Relevant


One of the benefits of being an astrologer rather than a basic-bitch stargazer is that the star charts let you know what’s happening in the daytime sky. And this week, that’s where the goodies are. More specifically a conjunction of Venus and Mercury that least to an alignment by mid-late week. So go out there and have some fun of the kind you’re not supposed to until you’re 18. The conjunction is happening in Aquarius, which has all sorts of implications classically, and to the modern interpretation of “water bearer” not unrelated, though that’s a much more specific kink.


Aquarius: 2 of Cups reversed – Broken promises.

Pisces: 7 of Swords reversed – Good advice, counsel, instruction, slander, babbling. The reason these are listed together is that these will be difficult to tell apart.

Aries: The Hermit – Prudence, circumspection, treason, dissimulation, roguery, corruption. 

Taurus: The Fool reversed – Negligence, absence, distribution, carelessness, apathy, nullity, vanity.

Gemini: 4 of Swords – Vigilance, retreat, solitude, hermit’s repose, exile, tomb and coffin.

Cancer: The High Priestess – One of the enduring controversies about this car is the lettering. Does it say “BJ” or does it say “B + J?”

Leo: 4 of Coins – Security, successful defense.

Virgo: 2 of Swords reversed – Imposture, falsehood, duplicity, disloyalty.

Libra: Knight of Swords reversed – Imprudence, incapacity, extravagance.

Scorpio: 3 of Coins reversed – Mediocrity, puerility, pettiness, weakness.

Sagittarius: 3 of Wands – Established strength, enterprise, effort, trade, commerce, discovery.

Capricorn: 8 of Wands – Activity in undertakings, swiftness, great haste, great hope, love.