CAPRICOPHAGIC CRYPTID CHOMPS CAROTIDS: This creature is a nightmare.*

TOTALLY MISSING THE POINT OF THE FIRST AMENDMENT: It’s both sad and scary when a SCOTUS justice worries about how that darn, pesky 1A thing hamstrings government’s attempts to censor speech it doesn’t like. And it’s not just that one justice we have to worry about. Here’s a good explainer of what’s at stake in Murthy v. Missouri.

TOO-LOCAL NEWS: Virginia state government liquor monopoly not bringing in as much revenue as expected. Maybe that has something to do with this. And this.

YOU GOTTA FIGHT. FOR YOUR RIGHT. TO RE–PAIR: A story about IP law, DMCA, right to repair, and why the ice cream machines at a certain fast-food restaurant are always broken. “After one company built a Raspberry Pi-powered device, the Kytch, that could provide better diagnostics and insights, Taylor moved to ban franchisees from installing the device, then offered up its own competing product. Kytch has sued Taylor for $900 million in a case that is still pending.”

FBI SMACKED DOWN IN 9-0 SCOTUS RULING:  Story here. The federal courts are notorious for finding any excuse to NOT rule on certain things, things that would rock the boat. We are all familiar with their “standing” chicanery, and I’m surprised they didn’t declare this moot to avoid ruling on the merits. This ruling is if nothing else a small victory for due process and accountability.

LONG READ OF THE DAY: Over at the Brownstone institute, Lani Kass writes about the assault on language, people who believe rights come from God, and the Military Leadership Diversity Commission.

GEE-WHIZ SPACE LINK OF THE DAY: “Benchmark Space’s first electric thruster is in orbit and ready to begin operations as the company moves into large-scale production of the systems. […] Xantus is a metal plasma thruster that uses molybdenum as propellant.” Everything you wanted to know about Moly B Denum. Another, more flirtatious, Molly.

(*)If anyone can ID the instrument being played, and the style of music in the opening (before it gets all thumpy), I’d appreciate it.