Can you people understand how hard it is to satirize something that is already as stupid as this? You go much past this level of stupid, you threaten to tear a rift in time and space itself. Demons will pour out of it. Demons hungry for face-meat. Your face-meat.
Victoria’s Secret’s “sexy” rebrand has a dark, Trump-related secret.
I hate to be the person who always brings up Donald Trump in conversations about thongs, but it’s no coincidence that the end of Victoria’s Secret’s brief period of soft-touch sexuality has come at this precise moment. The past few years in fashion have heralded a return to both traditional femininity (ruffles, ballet flats) and shameless sexiness (clothing with cutouts), a two-pronged trend that has only accelerated during Trump 2.0.
A partial referendum on the feminist triumphs and atmosphere of sexual caution of the #MeToo era, the new mode is also visible in the so-called Mar-a-Lago face adopted by women in the MAGA extended universe, which wears its garish makeup and medi-spa modifications as points of pride. Taut and filler-plumped, the Mar-a-Lago face somewhat resembles a push-up bra itself. Trump is concocting a world that rewards unabashedly manufactured caricatures of femininity. Who better to capitalize on the moment than a company that has, for generations, made the straight-faced argument that the sexiest thing in the world is a stiff, sculpted undergarment that hides our softest body parts behind a forbidding wall of foam?
I hate to be the person who always brings up Donald Trump
Lie.
Worst person you know manage to find a way to be even worse.
Hasan Piker Abuses His Dog on Livestream
A viral Twitch clip of streamer Hasan Piker (HasanAbi) telling his dog Kaya to “stop” before an audible yelp has sparked outrage online, with viewers accusing him of using a shock collar. The incident, captured during an October 7, 2025 livestream, has ignited heated debate over animal treatment and influencer accountability.
We need some way to deport this anchor baby fucktard.
Bro don’t miss.
Protestors shouted slogans like “From the River to the sea, Palestine will be free” and “It is right to resist, Israel does not exist.”
If Israel doesn’t exist, what are you resisting?
Blood-soaked fuckwits. Is that nerve gas from The Rock a real thing?
Damn fine song. And, you know, Phoebe Cates getting out of the pool in Fast Times at Ridgemont High while Judge Reinhold is whacking it in the pool house.
He really going at it, too. To slightly paraphrase Dave Chapelle: “He beats his meat like it owes him money.”
Face Hungry Demons are going to be at next year’s Riotfest, I hear.
I don’t really care for ska.
“I hate to be the person who always brings up Donald Trump”
I think we have enough writing talent here, that several us can pretend to be lefty journalists and maybe make some money. I’m sure we can come up with other creative ways to tie EVERYTHING IN THE FUCKING WORLD to the evils of Trump and his fascism.
Maybe, just maybe people are tired of the woke bullshit, which brought back Trump and Victoria’s Secret’s old style, rather than Trump influencing VS. These people seem incapable so seeing things from the bottom up. They assume all this stuff is top down.
That said, Mar a Lago face is an abomination.
Whatever the left accuses the right of is what they are currently doing, or will do once in power again. We need to coin a new Iron Law.
Definitely a little on the clown-y side. Not particularly attractive, but not a septum ring and dried out koolaid hair either.
Calling it ‘Mar a Lago face’ is clever, but inaccurate. The legions of DC administrative assistants were rocking this look back when Don-Don was still fronting The Apprentice.
@ES
Has no one seen that clown who was Biden’s Press Secretary?
People were tired of VS pushing fat chicks and troons.
ALL THINGS MUST BE TOP DOWN!!! You can’t allow people to decide for themselves – they need to be guided.
Yeah, well, bad news at the end of the article:
🙄🙄🙄🙄
Honestly, you could just generate it with an LLM. They have a very narrow subject matter and response tree.
90% percent of TDS on X is just:
10 ORANGE MAN BAD
20 [current thing]
30 GOTO 10
We need to catch a lunch or something SF. We bof in da 859.
Go ahead and post that on GlibsoList, that will be helpful.
Waves across the river at Sugarfree and Woodchipper.
I could be persuaded to do a great many things for money. Writing for the leftist echosphere ranks right next to making kiddie porn at the top of my “But I won’t do that” list
Lots of famous people got their start in porn…
That could become a weekly gig among the regular Glib writers. We could even toss in some compensation: a free bottle of whiskey for impersonating Amanduh.
The catch is, of course, that you’d have to down the whole bottle in a half hour before you could even attempt to enstupidify yourself enough to pen a passable Marcotte column, and even then you couldn’t touch the deep-seated psychological issues necessary to get her unique perspective. But it’d be a start.
On second thought, has anyone tried to ask ChatGPT “Wright a short form magazine column on ‘how poverty among black single mothers is Donald Trump’s fault and also my daddy didn’t love me enough’ in the style of Mandy Marcotte” just to see what might happen? Could be entertaining as hell, could drive the LLM to madness. Only one way to find out.
I can’t wait for the gaping wound of emptiness that the left will suffer when Donald finally exits. An awful lot of them have no purpose in life other than rage against the Orange.
He’s a lightning rod. After he’s gone they’ll go back to random strikes against anything rising out of the murkiness.
You mean Vance isn’t “worse than Hitler?”
Beautiful women are back in fashion, instead of “real women.”
Goddamn Trump.
Fashion! Move to the left.
Fashion! Move to the right.
Let’s do the Time Warp again.
I’m… too sexy for my shirt?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_z5jU5nrlAo
Yes. VX Nerve Agent
It looks nothing like it does in the movie – the movie had it colored sinister green; in reality VX is a light amber liquid with a faintly floral odor. It is also not a vapor hazard – VX has very low volatility and does not disperse into the air quickly. For weaponized use, it is generally aerosolized with a bursting charge. Also, while atropine is the accepted antidote (in combination with pralidoxime and diazapam,) you sure as fuck don’t fire it into your heart.
So what you’re saying is that my idea could work.
All it would take is a small team of dedicated special operations soldiers, and locking Nicolas Cage in a padded room for the duration.
That can’t work. Nicolas Cage is Legion.
My understanding was the 2 Pam Chloride (pralidoxime) was the cure for nerve agents and the atropine was cure for keeping 2 Pam Chloride from killing you instead.
The layman’s version is that atropine prevents ACHE inhibitors from working, and 2-PAM reverses the effects of the previous exposure. Both atropine and pralidoxime are toxic in their own right, so double-dosing is a big no-no.
Something tells me her softest body part is her big ol’ fupa.
Almost as soft as the man who has to listen to her.
The people who marry women like these are not men. They’re subjugated pets.
Soft both literally and figuratively.
Maybe Piker’s dog is Jewish.
It’s fairly easy to see if a dog is circumcised.
If you’re into that sort of thing.
Even if it’s a bitch?
Eventually we will attain Critical Stupid and the universe will collapse into a single crystal of pure stupidity.
For some, stupid is a renewable resource.
That’s why they believe that energy should work the same way.
Artist’s rendering of said crystal
shameless sexiness
Oh HORROR.
I do prefer my sexiness to be really shameful.
I’m sure all these pro-pali protestors would be fine letting Hamas treat them like Hamas treats Israelis.
It’s going to be interesting when one of their own is elected mayor.
For some, stupid is a renewable resource.
You misspelled infinite”.
Can you people understand how hard it is to satirize something that is already as stupid as this? You go much past this level of stupid, you threaten to tear a rift in time and space itself. Demons will pour out of it. Demons hungry for face-meat. Your face-meat.
You’ve been reading Jezebel again.
/checks link
Oh.
/puts dunce cap on
Jezebel, where they pay for articles by pounds of face-meat.
That said, Mar a Lago face is an abomination.
I suspect there is plenty of “Mar a Lago face” to be found at a Gavin Newsom fundraiser.
Wealthy 60 year old women spending their wealth in a desperate bid to look 18 knows no politics.
And that is who really looks for face-meat!
There isn’t a single strike less of makeup on this face than on anyone who apparently wears “Mar A Lago face.”
https://media.cnn.com/api/v1/images/stellar/prod/video-karine-jean-pierre-press-secy-digvid.jpg?c=16×9&q=w_1280,c_fill
A viral Twitch clip of streamer Hasan Piker (HasanAbi) telling his dog Kaya to “stop” before an audible yelp has sparked outrage online, with viewers accusing him of using a shock collar.
Speaking of being unkind to our quadruped pals…
If the motorcyclist was a little older he would have known to be very cautious of any Altima.
https://www.nj.com/union/2025/10/nj-motorcycle-driver-20-killed-in-crash.html
Looks like Victoria’s Secret got rid of the fat models, too.
Goddamn Trump!
Will Sports Illustrated be next?
Anything is better than the Fucking trannie they used recently as the cover model.
You know. The height of femininity.
First link: After the intro I was guessing Salon. No, Salon’s retarded cousin Slate.
I got a few paragraphs in…I have no idea what any of that means.
It doesn’t mean anything except arglebargleDRUMPHarglebargle.
Its words strung together with all the correct buzz terms and triggering phrases.
These people are retarded and want so badly to believe they’re the smart ones in the room.
Fat lesbians with blue hair are out in lingerie ads.
The horror!
Ultimately, none of it means anything.
All of it is part of their 2 minute hate. They’re compelled to say something bad about Trump everyday. Their word salads are their way of fulfilling the ritual.
a thong with a tassel that dangles down one’s crack.
No poofy bunny tail?
Disappoint.
Your favorite bra brand from middle school is bringing “sexy” back. You’re not gonna like the reason why.
This from the same fashion and lifestyle media that tried to normalize rompers and dresses for ostensible men, and use of ostensible women to model (and therefore set fashion for) actual women.
You don’t like your bears in a romper?
Looks like I’ll have to return the calendar I bought for you.
It’s been a long time since I’ve seen a room of rompers.
James Bond wore a romper in Goldfinger. Ponder that upon the tree of woe.
He recovered his man card by nailing Pussy Galore. Converting a lesbian alone wouldn’t quite overcome wearing a romper, but her name pushed him over the top.
I’m more of an Octopussy man myself.
So Italy will get it back sometime in the next 10 years.
Ancient Roman tombstone unearthed in New Orleans backyard sparks global mystery
I knew it. The Anne Rice vampire stories are not fiction.
😁
Its words strung together with all the correct buzz terms and triggering phrases.
These people are retarded and want so badly to believe they’re the smart ones in the room.
To be honest, I have to confess to a small strange admiration for people who can conjure up that much substanceless blather about topics no normal person spends ten seconds thinking about.
It’s what happens when you’ve been over-educated. They learn all the right words, but aren’t taught how to actually use them because sounding smart is the point. There is no substance, so it all must come from form.
Beghossian showed us the way.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Grievance_studies_affair
Of course I didn’t read the article, but do any of these people ever specify by what mechanism Trump gets these things to happen? Is he using ICE to threaten companies? Or are his mouth breathing follower all going along with the secret instructions in his newsletter?
He is guilty. Maxine knows it.
He’s like the devil.
When something can’t be explained, just blame the devil.
Maxine knows nothing. She has to be reminded to breathe.
I read the whole thing.
tl;dr- Victoria’s Secret couldn’t compete with Walmart in the frumpy chubby market segment, so they went back to being Frederick’s of Hollywood lite.
I think they’re shooting more for La Perla lite.
Wait, they are selling neckless’ now?
with viewers accusing him of using a shock collar
Are shock collars out of vogue now? Am I a bad person?
Seriously though, if the dog is yelping, you have it turned up way too high, likely because you haven’t trained the dog well.
We’re just starting week 2 of a GPS shock collar, and aside from some general confusion as to why the collar is beeping when it does, pup has taken to it well. It helps that she’s well trained on a regular shock collar, so she knows the general progression.
I have the shock turned up kinda high right now as she’s figuring out her boundaries, but it’s nothing she couldn’t power through if she really wanted to be outside her fence. Definitely no yelping, just some sulking when she can’t join me outside her perimeter.
http://m.quickmeme.com/meme/3q03vu
I take it as aspirational, and it fits the meter of the chant.
Are shock collars out of vogue now? Am I a bad person?
You are if you have one on your wife.
It’s probably the other way around
Both ways.
I should add on to my comment:
Women desiring shock collar treatment will only desire it from the right guy. The wrong guy it’s abuse.
Men desiring shock collar treatment will be less picky.
Marriage: the state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two slaves, making in all, two.
A. Bierce
All I know is the orphans hate shock collars. Makes them clean the dishes faster though.
Wire the collars to the girl orphans’ chastity belts. When they start slacking off, hit the button on the remote.
Watching them levitate is a real hoot!
Save your shock collar for Ass Wednesday.
https://archive.is/YxVp9
Let the motherfucker burn
Federal authorities announced Wednesday that they have arrested and charged a Florida man with maliciously starting the deadly Palisades Fire, one of the most destructive blazes in Los Angeles history.
Jonathan Rinderknecht, 29, is charged with destruction of property by means of fire, according to a release from the U.S. Attorney’s Office in Los Angeles, which is prosecuting him.
Right after allegedly igniting the inferno early New Year’s Day, Rinderknecht “listened to a rap song, which has a music video that includes things being lit on fire,” the U.S. Attorney’s Office said.
“Rinderknecht listened to the song repeatedly in the prior days,” the office said.
What’s the big deal? Those people ere insured.
Rinderknecht….
German name and from Florida? Definitely a right wing fascist.
Has it come to this California? With all of the homeless you still need a Florida Man to set the state on fire?
The governor, fire chief and mayor of LA are responsible for that fire.
California Gov. Gavin Newsom in a statement on Wednesday called the arrest “an important step toward uncovering how the horrific Palisades Fire began and bringing closure to the thousands of Californians whose lives were upended.”
“This tragedy will never be forgotten — lives were lost, families torn apart, and entire communities forever changed — and there must be accountability,” Newsom said.
Accountability is a purely theoretical concept for Newsom.
Re Victoria’s Secret
They were at their best in the late 80s, early 90s with spiffed-up Daisy Duke fashion and cute hot-virgin nightgowns mixed in with pretty and tasteful lingerie. Occasionally shoes. Maaaaaayyyyyyybe Fredericks of Hollywood lite, maybe not, but not trashy.
Yep, thus my La Perla lite comment.
Not as trashy as Fredrick’s or as over the top sexy as Agent Provacateur (gents, you should click that link)
Goodness gracious!
Appalling
On Tuesday, Pam Bondi made her first trip to Capitol Hill since becoming Donald Trump’s attorney general, appearing in front of the Senate Judiciary Committee for its annual oversight hearing. But what was supposed to be a routine hearing quickly turned contentious, with Bondi lashing out at several Democratic senators on the committee.
For over four hours, Trump’s former personal lawyer hit Democrats with what sounded like cheap opposition research. She called Sen. Adam Schiff of California “a liar” and “a failed lawyer” and asked him to “apologize” to the president for his work as an impeachment manager during Trump’s first term.
Bondi also baselessly claimed that Sen. Sheldon Whitehouse of Rhode Island took money from one of Jeffrey Epstein’s “closest confidants,” and she accused Sen. Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut of lying about his military record.
I served in the Senate and participated in many oversight hearings during my time there, and I’ve never seen anything like what we witnessed during Bondi’s testimony on Tuesday. I’ve never seen that kind of behavior from any witness, much less the sitting attorney general of the United States.
That uppity bitch needs to know her place.
What truly shocked me is that no Republican on the committee, not even Chairman Chuck Grassley of Iowa, spoke up when the attorney general of the United States spent the entirety of her questioning period with Democratic senators screaming, refusing to answer, and targeting them with ad hominem attacks.
The senators never advanced an argument, so calling out them as shameless liars and mountebanks isn’t an ad hom.
…much less the sitting attorney general of the United States.
That’s only because you couldn’t even get Holder to appear.
That’s part of the problem.
I’ve never seen that kind of behavior from any witness
You mean a witness standing up for themselves and showing the Senators to be grandstanding bullies?
and she accused Sen. Richard Blumenthal of Connecticut of lying about his military record.
He did.
Wasn’t he the senator who once orated on the floor ‘false in one thing, false in all’ ?
Good ol Greek Boy George.
One of the accounts I miss most on X.