A bit of unexpected excitement yesterday- I went to school to do some work, and while a reaction was running, I was doing some cleaning in the lab I inherited (which is an absolute wreck, filled with 20+ years of junk, broken stuff, papers, ancient cracked rubber hoses…), and on one of the benchtops, a glint caught my eye. Looking more closely, I noticed that there was a shit-ton of mercury droplets. Oh fuck. And of course, there were even more on the floor around that bench. This is considered to be a bad thing, given that the stuff is… somewhat toxic. Fortunately, I was able to reach our head of Health & Safety. Even more fortunately, he’s a common-sense guy who knew better than to panic and call in all the alphabet soup agencies; he and I did a two man cleanup. I suggested using tuna to sponge it up. That was a bit beyond what he thought was funny. Ah well. My personality is definitely mercurial.

Birthdays today include a candidate for the biggest dick to ever grace the Supreme Court; a guy who graces the driveway of every dentist and gynecologist;  a complicated guy with fascinating contradictions; a great pianist whose talent for jazz is almost forgotten; a guy who jumped around a lot wearing tights; a guy who pioneered the Teflon football; the prototypical Jew-hating leftist; the whiniest person to ever lace up; a horsefaced publicity hound (to mix metaphors); and the world’s luckiest retiree.

Let’s do some links before the Minamata disease sets in.

 

So the dude is captured, why is the St. Paddy parade canceled?

 

This is vandalism we can all approve of.

 

So now the PLO is more sensible than Team Blue.

 

This just gets goofier and goofier.

 

“How could this happen? We used the same people who did the Obamacare website!”

 

Not our fucking business. No way any of this ends well with our “help.” The crushed Palestinian Arabs from a few days ago are a perfect metaphor.

 

Wait, it’s supposed to give notice? Of course, the most important thing is its carbon footprint.

 

This has long been one of my favorite bands. And after yesterday’s emergency, Tomb Raider and I watched them tear up the house at Rochester’s Kodak Center. Fantastic picking, singing, and songwriting.