THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. THIS IS A MUCH MORE DIFFICULT OPERATION BECAUSE A LEAKER LEAKED, WE’RE LOOKING VERY HARD TO FIND THE LEAKER, AND THE PERSON WHO DOES THE STORY WILL GO TO JAIL IF HE DOESN’T SAY WHO IS DOING THE LEAKING. IF YOUR RUNING AROUND THERE...
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED: TOP G’s ONLY. ARE YOU A TOP G? NO. YOU ARE TOO INSUFFICIENT AN EXAMPLE OF MASCULINITY TO BE A TOP G. YOU ARE INCAPABLE IN ALL REALMS. YOU SPILL YOUR SEED INTO A TOILET INSTEAD OF A HOOKER LIKE GOD INTENDED. TO BE A TOP G YOU MUST...
THE FOLLOWING TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE GARAGE. DO NOT LEAVE THIS IN THE BATHROOM. FAILURE TO MAINTAIN CLASSIFICATION STANDARDS WILL RESULT IN YOU GOING TO JAIL. DIRECTLY TO JAIL. DO NOT PASS GO. DO NOT COLLECT $200 Date of Transmission: 28...
THE FOLLOWING, IS AN INTERVIEW WITH WITH AN UNNAMED GOVERNMENT AGENT. WELL, NOT REALLY. THIS IS NOT THE LEX FRIEDMAN PODCAST
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED. DO NOT GIVE IT TO YOUR CRACKHEAD SON, DO NOT LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE, DEFINITELY DO NOT LEAVE IT IN THE GARAGE WITHIN REACH OF YOUR CRACKHEAD SON Date/Time: 11 January 2023 1047 EST Location: Breakroom of the undisclosed agency, at...
What part of “CLASSIFIED, OH NO YOU DON’T”” is hard to understand?
THIS TRANSMISSION IS CLASSIFIED
I’m here to teach you to swallow the whistle
SPACE!
The transition is complete. Trust the plan.
There’s still time for the President to let this cat out of the bag.
The following transmission is classified The following transmission is classified The following transmission is classified Any unauthorized reproduction, without the express written consent of the National Football League is strictly prohibited Date/Time: 27 May 2020...
… bounded fearlessly into the unknown . Impossible there is is absolutely nothing Americans can’t do. When we get together, there’s nobody even close.
