“Momadoobly,” Donald said.
“Ma’am-haad-e,” the hair said carefully.
“Mumhobby,” Donald spat out the word, like a cherry pit going for a record distance.
“Who fucking cares?” USA hat hollared. “He’s a gotdamn furriner!”
“Ignore him,” the hat said, “but he’s right.”
“I WILL NOT BE A-GNORED!” USA hat cried hoarsely.
“New York is our largest city,” the hair said primly.
“Mombody,” Donald said.
“Largest shitty of gay homosecktuals, you mean,” USA hat said. “And now a Islamo-commie terrorist mayor.”
The hat laughed until he was fit to bust a seam.
“MAGA is a big tent,” the hair said. “We need conservative gays and lesbians; we need Black and Brown people that value American values.”
“Marmalade?” Donald asked.
“Who are yew to lecture Amuricans on what Amuricans think?” USA hat asked. “Yew ain’t even Amurican.”
“I am too!” the hair said.
“Oh, man,” the hat said, “I love this. I wish I could bottle it and then rub it all over myself on long winter nights.”
“Toupée ain’t no Amurican word,” USA Hat drawled. “It’s got one of dem French gay marks that are gay over the first ‘é.’”
“You might actually be, like, a no-shit retarded,” the hair told him.
“Zoloft Mumbtypeggle,” Donald said.
“There’s is no u, b, t, e, or g in Mamhadi!” the hair, an edge of hysteria creeping into his voice.
“Oh, lay off him,” the hat said. “If Zoolander Hamjihadi wanted a name everyone could pronounce he could have changed it to a normal one, like Zebadiah or Harriet.”
“I’m trying to keep him from looking like a fool,” the hair said. “Half the country hates him.”
“Half the country hates him for simply breathing,” the hat said.
“Amen, brother!” USA hat said. “As my pappy always said, ‘It is better to be feared than loved.’ Nietzsche done told him that personally.”
“That’s Machiavelli, you fuckwit,” the hair hissed.
“Not knowing things is the sacred right of all Americans,” the hat said, words borne on a flourish of patriotic music.
“Ah’m tearin’ up ovah here,” USA hat said reverently.
“Where is that music coming from?” the hair asked.
“Amurica, damn you! Amurica!” USA hat said.
“You hear it too?” Donald asked.
The hair sighed heavily.
“Is it Mamajamadingdong?” the hat asked sweetly.
“I feel like tearing myself out!” the hair squealed. He shot out a tendril to the room’s chandelier and swung himself up onto it, then settled in its brass branches pulled into a tight knot.
“See!,” USA hat said in triumph. “He has to be French! He’s pouting! That’s a French word!”
The hat laughed so hard he peed a little, an inch of thread spilling out.
“Is it Mamajamadingdong?” the hat asked sweetly.
Yes. Yes it is.
Behold the might and glory of DEMOCRACY!
I just felt compelled to say that.
This is why the founders were not fans of democracy, and wanted a republic.
Also why they didn’t believe in universal suffrage.
+17th Amendment
It’s funny how when you grow up the things your elders did and thought seem not so retarded anymore.
Also why they didn’t believe in universal suffrage.
1 in 5 registered NYC voters voted for him and that was enough to win. I don’t think universal suffrage is to blame.
Universal suffrage letting people who vote for a living/are government dependents decide the outcome does in fact have a bit to do with it.
The problem isn’t universal suffrage. The problem is suffrage existing at all.
So you recognize my divine authority as God-Emperor?
Sure, exactly as much as you recognize mine.
So you recognize my divine authority as God-Emperor?
I do, but I have dyslexia.
What is your first edict, O King of the Canines?
Just because only one in five warm bodies voted for him doesn’t mean letting any warm body vote isn’t a problem.
Democracy manifest?
Does it involve a succulent Chinese meal?
Morning all.
A blue blowout….in CA, NYC and NJ. Give me a fucking break. Commies win in commie strongholds, news at 11. This has no bearing whatsoever on the mid-terms.
Also, NYC just elected an Ugandan Jihadi Nepo-baby. Jeebus, they are stupider than I thought and trust me, that is saying a lot.
Born in Uganda but South Asian. He might as well identify as Norwegian.
Eh, I’m hearing that the blowout was literally everywhere that had an election. School board, dogcatcher, whatever.
Not quite “literally everywhere”.
Manchester, NH reelected Jay Ruais as mayor. Mike Bordes was elected of mayor of Laconia, NH replacing Andrew Hosmer.
Municipal elections are officially non-partisan in NH however any position of importance will have the Republicans and Democrats backing candidates. Jay Ruais and Mike Bordes are Republicans. Andrew Hosmer is a Democrat.
Republicans also won a special election to fill a vacancy in the NH State House of Representatives in Coös County. Coös County used to be a Democrat stronghold, but recently Republicans took it over.
On the other hand, just all the other municipal elections in NH for which results are available went to Democrats.
They even won in the still mildly red areas in the suburbs around Philly. Around here, we all know folks who say they will never consider a Republican candidate, no matter how qualified, as long as Trump is the face of the Republican Party. Where I live, a woman thrust into the race and with little qualifications and virtually no campaign, just won with 55% against a public spirited Republican in a race the GOP won the last three times it was contested.
I don’t know any of those people, but I don’t hang out with cucks.
I prefer not to live in a bubble. Every group you join, for whatever reasons, is going to have a big tent.
I don’t know anyone that won’t vote for a Republican while Trump is the face of the party. I do know people that won’t vote for Trump but will consider other Republicans.
I do know some folks that have done canvassing in NH who have told that there are people that won’t consider any Republicans while Trump is the face of the party. I don’t know how big this group of people is given NH Republicans at the state level have been doing great.
“Every group you join, for whatever reasons,”
Yeah. I am gonna have to go with Groucho Marx on this one.
Your lying crypto Democrat friends wouldn’t pull the lever for a Rino as long as there’s a D on the ballot. Stop parroting their bullshit. Tell them to be honest with themselves.
And they certainly aren’t conservative or going to vote for conservative principles.
I’m not sure being a nepo-baby really sets Mamdani apart from Cuomo.
I don’t think Americans are particularly happy right now with the direction of anything. Even the immigration crackdown is probably hitting enough people in the feels to get them to back down and that’s probably Trump’s most popular position.
He was elected to fix the economy, lower prices and that shit. He hasn’t done that and in many ways he’s made things worse with ridiculous tariffs and no real end game in sight.
So while these election results aren’t necessarily going to speak on the midterms, I do expect the Democrats to make gains in the Midterms. People here can put their hands over their eyes and pretend if they want, but it’s coming. And the shortsighted jackass Trump wants the Republcians to seriously kill the filibuster.
I mean, its a midterm, its going to move away from Trump. Water is wet. Midterms suck for Presidents.
The hat laughed so hard he peed a little
Now I know the hat is old.
Or, secretly a girl!
Glorious.
The rhythm of OMBs attempts was downright Shakespearean.
Iambic Pentameter?
I’m going with “Mombody” from here on out.
Truth, justice, and the American Way
Virginia is home to around 320,000 federal workers and hundreds of thousands of federal contractors. On the campaign trail, Spanberger argued that federal layoffs, cutbacks by President Trump’s Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE), tariffs and the federal shutdown were an attack on the Virginia economy — and pitched herself as a way for voters to push back.
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That message resonated with Haley Morgan Wright, a voter whose husband is a federal employee currently working without pay during the federal shutdown. She wants Spanberger to use her platform as governor to uplift the stories of civil servants like him.
“He cares about his country, he wants to serve his country and has opted to do it in this way,” she said after casting a ballot in the Northern Virginia exurbs. “He’s not superfluous.”
Is she going to raise an army of unemployed bureaucrats and declare war on the Union?
She wants Spanberger to use her platform as governor to uplift the stories of civil servants like him.
Bitch deserves to be slapped for being that supercilious. Talk about why women shouldn’t have the vote. As for why many men shouldn’t – that’s another story.
One of the most grating, self-serving things Spanberger said during the campaign is that voting for her would “send a message.” Barf.
The campaign sent the message that diversity is only skin deep.
It sent a message alright, party affiliation is the only true measure of Diversity, but only for one party…
That’s more honest than anything I heard from any other Democrat. That is literally all they have.
Message? Was it “don’t vote for the Black woman?”
Hey Haley? I hope your parasite welfare-queen husband starves to death in a gutter, along with you and whatever dimwitted spawn you’ve managed to shit out.
+1
Is she going to raise an army of unemployed bureaucrats and declare war on the Union?
I can only shudder at the thought of an army of bureaucrats marching in rebellion.
“Comrade, it looks like you are going to set DC on fire, do you have a properly stamped burn permit?”
“All weapons will be issued only between 11 am and 1:30 pm and you must bring proper documentation”
1 in 5 registered NYC voters voted for him and that was enough to win. I don’t think universal suffrage is to blame.
Voting must be mandatory.
Vote for me! I will steal money from people you don’t like and spend it on you.
So you’re going to tax commies, islamist, and econuts to fund my “liberate Europe” crusade?
There aren’t enough of you to win an election.
Well, of course not, I’m just me.
Ony with a “none of the above” option.
High-effing-larious. Thanks, Sug. I needed that after waking up to find my state had turned into a deep blue hellhole.
Come to Iowa. We are solidly red.
Thanks, K. I am seriously considering relocating but can’t move that far. The boyfriend lives in NC and doesn’t want to relocate away from his family. I may end up becoming a tarheel (NC native, after the natural tar which washes up on the NC coast).
Enjoy NC
Not according to the local pollsters. They say Kamala is a lock to be the next President.
That poll was shit the day it was posted. I said as much.
NC will be ok for a little while, but I did leave it for a reason.
Granted living in Durham skews one’s impression.
They say Kamala is a lock to be the next President.
pleasepleaseplease
Are you Rip Van Winkle?
Around here, we all know folks who say they will never consider a Republican candidate, no matter how qualified, as long as Trump is the face of the Republican Party.
Learning the lesson the Germans refused to learn in the 1930s. RESIST, brothers and sisters!
Fast forward 3 years:
“Around here, we all know folks who say they will never consider a Republican candidate, no matter how qualified, as long as Vance is the face of the Republican Party.”
Exactly.
This. Which is also known as BS.
Very relevant – I’m watching Charlie Kirk’s last interview with Tucker. He was warning about Mumhobby and why Gen Z is going to be radicalized. As a parent, I’ve seen what young people are dealing with and it’s terrible.
https://tuckercarlson.com/tucker-show-charlie-kirk-2025
Consumption taxes are bad
The average tax on U.S. imports today is nearly 18%, according to economists at the Budget Lab at Yale — up from 2.4% before Trump returned to the White House. The Treasury Department is collecting almost four times as much tariff revenue now as it was a year ago. The average tariff rate would be closer to 9% were it nor for the “emergency tariffs” the Supreme Court is reviewing.
Despite the administration’s repeated claims that foreign suppliers are paying the tariffs, most of the bill is being paid by U.S. importers. And ultimately, at least some of the tab will be passed along to American consumers in the form of higher prices.
“It’s a tax,” says Patrick Allen, a wine importer based in Columbus, Ohio. “And it get built into the price everybody is paying for goods.
We should be taxing income and productivity.
How about we tax academians, policy wonks, and commies.
They should be glad to hand over their wealth for the greater good.
Apparently, tariffs are unique in that they are the only tax passed on to consumers.
Well, there is an actual definition of TAX, legally, and this ain’t it. It might function as one, but that and a nickel will buy you a cuppa horse piss.
The rate increases masks the end of de minimis and the total fucking of individuals purchasing from overseas. But the regulatory deep state loves being able to collect evermore data on anything.
“Not knowing things is the sacred right of all Americans,”
I mean…
It’s a fair comment.
Eh, it is the sacred right of all humans. The left says the same thing when things go against them too.
While the tariffs are designed to encourage domestic manufacturing by making imports more expensive, factory employment has dropped by more than 40,000 jobs since April, while the ISM index of manufacturing activity fell in October for the eighth month in a row.
The economy has not been completely restructured in six months. It’s time to declare failure.
https://x.com/TheFigen_/status/1985429648310673759
“A perfectly matched husband and wife.”
The derp, it blinds!
At least car, dog, and child were OK.
…and dipshit didn’t hurt anyone else or damage their stuff.
Assuming it is real, is it that hard to give the poor guy some grace? He just watched his wife eat it on concrete.
I’m really, really not in the mood for grace right now.
“A perfectly matched husband and wife.”
I hope they voted.
Speaking of authors, I just found out that one of the professional Rennies on my circuit has books out now. His Renname was “Christophe the Insulter,” and his nom de plume is Christopher Buehlman. His insult show was quite funny, so I think I’ll get the audiobook versions since he narrates them.
Some good electoral news?
The not 100% Commalian candidate didn’t win. Instead the unserious, retard won.
Frankly, I’m stunned. I thought with ranked choice voting, the 10% lead Frey had over Fateh last night would quickly evaporate. Especially with an entire night for the vibrant new neighbors to find those votes.
I was sure “inbred Somali grifter” was the candidate Minneapolis had been waiting for.
I’m sure that there are quite a few vote collectors who are getting their asses chewed out right now. My guess is that they believed their own bullshit and thought they were going to win and didn’t need to hit every mail in voter.
Not to worry, though, they will be back and bigger than ever in the next election. They will have much deeper coffers too, with 4 years more of looting the Minnesoda govt.
Nah, Frey needs to learn from the scare and go on the offensive – prosecuting Somali electoral fraud and driving a stake into their machine.
UCS:
Nope. Not gonna happen.
If being forced to do the walk of shame during the Floyd Riots, or having Omar endorse his opponent in the last two elections didn’t cause him to go Full Mongol on the Somalis, nothing will.
Son of a bitch is letting down his namesake.
Go scortched earth on the whole rotten borough.
RCS:
The use of inbred as a pejorative for Somalis is probably misplaced. The poster child for this is Ilhan and she didn’t actually bed her brother, she just did it for the fraud. Which is good because the dirty secret is that her brother-husband doesn’t like girls anyhow.
Oh yeah, the incumbent commie was upset by a slightly more moderate socialist.
All thanks to Ranked Choice Voting.
New software? Ranked Choice Voting? Abnormally high voter turnout?
Yeah, I’m sure everything is on the up and up.
BTW, I almost wish newly elected Mayor Her was gender fluid and demanded that her pronouns were he/him.
Just for the lolz. The poor journalos would turn out umpteen column inches of utterly confusing rubbish trying to keep the pronouns correct.
“Digitally reallocating ballots”
Sure, Jan, all on the up and up here. Further, I will bet that this software was used in all of last nights elections, seeing that these are all in places that take, what with rank choice voting and mail in, weeks to count.
Anywhere that has RCV or mail-in voting, or ballot harvesting, or lack voter verification, does not hold elections and no results from these places should be recognized by anyone.
I vote UCS for all my choices.
“Not knowing things is the sacred right of all Americans,” the hat said, words borne on a flourish of patriotic music.
Truth.
Aaaand they’re off!
Zohran Mamdani announces all-female transition team as he prepares for New York mayoralty
Team includes Lina Khan, the FTC commissioner under Biden, and other Democratic former city officials
Zohran Mamdani’s incoming administration began taking shape on Wednesday as the New York City mayor-elect announced a transition team to help enact what he called the city’s most ambitious policy platform in a generation, vowing to get right to work when he takes office on 1 January.
Speaking at a morning press conference in Queens, the 34-year-old democratic socialist revealed an all-female transition team led by Elana Leopold as executive director. It also includes co-chairs Maria Torres-Springer, the former first deputy mayor; Lina Khan, the former federal trade commission chair; the United Way’s president and CEO, Grace Bonilla; and the former deputy mayor for health and human services Melanie Hartzog.
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The selection of Khan, who gained national prominence for her aggressive antitrust enforcement at the FTC under Joe Biden and is admired by both progressives and populist Republicans, signals Mamdani’s intention to bring bold reformers into his administration as he prepares to lead the nation’s largest city.
Compassionate compulsion. Glory hallelujah.
I think the Ray of Sunshine from yesterday’s election is that Mamdani will prove to be a walking/talking ad for the GOP in the upcoming mid term elections.
He’ll fuck NYC up enough that it will get GOP voters up off their asses and to the polling station next year.
Dinkins lead to Giuliani, so maybe
I don’t believe that.
Elections have become so easy to corrupt that the Dems will never let go of the city again.
Kinnath:
I’m not saying that NYC will be in play, but that the rest of the country will see the destruction Mamdani causes and vote against the next wave of Mamdanis who will be running in 2026.
Maybe one step farther down the slippery slope towards dissolution of the union.
But every big, blue city is just going to get deeper blue.
Kinnath is correct. Also Trump is just a speedbump in the road to communism. Once he leaves it all goes back to Uniparty.
No, this is just you guys going vantablackpilled again.
Put the cyanide down.
Take a deep breath.
Get out of your bubble of doom and gloom.
Gotta agree with UCS here. Everyone is chugging Blackpill FlavorAid and not coming up for air.
OT – Jimbo – Given Japanese English fluency this should be a hoot.
More Japanese universities pushing toward teaching in English
https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2025/11/03/japan/more-japanese-universities-pushing-english-classes/
Todai no less…
going vantablackpilled again
Guilty as charged.
I do acknowledge that the Soviet Union managed to collapse without violence. And it was replaced with what is effectively a dictatorship.
China managed to sort of modernize, but again without achieving any meaningful freedom for its citizens.
Neither of these entities had half a million firearms in the hands of private citizens many of whom will clearly start shooting before the US goes fully socialist.
The bluest cities are rapidly moving towards fully socialist societies and the reddest parts of the country are in complete revulsion. I just do not see a path to reconciliation.
Trust me, I would be thrilled to be wrong.
correction — half a billion firearms
Sensei:
They are copying my plan! Why learn Japanese if I can just teach them English instead?
Seems fair. When I was in engineering school, we always had to use metric units of measurement. Why shouldn’t they have to learn English?
UCS:
Sure!
/turns on the Browns game…
Get out of your bubble of doom and gloom.
But I just got a new sackcloth robe and “REPENT THE END IS NIGH” sign.
+1 Exidor
there is an actual definition of TAX, legally, and this ain’t it.
If the government is taking people’s money in a way or for a purpose they don’t like, it’s a tax. Otherwise it’s an investment and we should be grateful.
I started reading “The Children of the Sky” yesterday. As a huge Fire and Deepness fan, I expect to be disappointed based on what I have heard.
I have driven everyone away with my doom and gloom.
I like gallows humor.
I am still here, glooming along with you.
R.J.’s theme music.
I know OMWC is really into grooming.
Is glooming when you drive around in a sketch van telling young kids the truth about how things are?
You ruin their childhood by telling them that all pols are slimeballs and they will never fix any problems. Taxes will only go up, etc.?
That’s exactly what it is. Telling the Kids what they are in for.
OK, gloomer!
Or is the correct thing: “Glooma, please!”?
I like Ok, Gloomer.
Don’t worry too much about the cities, eventually economic and political reality will catch up with them. In the meantime just steer clear.
(I do have to admit though, they’ve been able to continue to deny reality for quite a bit longer than I thought possible)
The cities, by themselves, can only fuck over the states they are in. FedGov bailing out the cities can fuck over the whole nation.
Foreboding on a sunny day
You’ve come to chase the fun away
It’s you Dr. Doom, it’s always been you
President AOC.
I have to hope that overall she has no chance. Sure she can stomp any challengers in her crazy district, but if it widens out, there are still too many sane people for her to win.
Minnesota has an open Senate seat in 2026. A lot of people were speculating that Ilhan was going to run, but I wasn’t surprised when she didn’t.
She is so loathed in rural Minnesoda she wouldn’t have a chance. (At least not until the Big Somali Vote Machine is fine tuned a bit more).
Great move if you’re an accelerationist.
So mamabooty is going to cripple his administration right from day one.
I bet that cripples get a few extra points when it comes to getting a job in his administration.
If TOK was willing to transition and convert to Islam, he could probably be in charge of a large city department.
What self respecting prog would not give a job to him when he rolls into the interview in a dress and wearing a hijab?
Mood music
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