““Fuck you,” the hair grumbled, lop-sided on Donald’s head.
“What the hell did I do?” the hat asked.
The hair said something slurred and indistinct and the hat glowered with his bulging hat eyes.
“Donald?” the hat asked. “What’s wrong with him?”
“I’m fine,” the hair said. He stood on stiff tendrils and then toppled off of Donald’s head, landing in a follicular heap on the desk.
“You’re on the juice again,” the hat said. “You sick sad bastard. This is a morning strategy session. This is important!”
“I need it, dealing with you two idiots all the time,” the hair said. “Just be cool and let me relax.”
“How much minoxidil did you give him this morning?” the hat asked.
Donald shrugged. “He said he was hungry.”
“One squirt,” the hat said. “Just one!”
“He laid out a fat line on it and I just snorted it like coke,” the hair said, digging his face into the desk. “Can we turn the lights down in here? It’s fucking bright.”
“This is why you are supposed to get me out of the hair vault first thing, Donald,” the hat said.
“I was eating my McMuffin,” Donald said.
“You guys ever do coke?” the hair asked. “It’s the fucking the best. It feels like you’ve eaten the heart of God.”
“You need to sober the fuck up,” the hat said. “We have immigrants to deport, some idiots that want to have hearings on the shitty Super Bowl halftime show, and still no one has shut Massie up.”
“We should have his neighbor finish the job,” the hair said, then hiccupped.
“That was Rand Paul, you dumb junkie,” the hat said.
“I’m not a junkie,” the hair said, rolling over, turtling a bit, then rolling over again to his foot hair. He swayed, like a tumbleweed about to be set free. “I just love gettin’ high.”
“Donald, do something about this,” the hat said.
“Put on some Bad Bunny, man,” the hair moaned. “I need that Puerto Rico groove.”
“No, fuck no, no, you fuck, fuck,” the hat said.
“Racist,” the hair mumbled.
“Donald,” the hat said. “he’s lost, it’s time.”
“No,” the hair said, addict angry, “don’t you fucking do it. I just need, I dunno, coffee or something. What is coffee for hair?”
“Donald,” the hair said, wobbling on the desk.
Donald swept the hair into an open desk drawer and then slammed it shut before he could escape.
“How long do you think?” Donald asked, ruefully rubbing his red raw bald head. The hair beat on the sides of the door and screamed.
“Until he learns.”
The stress is getting to him.
A proper intervention should have had more supporters. This would have been a good place to bring back some long forgotten characters.
And cold-turkey detox is nothing to fuck around with.
“You guys ever do coke?” the hair asked. “It’s the fucking the best. It feels like you’ve eaten the heart of God.”’
word
Classic, Diet, or Zero?
Mexican.
“I was eating my McMuffin,”
weird how there is an egg McMuffin and a sausage McMuffin but not an egg and sausage McMuffin… seems like its right there.
https://www.mcdonalds.com/us/en-us/product/sausage-mcmuffin-with-egg.html
This is what I get on the rare occasion that I still go to McDs.
well that aint on the menu in Romania
Now I’m wondering if USian breakfast sausage is a thing in Romania. It wasn’t in the UK.
it is not. no such thing as breakfast sausage. sausage is for lunch / dinner.
So what do they put in a Romanian sausage mcmuffin?
NA:
There was breakfast sausage when I was in London. Links more than patties. Spicing and seasoning different than ‘merican sausage though.
A pork meat patty. I assume it is American style sausage, I took the question as in if we have a local equivalent
They definitely have sausages in the UK for brekkie, especially if you consider black and white puddings to be sausages.
Just not seasoned anything like the US. I guess neither sage nor maple are big flavors over there.
So McDonalds has a breakfast item in Romania not found there outside of McD’s? I can believe that.
Skynet tells me that McMici is a completely different thing, and only seasonal.
I can get two sausage Mcmuffins for less than one sausage egg Mcmuffin. Buy one get one for a dollar.
But it is the only sandwich with a real egg on it, instead of the powdered egg slop that comes on the others.
So what do they put in a Romanian sausage mcmuffin?
Blood sausage, duh.
For a long time there wasn’t one. Your choice was either the weak sauce Canadian bacon-substitute of an Egg McMuffin, or the unsatisfying grease puck of a Sausage McMuffin. Horrible. When you had a crippling hangover and an 8am lab that you absolutely couldn’t skip, this was a painful decision to have to make.
The proper solution is to drive to BK and get a fully loaded croissanwich.
Ew. No. If I wanted to induce vomiting, I’d just keep drinking.
The REAL proper solution is to go to Anita’s and get a Carne Adovado breakfast burrito and a can of Pacifico. But Anita’s wasn’t around in college when/where I needed her.
A sausage McMuffin without egg is a crime against nature.
In Romania you can buy and egg and a sausage one, throw away two halves of bun and combine to make egg and sausage
The fact that some of you would go to McD’s for breaky, and not get a McGriddle is all you need to know there is something RONG in the world.
McGriddle no here exist
All of this talk, and no one has mentioned McD’s breakfast burritos?! I know they’re shit, so is all of this and we know it. But it’s *delicious* shit. Particularly good when they were on the dollar menu. I’m very fancy. Stockpiling FB Memories, I was reminded several, several years ago of how I was disappointed Korea didn’t have anything ballpark close. I’m guessing it was like Pie’s. There was nothing ‘local,’ just stripped down McDs breakfast.
Wasn’t impressed with Chic Fila’s breakfast sandwich. (I learned to wait til 1030 on the rare opportunity lunch lined up.) Burger King, OTOH, with their Breakfast Baconator, just the latter with a fucking fried egg on it, was lunch once or twice a week not long ago. Damn good, and $5 even. Classy. And I fucking hate BK. I only go there out of necessity. IIRC, they had pretty good breakfast in Korea. Again, nothing local.
…que?
I’m picturing The Hair at an AA meeting now.
“Put on some Bad Bunny, man,” the hair moaned. “I need that Puerto Rico groove.”
“No, fuck no, no, you fuck, fuck,” the hat said.
I have never in my life listen to one Bad bunny song.
The closest I came to that was watching a 10 second clip of the halftime show. I’m not sure what I heard was a song.
Not even one?
It is hilariously terrible, even for garbage rap. And most non-Puerto Rican Spanish-speakers say he sounds like a mush-mouthed retard.
Hence the need for going heavy on the ‘political’ stuff. Getting yourself attacked by Republicans is just as good marketing as being talented.
That’s a good point. You see the same thing in the movie/TV/gaming spheres, where lame-brained woke politics were considered a substitute for talent or skill.
EvilSheldon:
Not so much in gaming anymore, as each of the “best game EVAR” announcements about the pro-woke games gets mocked, and the games flop hard.
I’ll be pleased when current year devs can go back to using “he” and “she” instead of “they”. 🙄
Body type 1 or 2?
I found it fascinating that Baldur’s Gate 3 was so unapologetically ghey that they had more penis options than cuntes.
Neph: Not as much, but it’s still there. Did you see the trailer announcement for the new Horizon game from Sony?
Hey, side question – do you think that a vacuum cork would be useful in keeping a bottle of Vermouth fresh for longer?
Boy that’s a good question. I look forward to Neph’s considered answer. Or the post of an experiment. The only thing I found that keeps it fresh is putting it in the fridge. It slows the souring. But that only adds maybe a week, depending on brand.
Every PR I’ve ever known spoke poor english and poor spanish. I guess it is same for Quebekkers speaking french and english.
ES:
No, I rarely watch game announcement trailers anymore, and have not had much interest in Sony’s products for a while. It’s still out there, but it’s on the decline.
And yes, a vacuum cork would help keep it fresh longer. Same as it would regular wine. I’m still shocked that no one has come out with single size vermouth cans/bottles yet (like the Fever Tree 5.07 oz/150 ml cans).
the games flop hard.Did you see that “Relooted” peaked at about 60 concurrent players? You have to try to fail that hard with so much free publicity.
The 375ml bottles of Carpano Antica Formula are a step in the right direction, but there are so many vermouths that I like (Dolin, Punt e Mes) that only bottle in fifths. It’s awful.
I need to start drinking more Americanos, but it’s really just not warm enough yet…
On the vermouth thing, the best solution would probably be a “nitrogen cork”.
The layer of nitrogen (or argon) is supposed to keep away the oxygen, which is what spoils the wine.
New WoW xpac dropping in a few weeks.
Also overall quality of the vermouth is important to begin with. Dolin vermouth lasts far longer once opened than say, Martini and Rossi from the grocery store*.
*You may require some Glib counseling if you are still using grocery store vermouth in drinks.
Buy some 187 ml bottles and some bar-top corks. Then decant you product in to small bottles. Store in the fridge.
https://www.amazon.com/Perlage-Professional-Grade-187-Champagne-Bottles/dp/B0FTTV656P/ref=sr_1_6?crid=FU7U3DL4LYY8&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.tXwUWrq-RgdUgV-UHa6wXFOiWfjjbaKLUx7Dj5aGilbIHhxO6WNBzXbakl1K-op-jvvaEXxpYEoXcaa6UOcCSB0K_n3QZjVgnJbHRlHicDwreb2XfyBprYM2VvClUsWRdPg8dF-8ZcDzcxXO_tvU-pEpK4VTPKm4ylD6j1K2Dz–0cZ8pAhc-89lAFif1NugZ56XbeA6vteCeRhsbdkbziR0phToAZ-BS5v6A5be1PikCWssVtcNRUGJBGMfLOPPSA7SNt4yCYkfoNABgCkkd3bUL69ofCtb3EdxOCaddaU.J2QxFcXfi6Ww7iODTs6xBaKDzxsK_A9fADvj5i3V2lo&dib_tag=se&keywords=wine+bottles+split&qid=1770834873&sprefix=wine+bottles+split%2Caps%2C202&sr=8-6
corks
https://www.amazon.com/Corks-19-5mm-Natural-Ribbed-Plastic/dp/B09DBVTFQC/ref=sr_1_1_sspa?crid=2H1GW3H4I7LMM&dib=eyJ2IjoiMSJ9.-19UJtx4qWUocTDc0VroEsNZTBUA7B7cLMyFHWjxZzgXCLFJuUjwwNaX0XaG79ZhoWjImbmDYrk-AvZhd1Nipp0w3LPb3eooYvAMtP-c3QFULLPsAeX4k11QNxeQWigX0t9Chjix1jhc6mYifweFOTgmO9KEmRVb-vm0T_JOmZ5zGt7WI2p14NfL1r2KoMLLkqXyq3p8jXW0MQEz-DC6P0c4bZC8U86VYmsMyrss8MjJqL3MoB-pMcvaMhiKRntTtE4BvGZBLytDbsqdWAS8hJsQ-Xvztt8vtDJbrIDqgNo.7bFr_xYtwCyS4fsiNPjVj9hDmEJevpX6FR999hMQKJc&dib_tag=se&keywords=bar+top+cork&qid=1770835010&sprefix=bar+top+cork%2Caps%2C213&sr=8-1-spons&sp_csd=d2lkZ2V0TmFtZT1zcF9hdGY&psc=1
I ordered a bottle of dry vermouth which had a good discunt and they messed up my order and I got a bottle of what I assume is sweet vermouth which was more expensive. But it is not worth the bother to return in so now I have a bottle of vermouth.
Mumble rap in a language that is practically impossible not to rhyme in? Give him all the Grammys.
Now you’re all set to make Manhattans, Pie. Or Negronis.
He did a reasonable job of looking like a cartel gunsel (who could conceivably get his ass kicked by Brad Pitt) in Bullet Train.
But I’ve been informed that he’s a global superstar. Isn’t Romania on the globe?
I do not know what the lower classes listen too
“How long do you think?” Donald asked, ruefully rubbing his red raw bald head. The hair beat on the sides of the door and screamed.
“Until he learns.”
Ominous.
They have those Minoxidil gummies now. The Hair should do those to keep better track of his habit.
Dilletante addicts worry about the dosage. The hair doesn’t play that weak crap!
Donald could shoot them out of a Pez dispenser into Hair’s gaping maw and keep track.
The hair said something slurred and indistinct…
The hair is channeling Holly Hunter?
I was thinking Gary Busey.
Put on some Bad Bunny…
Oh, Hell no.
From the ded thred:
You mean calling yourself a “legal observer” doesn’t somehow absolve you from law breaking?
It’s a typical leftie word game. “I’m just a legal observer! Illegal immigration isn’t actually a crime! Women can have penises!”
Much like wearing a jacket/vest emblazoned with the word PRESS. The thinking is that “freedom of the press” means freedom for “legitimate” journalists to do pretty much whatever they want. See Don Lemon.
Lefty word games are the worst.
If you’re so rich why aren’t you smart?
Mark Zuckerberg’s new house in Miami Beach has sweeping waterfront views. It also sits at ground zero for climate change.
Zuckerberg and his wife, Priscilla Chan, are the latest in a string of billionaires and celebrities to move to Indian Creek, a private island in Miami’s Biscayne Bay. Neighbors include Jeff Bezos, who owns three homes on the island, as well as investor Carl Icahn, Ivanka Trump, and Jared Kushner.
Like much of Miami, the area faces mounting climate risks. “It’s very subject to flooding and rising seas,” says Stephen Leatherman, an environmental professor at Florida International University who studies the state’s islands.
Miami’s sea levels have risen eight inches since 1950. By 2040, the water is projected to be 10 to 17 inches higher than it was in 2000. As the water rises, that’s making “sunny day” flooding from high tides more common—up 400% over the last 20 years in Miami Beach—and storm surges are increasingly dangerous.
The whole island will wash away any day now. Science proves it. That’
s why it’s so cheap there.
Zuckerberg will use the power of evil white capitalism to move all the sea rise to poor African countries
Miami’s sea levels have risen eight inches since 1950. By 2040, the water is projected to be 10 to 17 inches higher than it was in 2000.
Not mentioned: In 2000 the water was 10 to 17 inches lower that projections made in 1990 stated it would be.
I’m unclear how the sea level can rise 8 inches in one place, and little if any everywhere else. Isn’t water pretty much self-leveling?
A guess . . . pumping ground water to provide drinking water to growing communities. That would make the ground sinking the problem, not the sea rising.
Of course that might be limited by the intrusion of sea water into the water table.
Who knows.
Now do Obama
The contrast is stark. Most Miami residents face increasing vulnerability to climate change. Billionaires like Zuckerberg can mitigate many of the risks, but doing so comes at a price and raises broader questions about whether $200 million might be better spent strengthening public resilience rather than building private fortifications.
“Gee, I wish we had one of them Doomsday Machines.”
JFC these asshat grifters are tiresome. 60 years and a thousand DOOM predictions that are 100% wrong and they are still squawking.
Was hoping HNH would have an explanation for El Paso.
Much like wearing a jacket/vest emblazoned with the word PRESS.
A fedora with a card in the hatband with PRESS” on it in block letters, like Jimmy Olsen.
You asked for it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMgCKP1ziOY
Was expecting this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VNVgoCTpFMY
Just looking at the picture made me laugh
https://corporate.mcdonalds.com/corpmcd/our-stories/article/mcdonalds-mcnugget-caviar-valentines-day.html
https://x.com/greg_price11/status/2021646805046636670
What an asshole.
https://x.com/RepThomasMassie/status/2021671620927000829
My bad, I guess.
Withdrawn.
He still voted with all the commies.
IDEK anymore…
Yeah you do.
That’s doesn’t seem very fuck you cut spending.