This, of course, is totally fictional.

Banjos asked me to step in for her today. OK, but it’s exam time (last ones before finals) in all my classes. The students are in a foul mood. They are already trying to manipulate their way into extra points and I haven’t even written the fucking things yet.
“Can we get practice exams?”
“Have you done the practice problems I posted?”
“No.”
“Then what good would more practice problems do?”
Pause. “So, can we get practice exams?”

We do practice yearly celebrations, though, and celebrate birthdays, today’s including a guy legendary for being a triple killer;  a guy whose writing career resembled a supernova;  a wonderful actress who also voiced every great female cartoon character until June Foray came along; a guy who took a licking; a woman who was so stereotypical as a haughty French filmmaker that I couldn’t make up a better character; a woman whose views on guns are memory-holed by her numerous Progressive admirers; a woman who caught George jerking; Pete Buttchug’s spirit animal; my favorite hotel clerk; my favorite playwright; a woman who never let facts get in the way of the best-seller list; a guy who never learned from other people’s fuckups; a mediocre magician with a perfect sense of self-promotion; the inspiration for a Muppet; and a woman who is a running joke in my former research group.

With that, let’s git Linkin’.

 

Just make AAA Minor League Football and be done with it.

 

Welcome to New York.

 

Andres and Hamas really are fine pair. He channels Haniyeh, getting rich by shameless and amoral massive self-promotion while other people do the deadly stunts and pay the price. And of course, the usual Jew-haters lap up the propaganda.

 

Something that didn’t happen related by someone with serious mental issues. “I’m gay and have had nightmares about being in a concentration camp because of my sexuality.” 

 

Exploiting basic science ignorance for fun and profit.

 

To tell the truth, “influencers” and “Tik-Tokers” really do need to be punched.

 

The hyphen lady found a grift!

 

Old Guy Music is always a midweek treat. This one that Rick Beato featured as “The Greatest Solo Ever Played.” Big claim, but hey, it’s a reasonable one.