Gonna be a good one

The NHL playoffs has gotten off to a great start. I suppose I’ll mention that the NBA playoffs are also underway. So embed soccer games this week and the NFL Draft is almost here. And that’s it for sports.

Finally an honest headline about these cases. I didn’t think I’d ever see one calling this exactly what it is: a proxy case for people who are afraid he might win.

Yeah, sure thing buddy. Species have come and gone since the dawn of time. But man is causing them to go extinct now because we drive cars and shit.  Riiiiiiiight.

Worst. Spring break. Eveeeeer.

The lunatics are almost completely running the asylum. Pretty soon these people won’t have to see a single Jew in their spaces. Which it would appear is exactly what they want.

“This could happen anywhere!” Then why does it only seem to keep happening there?

Well….he’s right. These people are censors. I don’t know why they can’t admit it.

Good news! Well, kind of. They can still take another crack at it even though the case is ridiculous. But at least the man is free for now.

She’s free to quit her job and give all her money to black people. Oh wait, she can’t do that. Instead she can signal her virtue and get paid at the same time. Which I’m sure makes her feel like she’s doing good.

These nerds have too much free time. And too few brain cells.

Here’s a great jam. No pun intended. And here’s another one. Enjoy them both.

And enjoy this lovely Tuesday, dear friends.