âItâs not my fault she looks like a pig!â Donald yelled.
Karoline rubbed at her face and sighed.
âShe looks like a pig!â the hat said.
âHe said, âPeggy,ââ the hair said. âHer name is Peggy, he said, âQuiet, quiet, Peggy.ââ
âShe was being pig,â the hat said, âso she got called a pig.â
âBut, sirâŠâ Karoline began.
âYou go out there and call her a pig again,â Donald told her.
âItâs hilarious!â the hat agreed.
âPeggy, Peggy, Peggy,â the hair mumbled.
âAnd you tell them I never gave Bill Clinton a hummer,â Donald said.
âImagine the medieval plague rat flavor of Bill Clintonâs dirty goddamn dick,â the hat said. The hair laughed.
âIâd say it tastes like Hillary, but thatâd be an insult to medieval plague rats,â the hat said.
âDude, stop, I’m gonna bust a follicle,â the hair said, gasping for breath with lungs he did not have.
“And no one has been in that musty old dustbin since Huma got her whole fist up in there!”
âSir?â Karoline asked, âare you OK?â
âOf course, Iâm OK,â Donald said.
âYou just sort of froze up,â she said. âWe donât want another Biden issue.â
âHeâs the OKest person that ever OKâd ever!â the hat said.
âIâm perfect, Iâm fine, Iâm the best, pig, blowjob, Hillary, Bill Clintonâs dick,â Donald said.
âJust get out there and do your damn job!â the hat screamed.
“I’m fine, just get out there and do your damn job,” Donald said.
Karoline hurried from the room, eyes shining with sudden tears.
âNice ass, but that bitch needs to toughen up,â the hair said.
âI like it when you flip your Black switch,â the hat said.
âYou two fags need to go get a fag room to be fags together in,â Donald said.
âDonât end a sentence with a preposition, Donald,â the hair said primly.
âI know more about grammar than the greatest grammartics alive!â Donald said.
âGREATEST!â the hat yelled.
âWell, the episode is over and weâre right back where we started,â the hair said, shrugging.
âWho the fuck are you talking to?â the hat asked.
The fourth wall, broken has it been.
I pity whoever compiles the Sugarverse concordance.
Deadpool x Sugarverse crossover? Deadpool v. the Fucktunnel zombies?
âIâd say it tastes like Hillary, but thatâd be an insult to medieval plague rats,â the hat said.
Fortunately, I was only REACHING for my coffee cup.
That one got me good, laughing silently is hard.
I find it enlightening that I was unaware of this incident prior to SF informing me. I thought I was well plugged into the screaming leftymedia gossipvortex. But obviously He Resides in The Eye.
Sadly, to do this, I have to marinate in the fever dream swamps of the media.
OT – can you work in some “Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy” references in some future episodes?
Grokipedia.com, which will be renamed Encyclopedia Galactica when it is at least slightly deserving of the name, is a major project
@xAI
https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1991166183014354973?s=20
Sensei:
It does appear that H2G2 has been left to die.
Pig theme
On Topic
Haven’t heard that song in years.
I was talking about Green Jelly, never was a Primus fan.
How hard core can you be when you get pushed around by Jello’s lawyers?
Not Adahn:
What are your thoughts on GWAR and Tool? Both were associated with Green Jello.
So their name did used to be Green Jello?
I thought I was misrembering when I saw Green Jelly.
Neph: Both (and the other two already mentioned) were part of my living in a fraternity house existence while in college. As such I like them all. Also played loudly and often were Rush, STP, Pearl Jam, G-N-R, Metallica, Garth Brooks and Smashing Pumpkins.
Ron: Yes, they were. And (supposedly) they were threatened with trademark infringement lawsuit.
Not Adahn:
Just teasing a bit, as GWAR was friends with Green Jello and I’ve heard helped them with the costumes and stage presence. Maynard and Danny Carey from Tool were a part of Green Jello at one point as well.
The lead singer of Green Jello has also worked with Psychostick.
This explains why a Hollywood joke band had such heavy guitars…
Neph: Ah.
Though to be fair, a performance persona is not always representative of the people performing. See also RATM screaming about doing everything authorities tell you to do, or Twisted Sister going all pro-censorship.
âIâm perfect, Iâm fine, Iâm the best, pig, blowjob, Hillary, Bill Clintonâs dick,â Donald said.
Gesundheit.
Gestapo tactics
This account is the most comprehensive to date of the backlash against Kirkâs critics, tracing how senior officials in President Donald Trumpâs administration, local Republican lawmakers and allied influencers mobilized to enforce the Trump movementâs views. The story maps the pro-Trump machinery of retaliation now reshaping American political life, detailing its scale and tactics, ranging from shaming on social media to public pressure on employers and threats to defund institutions. Earlier reports by Reuters have documented how Trump has purged the federal government of employees deemed opponents of his agenda and cracked down on law firms defending people in the administrationâs crosshairs.
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The backlash over comments about Kirkâs shooting stands apart because of its reach and its public backing from Trump, Vice President JD Vance and other top government officials. It represents a striking about-face for Republicans, who for years castigated the left for what they called âcancel cultureâ â the ostracism or punishment of those whose views were deemed unacceptable.
Uniquely Trumpian. Outside the bounds of prior government behavior.
I’m sure they included a link to the extensive article they wrote about the Biden admin’s censorship during COVID.
Oh no! Shitty people being shamed and ostracized!
I ‘m not a big fan of the “cancel culture” thing but there’s a big difference between an employer not wanting to employ someone who dances and celebrates someone’s murder, vs a government agency sending a daily hit list to social media companies.
“Noooo! Only we can cancel people!”
Julie Strebe, a sheriffâs deputy in Salem, Missouri, lost her job after posting comments on Facebook about the shooting, including âEmpathy is not owed to oppressors.â She later said she viewed Kirk as an oppressor because, in her words, he sought to marginalize vulnerable groups and used his platform to rally conservative white Christians behind âracist, sexist, hateful views.â She said her bosses were besieged with calls for her dismissal and that, at one point, a hand-drawn sign appeared across from her home reading, âJulie Strebe Supports the Assassination of Charles Kirk.â
Julie Strebe, a sheriffâs deputy in Salem, Missouri, lost her job after posting comments on Facebook about the shooting, including âEmpathy is not owed to oppressors.â
That made me woozy.
Unselfawareness, thy name is Julie Strebe.
She’s not wrong, she just has a twisted view of who the oppressors are.
It’s different when it happens to me!
Justin Amash on Lindsey Graham
https://x.com/justinamash/status/1991004908426854552?s=20
To be a contrarian . . it is different when the executive branch spies on the legislative branch in secret.
However, . . . .
Empathy is not owed to oppressors
it is different when the executive branch spies on the legislative branch in secret.
Is it? As I understand it, there was a warrant. Rubber-stamped by a friendly judge, but still, the proper forms were observed. So were they spying, or lawfully surveilling? There may be an argument about one branch interfering with the business of another, but how should the DoJ investigate lawbreaking on behalf of sitting Congress-critters?
Honest question, is what happened in Arctic Frost substantially different than FISA-authorized surveillance of non-politicians?
It’s a gut reaction. There is no logic behind it.
but how should the DoJ investigate lawbreaking on behalf of sitting Congress-critters?
Impeachment?
I have dim memories that sitting congress critters have been prosecuted for financial shenanigans in the past.
Somehow, this seems different to me.
https://www.fbi.gov/history/famous-cases/abscam
Arctic Frost is in Watergate territory. Using the justice department to spy on the political opposition and feed information to DNC campaign staffers and the press (but I repeat myself) is some seriously shady shit.
SLD on FISA warrants, but this is different.
Watergate is a speck of dust on the rearview mirror of Arctic Frost as it careens past the border to sedition.
Lindsey Graham (and Justin Amash, for that matter) are politicians. They have no right to privacy. They have no rights at all. They are not people, they are state agents and need to be treated as such.
Do the congresscritters pay for their own phones, or do they expense it to the office? If they expense if, fuck ’em. I’m paying for your phone line, I can listen to what you’re saying on it. Record them all, and put all the recordings on the internet.
There shouldn’t be any security concerns, because they shouldn’t be talking about secure items on an unsecured cell phone anyway. If they do, well, that seems to be an impeachable offense to me.
The security issue is that no matter how stupid our foreign enemies think the congresscritters are, recordings of them speaking off script would probably show them to be even more stupid. Don’t embolden our enemies!
Iâm sure they included a link to the extensive article they wrote about the Biden adminâs censorship during COVID.
It’s right next to the deep dive into the Jan 6 witch hunt.
This computer is fed youtube links from here, and others I search to include in my posts. The playlist YT’s algorithm has created for me is… interesting, and not entirely terrible.
I’m going to include one of their suggestions in Sunday’s post.
In at least six other cases, Republican officials publicly threatened to deprive universities and schools of taxpayer funds unless specific critics of Kirk were fired.
Chaney, who serves as legal director of the South Carolina chapter of the American Civil Liberties Union, said the threats to defund Clemson and others crossed a constitutional line. âThe government canât police speech by pressuring third parties,â he said. Last year, the Supreme Court unanimously held that government officials cannot use their authority to âattempt to coerceâ private parties into punishing or suppressing speech they dislike.
âThe government canât police speech by pressuring third parties,â he said.
That would be wrong.
I remember when covid “misinformation” was a thing….
Some property investment company has graciously offered to purchase my house for 75% of the current value.
I have some anatomically impossible suggestions for what you can recommend they do.
Ooh, did they do it by computer cold call? VA in the Philippines? Or auto-dialer text message?
Some property investment company has graciously offered to purchase my house for 75% of the current value.
Is an offer you can’t refuse?
There’s a broadly applicable lesson here, but most Americans aren’t ready for that conversation.
https://x.com/Devon_Eriksen_/status/1990638284469645423?s=20
Devon Eriksen
Fucker should be working on the sequel to Theft of Fire instead of writing pithy X posts.
Gimme gimme gimme!
(looking forward to it)
If someone’s destroying your property and trying to steal your stuff, you should resolve the situation with a .22LR to the dome? Is that the lesson?
Your newsletter, etc. etc.
In my town in the PRNJ discharging that is a felony. I’m sure there are also multiple wildlife laws that would be broken as well.
That’s why you use your illegal silencer and just bury the remains. Make sure it’s an old, used shovel so they don’t wonder why you’re buying one.
Squirrel season in NJ is end of Sep to end of Feb. Air-gun, muzzleloader or shotgun.
In my part of NJ you hear gunfire every weekend, hunting clubs and game preserves are all around us.
I haven’t hunted in NJ since college. At that time I don’t remember that there was a squirrel season. I was a bird shooter so the only other game aside from deer I remember was rabbit.
The problem with hunting NJ isn’t so much finding it, but actually getting a kill.
Of course, that joke only works if you also misread Sensei’s comment and missed the ‘in’…
Apparently, Trump has been mean to another female reporter.
He’s mean to male reporters, too.
That, combined with Trump having an MRI, proves he has something wrong with his brain and it’s worse than Biden.
25A now!
President Biden was the best Biden we’ve seen. Naturally Trump is going to be worse.
TPTB, I screwed up and hit submit on one of my articles.
Part II is not ready, please remove it from pending.
Pulled back to Draft status for you.
Thanks
I dropped it back into draft for you.
Now it’s DOUBLE DRAFTED.
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SugarFree:
Careful… you’ll summon Q with those double Ds.
After a day of landscaping, I could go for a draft right about now.
Deport them all.
One teacher for 4 students? The school should probably fire the extraneous teacher.
Fire the dude just for the man bun.
^^
I’m not inclined to assume they are all here illegally, it might be that their parents all believe the narrative that Trump is deporting even people who are here legally. It should be easy enough to find out, but we all know this isn’t a sane world and those school administrators aren’t going to cooperate.
I have dim memories that sitting congress critters have been prosecuted for financial shenanigans in the past.
AbScam.
Brings back memories.
Good times.
https://youtu.be/l-HfC2-tKVg
John Murtha turning down a bribe in a sleazy way.
Trivia! Did you know there was an Abscam video game coin op you could play in 1982?
https://www.arcade-history.com/?n=abscam&page=detail&id=5178
I have a copy on MAME. It’s a bizarre Pac Man clone.
âWell, the episode is over and weâre right back where we started,â the hair said, shrugging.
I like this. It made me laugh.
weâre right back where we started
Is that a Godot reference?
SF great 4th wall break down. I particularly enjoyed the Trump brain cloud / glitch.
Piggy contribution. Slappy bass and not so creative lyrics. https://youtu.be/aXO6skdj8YQ?si=8GROBGy31dl7X-kL
I sent this pinnacle of Stellantis engineering to a coworker and he responded, “how much more for the doors?”
https://www.cnbc.com/2025/11/18/jeep-2026-recon-ev.html
“$27,000 premium over a base 2026 Wrangler four-door. ”
Buy a Gas Wrangler and a solar panels for your house or a Ford Maverick for the wife.
$65k for that?
Yikes.
Stick with what you have, Sean. The Jeep worlds is getting weird. Jeep needs to free itself from the Euroweenies.
My GF is strongly considering getting a Compass of her own.
Prurient interest
A spokesperson for the DNC, after the Senate approved the bill, said, âdespite Donald Trumpâs best efforts to stonewall the pursuit of justice for the victims of Epsteinâs horrific crimes, we are one step closer to achieving the transparency and accountability that the American people deserve.â
What the fuck is that even supposed to mean?
They think this will go bad for Trump, without admitting that if damning material existed, the Biden DOJ would have leaked it years ago.
If nothing damaging is released it will because Trump hid the damaging documents.
Win/Win? Then there will be another crisis. When can we have the Rabble start protesting Iran sanctions. I hear that the CIA and “them” are making Tehran thirsty.
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/middle-east/iran-drought-tehran-water-shortage-rainfall-b2861994.html
The Reconâs electric motors combine to produce 650 horsepower and 620 foot-pounds of torque â similar to some V-6 and V-8 sports cars. But that power comes at a cost, with the vehicle getting up to 250 miles of range on a charge, which is lower than many current, less expensive EVs.
I saw some absurd 0-60 (3 seconds?) claim. Because that’s just what you need when you’re “four wheeling”
They have to compete with GM!
https://www.gmc.com/support/vehicle/driving-safety/ev-driving/watts-to-freedom
I would think that if they halved the motor HP they could nearly double the range. Also a two speed transmission could give you a low gear for off roading/startup and high gear for road use.
“Porsche Taycan: The Porsche Taycan is one of the few EVs that feature a two-speed transmission on the rear axle. The first gear provides strong acceleration, while the second gear helps maintain efficiency at higher speeds. Porsche chose this setup to balance the Taycanâs high-performance demands with the need for range efficiency.”
The weight penalty on motors is pretty low. Yes a lower power motor would be lighter, but not that much. The extra power is the incentive to buy the EV so most manufacturers pay for the extra weight.
The main driver of this poor range is the weight of the unibody and having a front motor. Also they don’t have the best battery tech.
Porsche uses the two speeds more for acceleration. Although it does help with highway efficiency. For example, my Model 3 rips to 60, but acceleration noticeably drops off as you get above 75 or 80.
While youâre holding the brake pedal down, youâll see a similar prompt for the accelerator. Use your right foot to press the accelerator pedal to the floor to confirm this prompt. When you do, youâll hear a ramp-up sound that sounds like an engine hitting its revolutions per minute limit.
The infotainment screen will then prompt you to release the brake pedal. WARNING: As soon as you do this, the vehicle will launch into an extremely fast acceleration.
You absolutely want to be looking at that screen when you engage burnout mode.
Also called “Mustang Mode” or “Cars and Coffee” mode depending on manufacturer.
This looks expensive.
“In case you’re wondering what it looks like when the steel cables on your hangar’s bi-fold doors snap while you’re moving your brand new King Air out of it.”
https://x.com/ClintFiore/status/1990811140750749703?s=20
Unlike riots, this is what insurance is for.
When those cables aren’t breaking, they’re coming out of the blocks and jamming. Those bifold doors are absurdly heavy and come back down with authority.
I would think that if they halved the motor HP they could nearly double the range. Also a two speed transmission could give you a low gear for off roading/startup and high gear for road use.
It’s all done with
mirrorssoftware.Going back to yesterday, how much of the “materials shortage” for the electric grid is tied to the EV push?
If someone commercializes this, I will buy it:
https://m.youtube.com/shorts/vLeEtUFc5Vg