also eliminates those exemptions.
The bills have moved through the legislature with mostly party-line support and relatively little debate. The few individuals who have spoken out against the legislation have called it discriminatory, while supporters argued the tax benefits have amounted to state-sponsored subsidies for Confederate monuments and are out of line with 21st-century values.
Eliminate tax exempt status, period. The ACLU can be next, followed by every other so-called nonprofit advocacy parasite.
That would seem to be the next logical step.
Last time I was in downtown Pittsburgh there was a young lady fundraising.
When we walked past, she said she was from the ACLU.
In one of my more eloquent moments, I said, “OOOOW!, go away!”
My wife teased me about how smart I am, but that was all I could think to say at the time.
Why the EU is so pro-Ukraine War? War bonds. They want to issue bonds, which will allow them to directly tax EU citizens (without representation), and start funding an EU army.
https://tomluongo.me/2024/02/20/why-war-bonds-are-making-their-return-in-europe/
So 31 year old Fox body Mustang, albeit top spec, of which they made millions of the base car or a new 911?
https://www.thedrive.com/news/34-mile-ford-mustang-svt-cobra-might-be-the-freshest-fox-body-in-the-world
The 80’s and 90’s really sucked for cars.
235hp in an SVT Cobra?
My 2005 Saab beater has almost that much.
With the tuned ECM it probably has more.
It was a dark time. I think it started in the 1970s for American cars.
’72 was the last great year.
’73 started the detuning of the big blocks.
“Rollin in my 5.0…”
In the 80s, I gave up on American cars and started by Subarus. In the 90s, I switched over to Nissans.
I’ll take a GTI and bank the $100k.
Right?
There are many better ways to spend that much.
I’d prefer a Mustang because I like them, but at that price?
It also hasn’t been driven since it left the dealer. Instead, it sat in storage for 31 years—seemingly in a humidity-controlled, air-tight vault—and it shows, as it still looks like it just rolled off the assembly line. The only thing that isn’t factory original is the battery. Although, I wonder how those tires have held up over three decades of sitting, even in a low-humidity environment.
As soon as you drive it, all the seals are likely to fail.
What would you even do with that car?
I’m waiting to see how Tony Angelo’s Aston Martin V12 fox body engine swap turns out. It’s a little cramped in that engine compartment.
Yeah. That thing is going to eat thousands of dollars if you want to drive it.
Good news is the parts are generally available.
or a new 911?
Absolutely not. A quick check of BaT results tells me I could get a Renault R5 turbo for $150k.
I think I was the one who linked the drill brushes.
That thing is going to eat thousands of dollars if you want to drive it.
If all you want to do is burnouts, it’ll be fine. Cornering will take a little more work. I have no idea what the weight differential between those two motors is, but there is definitely a forward shift in weight distribution.
I meant because of age and lack of driving that you will need to spend thousands in parts and labor replacing perished seals and rubber.
Sure, you could top the fluids off and do burnouts with the the 30 year old tires while leaking fluids everywhere.
Those engines were still a maze of vacuum hoses too. All those would poof into dust upon starting. Ask me how I know.
How do you know?
Hell, the vacuum lines on my truck (2001) were so brittle that I got tired of patching them every time I did any work under the hood, so I replaced the whole harness.
Yes. It’s like brittle, angel hair spaghetti after about ten years. I had a Ford work van I bought from a beer distributor. Great 6 cylinder, AC worked, everything. A couple days later the mass of vacuum routing hoses all cracked to dust. They were helpfully labeled in different colors, with an insane hose routing diagram that looked like 20 feet of hoses.
You couldn’t even see the colors anymore, the hoses were so grimy and collapsed. I had to start from scratch. That was the beginning of a realization that I had bought a car that was two minutes to midnight on major maintenance.
No comment from Alex Jones?
I offer a Final Solution for the seconding problem.
I meant because of age and lack of driving that you will need to spend thousands in parts and labor replacing perished seals and rubber.
Oh, the black car- yes, absolutely. If you wanted to put it on the road it would require a total mechanical “restoration”.
”Oh no, we’re not on a first name basis. If you recall, you called me Mr. Musk after I asked you to call me Elon.”
That’s a hell of a call back. I’m glad I don’t work for Elon.
Heinous crimes which shock the conscience
The FBI informant indicted earlier this month for making false statements about President Biden and his son will remain jailed, a federal judge ruled Monday.
The Associated Press (AP) reported that District Judge Otis D. Wright reversed an earlier order from Magistrate Judge Daniel J. Albregts in the District of Nevada that released Alexander Smirnov from detention. Wright ruled he must remain jailed while he awaits trial on Monday.
“There is nothing garden variety about this case,” Wright said ahead of announcing his decision, according to AP. “I have not changed my mind. This man will be remanded pending trial.”
Federal prosecutors raised concerns that Smirnov was planning to flee because he previously made plans to travel outside the U.S. to meet with “multiple foreign intelligence agencies” who were capable of relocating him. Wright wrote in a separate Friday order that Smirnov’s legal team’s arguments for his release were “likely to facilitate his absconding from the United States.”
Smirnov was first arrested on Feb. 14 and indicted for making false statements to the FBI in relation to his testimony about Hunter Biden. He had previously told the law enforcement agency that both the president and his son received $5 million bribes from the head of the Ukrainian energy firm Burisma — a claim at the center of the ongoing House GOP probe into the Biden family.
Maximum security. Incommunicado. No mercy.
Of course the narrative is that without this guy the whole thing falls apart. I never even heard about him up to now. I was sold on the bank accounts, shell companies, wire transfers, checks for “loans”, photos, emails, text messages, and testimony from Biden business associates.