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    • Not Adahn

      “I made it for the llama, but the bearded dragon keeps taking it.”

    • Gdragon

      That’s what she said?

  1. Not Adahn

    The “8647” thing is so retarded I can’t come up with an excuse for it other than Comey has dirt on the current DoJ and wants to be immunized for his actual crimes.

    • Banjos

      It just comes off as desperate and sad. Now, if the point is to financially hurt him, fine. But it still comes off as retarded.

      • R.J.

        Agreed. And it takes the focus off the good things, like Somali fraud and voter fraud.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s a boring meme not a real threat. Sure investigate, but indicting is stupid.

    • rhywun

      Wasn’t he balls deep in all the coup and hoax shit?

      That’s probably what this is really about.

    • RAHeinlein

      Aligned. Unless they have a perjury play?

  2. (((Jarflax

    I despise Comey, but that indictment is ridiculous. The idea that posting a picture of a number is a threat to kill the President is stupid on its face, and 86 means throw out, or get rid of, not murder, in restaurant slang.

    • Ted S.

      Or a map with targets over certain House districts.

    • Gdragon

      I listen to all of the boogie down brothers who sing the raps so I know all of the numerical codes, and using “86” when you really mean “187” would be “730”.

    • Not Adahn

      Obviously you don’t go to the interesting restaurants.

      • UnCivilServant

        After they tried to trade a revolver fo the cannoli, I swore off those places. I mean, I also swore off the sugar in the cannoli, so I had to avoid temptation.

      • Not Adahn

        I was gong to make a comment about the new diner leaning into Italian stereotypes, but their menus have been updated and gabagool is gone from their breakfast sandwich on Brooklyn semolina bread. It’s still got prosciutto and arugula and mozz, but now it’s just “ham.”

      • Mojeaux

        Cannoli is probably the most unremarkable thing I have ever tasted, and that includes marshmallows.

      • UnCivilServant

        Mo – there are much more unremarkable foods out there. Expand your horizons and be underwhelmed by many different cuisines.

      • Common Tater

        “Cannoli is probably the most unremarkable thing I have ever tasted, and that includes marshmallows.”

        Sounds like you haven’t had good cannoli.

      • Mojeaux

        That may be true. HOWEVER, I had it in NYC in an Italian restaurant whose cannoli was supposed to be awesome and I was underwhelmed.

        Then again, in the same trip, I got a reuben from a big, popular deli and they not only used pastrami (and I think provolone) but they put fucking yellow mustard on it. (And I LOVE yellow mustard.) I’m not inclined to trust NYC food.

        The unremarkable cannoli was the least offensive thing I ate the last time I was there.

        And that’s not even to mention Tasty Kake, which was just awful.

    • DrOtto

      Or that that item is out so quit selling it at the tables.

      • Not Adahn

        Yup. We had an “86 Board” where the stuff we were out of was listed.

    • cyto

      Yeah, truly stupid.

      But…

      You know if the shoe was on the other foot….

  3. WTF

    Trump election integrity push exposes massive amount of dead people on North Carolina voter rolls

    He’s destroying our democracy!!!

    • The Last American Hero

      You should have to register to vote every year, in person, at a government office, with proof of residency and citizenship.

      • WTF

        Pretty sure that’s racist. Because reasons.

  4. Ted S.

    The correct response to every link this morning is “and nothing else happened”.

    • Banjos

      Oh, fuck off Doomer. You’re so fucking tiresome.

      • Ted S.

        When do we get the footage of the FBI going through Mrs. Comey’s underwear drawer?

      • UnCivilServant

        That’s for classified documents, not threats.

      • Not Adahn

        Ew. Have you seen Frau Comey?

      • DEG

        Show me convictions. Until then, it’s all show and no go.

      • juris imprudent

        DEG “the walls are closing in” is what you are supposed to believe.

      • Not Adahn

        Trust the plan?

      • DEG

        JI, I must denounce myself. I have denounced others for not showing sufficient levels of plantrustmaxxing, and now I must denounce myself.

        But since I’m an asshole, instead of reporting for reeducation I’m going to the gym. Unlike Trump I’m going to get something done.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        Frau Comey? Don’t you mean Frankeinstine’s Bride?

  5. Rat on a train

    FBI Raids Childcare Facilities Linked to Somali Fraud
    No children were harmed in the raids.

  6. PieInTheSky

    Trump election integrity push exposes massive amount of dead people on North Carolina voter rolls

    do not discriminate against the heart beat challenged.

    • UnCivilServant

      We also want to discriminate against noncitizens in our elections.

      So you’re doubly excluded.

    • DrOtto

      This is where, had I linking abilities, I’d link the ‘United Appeal for the Dead’ sketch from Kentucky Fried Movie.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Mexico Rocks Terrorist Group with Capture of Two Key Jalisco Cartel Leaders

    Well Mexico is now safe. Plan the vacay

    • rhywun

      Not a chance. I don’t care how many of you lot say it is “safe” there.

  8. Shpip

    An April 16 federal indictment, unsealed Tuesday after Morens’ arrest, alleges conspiracies with two others, an agreement to illegally hide their conversations and a quid pro quo rewarding Morens with a “cult favorite” Napa Valley wine for promoting the natural origin theory of COVID and discrediting the lab-leak theory.

    From Screaming Eagle to squawking stool pigeon in one easy lesson.

    • Ted S.

      The joke’s on him. There are better wines than the Napa Valley.

  9. juris imprudent

    And the COVID hijinks hits keep coming. What infuriates me most in this article are the references to classification of information – there was no legitimate case for government secrecy, this wasn’t the Manhattan Project. And in the two e-mails shown (with headers) all of the gov addressees are redacted, while the non-gov are not; really, that’s ass-backwards.

    https://www.realclearinvestigations.com/articles/2026/04/28/covid_cover-up_campaign_to_hide_star_researcher_ralph_barics_ties_to_global_pandemic_1179562.html

  10. rhywun

    Anti-ICE Group Received Millions From Taxpayers In A Year

    Perhaps the most outrageous item of the day?

    Why in the everloving fuck are we paying for this shit? All of these “NGO’s” need to be burned to the ground and the earth salted.

    • WTF

      Why in the everloving fuck are we paying for this shit?

      NGOs are just a fiction to allow the permanent bureaucracy to do things that the government isn’t officially allowed to do.

    • Nephilium

      Exactly. Any good faith NGOs had is burned, salted, loaded into a cannon, and fired into the sun.

      They deserve nothing.

  11. Not Adahn

    Yanno, I wonder if it would be a legitimate tactic for the Messican government to let the Jalisco Cartel dudes out on like ten gigapeso bail as a way of recouping the ill-gotten gains. It’s not like if they skip bail they’re going to be any worse than the replacement guys.

    What would be even wilder is if their underlings captured them and brought them back to trial so they could recover that bail.

  12. juris imprudent

    Peter Daszak is proof you can’t keep a good grifter down! [From the ashes of EcoHealthAlliance arises Nature.Health.Global.]

  13. Drake

    I’ve come to come to hate the term “Shadow”.

    Russia’s “Shadow” fleet – very scary. Just means the ships are insured from Russia or China, not Lloyd’s.

    Iran’s “Shadow” banking – also scary. People moving around their currency with permission from Western banks.

    • PieInTheSky

      I would guess it is shadow when they are moving around things in western economies despite sanctions from western government. I do not think direct Russia to Iran transactions are seen as shadow.

    • rhywun

      And the Dems have their “shadow” government ready to burn everything to the ground after they win the midterms.

      • rhywun

        Not sure that implies anything about which Team is going to get more districts.

      • WTF

        Probably doesn’t imply much, other than the Democrat wave may not be the slam dunk everyone assumes.

  14. Ownbestenemy

    “RFRA prohibits the Government from imposing substantial burdens on religious exercise, absent a compelling interest pursued through the least restrictive means…A substantial burden exists when the Government forces a person to act in violation of her religious beliefs, by threatening sanctions, punishment, or denial of an important benefit as a consequence for noncompliance.”

    A convicted Muslim woman in prison has/had more religious freedom than a free person during the Covid-tyranny with regards to the RFRA.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Here is the article for reference.

      Im for religious freedom, but breaking the law has consequences of restricting said freedoms to a point.

      I do not think it requiring a full face photo of incarcerated persons contitutes a violation of one’s religion but this was Minnesota…so.

    • rhywun

      Some religions are more equal than others. Imagine if she was exercising a religious objection to abortion, say.

      • Mojeaux

        Well, I mean, when you know one religion will meekly submit to whatever and the other one will send human bombs to explode you if you glance at it wrong…

      • Nephilium

        Mojeaux:

        When the Knights of Columbus start carrying arms, we’ll know times have changed.

    • Not Adahn

      What does Saudi Arabia do in their women’s prisons, or are lady-criminals just executed there?

  15. PieInTheSky

    𐌁𐌉Ᏽ 𐌕𐌉𐌌𐌉
    @OrevaZSN
    I just really, really hate the concept of capitalism. I don’t want to work my job every day. I want to make art. I want to be in my garden. I want to feel something.

    Swann Marcus
    @SwannMarcus89
    I already loved capitalism but knowing it stopped this guy specifically from making terrible art makes me love it even more

    https://x.com/SwannMarcus89/status/2049226074903457956

      • UnCivilServant

        I still hold that a lot of communism’s appeal to a lot of people is rooted in sloth rather than envy.

        Most of them don’t give a shit about the rich, they just don’t want to work for their keep and think they’d be taken care of while doing whatever useless nonsense strikes their fancy – with the adulation they think they deserve.

      • Ted S.

        [ does Lambeau leap ]

      • DrOtto

        I suspect it’s a mix of both. How many of these ‘artists’ also want to get rich for their ‘art’ is another question. They just want to do it and get adulation but no monetary award? That seems like I’m being bullshitted.

      • juris imprudent

        UCS embrace the ‘and’ – sloth and envy. Hell, throw in narcissism while we’re at it.

      • Nephilium

        DrOtto:

        They don’t want the money, just the power, recognition, comfort, luxury, and protection that comes with the money.

  16. PieInTheSky

    I have not been around the site much and mostly missed it but browsing I am very sorry to hear Hayeksplosives. Did not expect that.

    • Not Adahn

      You should come to Duncan for the memorial. It’s boring but pleasant, especially this time of year.

    • SDF-7

      Wait… what? Is it as bad as NA’s reply is making it sound? Crap…..

      • Not Adahn

        Bad? No. I like Duncan, but then again I also like Miami, Vinita, Gotebo and Wagoner.

        I’m just not pretending it’s an interesting place. And for some reason I think bereavement visas are easier to obtain.

      • SDF-7

        Wagoner, Oklahoma? It was okay…

        And my thoughts were more “sorry to hear (about?) HS” combined with “memorial”… as in… did she leave us and this mortal plane? That would be “crap” as an understatement. Whatever it is / was / will be… I missed it entirely, more than Pie evidently.

      • Shpip

        And my thoughts were more “sorry to hear (about?) HS” combined with “memorial”… as in… did she leave us and this mortal plane?

        Here’s the obit

        I’ll be at the memorial, as will Mojeaux and her dude. Maybe Yusef and a few others, I’m not sure.

      • Not Adahn

        Oh. Yeah. The worst happened. There are details on a couple of previous posts.

      • SDF-7

        Shit. Thanks… that’s what I get for lapsing on lurking.

        She was definitely a good egg and will be missed.

      • R.J.

        What UnCivil said.

      • rhywun

        Pretty much.

        They need us more than we give a shit about them.

  17. Shpip

    Meanwhile, the U.S. Department of Homeland Security (DHS) also confirmed the news, stating, “Homeland Security Investigations in cooperation with our law enforcement partners executed criminal search warrants in Minneapolis relating to the rampant fraud of U.S. taxpayers dollars.”

    Curious that “our law enforcement partners” didn’t include any state or local agencies. I wonder why that was?

      • Fourscore

        After all the recent publicity how could there be any evidence left? Surely the Somalis would have covered their tracks with a “Going Out of Business” sign.

        No fires, no break-ins, no Closed for Ramadan signs? C’mon, Somalis.

        Or maybe the storefronts were totally empty, void of evidence? Surely there must be another shoe to drop.

      • UnCivilServant

        Two factors to think about – One, they’ve been getting away with this for years, with the encouragement of the state authorities. They likely don’t expect consequences. Two, The Somalis we imported are not individually bright.

    • rhywun

      Gov. Tim saying with a straight face and a deer-in-the-headlights look that he’s “taking care of the problem” is delicious.

  18. PieInTheSky

    1974: Living in Fear of Compulsory Purchase | Nationwide | BBC Archive

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XVnnMWr5e6k

    James Hogg reports from the Leytonstone area of East London, where the local authority is using its powers of compulsory purchase on houses in Norman Road. One of the houses is owned by three octogenarian sisters – Olive, Lily and Gladys – who have lived in the house their entire lives, since the turn of the century, when Leytonstone was surrounded by farmland. The sisters want to stay where they are, but the area has been chosen for council redevelopment, and they will have to leave. They are not alone, 31 houses are to be demolished on Norman Road.

    James speaks to some of the residents who have received a compulsory purchase order, and to a council official. He also speaks to a couple who know what it is like to be forced from their home in Leytonstone: the Hearns were forcibly evicted from their property in 1968.

    • Sensei

      “But the plans were on display…”
      “On display? I eventually had to go down to the cellar to find them.”
      “That’s the display department.”
      “With a flashlight.”
      “Ah, well, the lights had probably gone.”
      “So had the stairs.”
      “But look, you found the notice, didn’t you?”
      “Yes,” said Arthur, “yes I did. It was on display in the bottom of a locked filing cabinet stuck in a disused lavatory with a sign on the door saying ‘Beware of the Leopard.”

      • UnCivilServant

        How did he even manage to find that anyway?

    • rhywun

      Their name for “urban renewal”?

      Yeah, moving people around like chess pieces in order to build new slums was a massive hit in America in those years too.

    • SDF-7

      If it had happened in reality, it could have been the first Fried Chicken.

  19. Evan from Evansville

    Good morning all. Off to the tracks, already ‘scored’ a few papers. The system is interesting, predictable and efficient (for what it is). I’m assuredly gonna write up how kids’ standardized test essays are evaluated. I’m glad I was really good at taking tests. (Or just writing in general.)

    I want Fauci behind bars and I’ll never get it. I’d prefer he get tomatoed in public as he whines about how he doesn’t ‘deserve’ such treatment cuz he’s such a noble ‘public servant.’ That’d be nice to be broadcast live as the salt and red runoff makes him weep ‘blood’ as he struggles to understand why such nastiness is being done to him.

    That’d be nice.

  20. PieInTheSky

    It must feel good as hell to just be able to ban a specific annoying media trend as a middle level bureaucrat.

    x.com/Carboniferoys/status/2048818876365132157

    • slumbrew

      No problem too small for government to get involved in.

  21. Sensei

    In more UK Health and Safety news…

    Guidance from the British Standards Institution on window safety recommends that windows in any new building should accommodate 95% of the U.K. adult population in terms of reach. Scottish recommendations are even more explicit, saying windows “should be cleanable from inside by 95% of the elderly female population, without the need for stretching.” It sets this population at an age range of 64-75.

    https://www.wsj.com/world/britain-has-a-tiny-window-epidemic-and-old-ladies-are-to-blame-9ece9791?st=hGHQow&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • SDF-7

      I look forward to hearing the corresponding Russian guidance. “All windows should accommodate 100% of political dissidents ‘unfortunately’ falling through them….”

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      No problem too small for government to get involved in.

  22. Common Tater

    “Disturbing video shows someone dressed in hateful Ku Klux Klan robes sauntering through the center of a quiet Rhode Island town in the middle of the night.

    The hooded figure was filmed slowly walking alone around 2 a.m. Monday night down Main Street in West Warwick, where police now say they are investigating, according to WJAR.

    Ryan Fitzgerland and his brother were driving through town when they recorded a video near the Main Street gazebo, leaving them no doubts as to what the sick costume was.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/29/us-news/video-shows-someone-in-kkk-robes-walking-through-rhode-island-town/

    I have doubts.

      • SDF-7

        Khaki brigade soul missing the good old days of being carted around in a U-haul.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Probably social media rot creator.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Almost certainly. Or another Jussie Smollett false flag.

    • WTF

      where police now say they are investigating

      Why? What law was broken?

      • Ownbestenemy

        Racism of course!

    • Not Adahn

      Definite lack of ornamentation/rank/insignia on that costume.

    • The Last American Hero

      It’s just the Democratic nominee for the Maine Senate race out for a late night stroll , relax.

  23. Shpip

    I had parked my car downtown yesterday and was walking to my local when I met a fellow whom I hadn’t seen in nearly twenty years, back when he was a youngster with the State Attorney’s office.

    He was quite bright by lawyer standards, so I asked him if he had quit government service to go into private practice, or had been elevated to the bench, or what?

    Turns out he was sick of college town politics, and he’d chucked the whole profession of law years ago, and was a full-time dog breeder now.

    I think that’s quite admirable. Guy put his money where his mouth is when he said he preferred boxers to briefs.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Swiss might have to narrow his muzzle to bring you to heel.

    • WTF

      That doesn’t sound like rape, that sounds like a business transaction.

      • Not Adahn

        It’s only got two apostrophes, so yes.

    • Shpip

      The first comment:

      He didn’t snap, exactly , that would suggest something crude, impulsive. No, this was in his mind, a moment of economic pedagogy.

      There he stood, a reluctant steward of late stage capitalism, watching as three agents of chaos approached the beverage station with what can only be described as fiscal irresponsibility. Water cups, yes but intentions? Deeply carbonated.

      He attempted, at first, discourse.

      “Ladies” he might have said, gesturing with the solemnity of a tenured lecturer “what you’re engaging in is not merely a beverage substitution. It is a micro-theft, a destabilizing act that erodes the already razor thin margins of this establishment. Syrup ratios, CO₂ costs, supply chains, these are delicate ecosystems.”

      But the invisible hand of the market was ignored.

      The cup tilted. The soda flowed.

      And with it, so too did his faith in rational actors.

      What followed was less an act of violence (in his own internal narrative) and more a catastrophic failure of dialogue, a breakdown in the social contract between consumer and underpaid custodian of Baja Blast.

      Somewhere, in a parallel universe, they paused. Reflected. Perhaps even purchased a small drink, restoring equilibrium to the system.

      But not here.

      Here, the lecture went unheeded. The thesis rejected. The dissertation was tragically, explosively defended.

      At first glance, his actions seem excessive. But if you confront a thief and she goes into full chimpout mode, I’m inclined to agree that she got what she deserved. Pop a few more, pour encourager les autres.

      • UnCivilServant

        I cann’t take seriously anyone who uses the phrase “late stage capitalism” unironically.

    • (((Jarflax

      Is there a Gofundme? I’d chip in a buck or two. Fuck thieves.

  24. Sensei

    Nothing to see here. Move along.

    But on any given day, many of these offices boast more vacant desks than workers. Benjamin Bass, vice chairman of New York brokerage at JLL, said he has recently started to see AI firms leasing spaces 60% larger than their current head count requires.

    As the AI firms see it, they will have plenty of time and opportunity to staff up. The more pressing concern is to secure the coolest high-end office spaces in the most desirable downtown Manhattan neighborhoods, from SoHo to the Flatiron District and NoMad.

    https://www.wsj.com/real-estate/commercial/why-ai-startup-offices-in-nyc-are-flashy-but-mostly-empty-6882ed3d?st=H2fXV4&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • rhywun

      Why AI Startup Offices in NYC Are Flashy but Mostly Empty

      “What bubble?”

      • UnCivilServant

        The AI doesn’t need a Desk, and replaces the human workforce, duh.

    • Not Adahn

      When being cool is one of your highest priorities, your business is doomed.

      • Not Adahn

        Withe the obvious exception of businesses who are solely in the “being cool” business of course.

    • The Last American Hero

      Why would an actress of her age need botox?

  25. Sensei

    I find this consumption behavior fascinating.

    When Shannon Johnson-George’s personal laptop went bust in February, she decided not to spend the roughly $1,000 it would cost to replace it. She plans to rewear an old dress for her son’s college graduation next month after being shocked by the $100-plus prices at the online retailers she frequents. Yet over the next five months, the 40-year-old from Cincinnati has a Disney cruise, a visit to Lake Erie and a trip to New Orleans for a Bruno Mars concert booked.

    An “experience” has higher personal utility (in the economic sense) compared to durable goods in an inflationary environment.

    Where Americans Are Drawing the Line on Price Increases

    https://www.wsj.com/economy/consumers/where-americans-are-drawing-the-line-on-price-increases-3e237258?st=1gTa5C&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • rhywun

      I spend next to nothing on clothes either but that’s because I don’t give a shit about appearances.

      But blowing money on “experiences” over “goods” seems r-tarded and completely foreign to me.

      • Sensei

        It’s what economists call a “utility curve”.

        So, for example, Pie and OMWC here derive far more enjoyment on wine than I do and would be said to derive greater utility from it compared to me. But there is no right answer – just an optimal one for an individual among discretionary purchases.

      • (((Jarflax

        It’s kind of the whole reason wealth can be produced by trade. If economic value was an absolute trade would make us all poorer since it involves expenses.

      • Pope Jimbo

        I’ve never been able to spend money on clothes after working for a client in the wholesale apparel industry.

        The amount of markup is insane. Also the scam that is private labeling is insane.

        I miss those clients. They’d let us buy clothes from them every Christmas (we could buy any time if we were willing to buy by the dozens). I have some nice clothes from there that are from the same production lines as Carhart, North Face and Columbia but were private labeled.

      • UnCivilServant

        Wealth isn’t created by trade, only extracted.

        You can use trade to provide new materials to make something and thus created wealth through manufacturing, but the middlemen are just an expense.

      • (((Jarflax

        You almost got me with that troll. I started to type out a whole screed.

    • Ownbestenemy

      What is this article even trying to convey?

      • Ownbestenemy

        And Sensei said what I was going to say next…

    • WTF

      I guess “spend it before government inflates away its value” carries a certain kind of logic.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      If she’d have chosen Celebrity instead of Disney, she’d be on a better cruise for much less money, and could have afforded the laptop and probably the dress too.

    • Pope Jimbo

      The problem with paying for experiences is that you know that her Bruno Mars experience will be a crappy video taken from her phone.

      Mrs. Holiness makes me be the family videographer when we are on vacations. I was never all that good and I’m getting worse. The main reason for this is that I have come to the conclusion that I’d rather focus on being there and drinking in the experience than focusing on the phone/video recorder.

      Too many times after getting home, I realized I missed out on some really great sunset or scenery because I was looking at it through some tiny view finder. And the videos that you take never do justice to the real thing.

      • rhywun

        I’d rather focus on being there and drinking in the experience than focusing on the phone/video recorder

        Same. All those folks constantly snapping pics and vids are like an alien species to me.

      • Mad Scientist

        You have to video and photo your food, your parking space, your seat at the sports ball game, because otherwise you won’t have anything to post online to gain the approval of people you don’t know.

    • Sensei

      I can add that space for durable goods impacts this.

      For example, Japan has small living spaces compared to the US. Gift giving rituals in Japan give strong preference for consumable items over durable goods. I’m willing to bet the individual discretionary purchases tilt more to experience there than the US.

      The twist for me in the WSJ article is the inflation impact.

  26. Sensei

    Some quality legal and corporate brand a – – covering.

    “K-Y products are designed and regulated as medical devices, for use as personal lubricants, and have not been studied for other uses,” said Julia Kim, Reckitt’s vice president of regulatory affairs and safety. “The safety of the people who use our products is our first priority.”

    https://www.wsj.com/style/beauty/the-secret-to-the-viral-wet-hair-look-is-k-y-jelly-just-dont-tell-k-y-a88aa592?st=hqwtmY&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • R.J.

      You can squirt it up your ass, but don’t put it in your hair! That’s not regulated!

      • Pope Jimbo

        What about dudes with hairy assholes?

        Asking for a friend

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      This Kentucky Jelly tastes funny!

    • Mojeaux

      The only thing that ever really made my hair soft was fabric softener. 🤷🏼‍♀️

      • Sensei

        Have you tried lube? 😉

      • Gender Traitor

        The liquid kind?? Yikes! 😳 I might have resorted to rubbing a dryer sheet on my hair to calm static, but… the liquid kind?

        A (white) friend of mine with extremely curly hair swore by products designed for African American hair.

      • Mojeaux

        I want it soft, not slick.

      • Mojeaux

        Yes, I’ve been told to use black hair care products too but always stood there in the aisle looking at stuff I didn’t understand with no guidance whatsoever.

    • (((Jarflax

      Ok, I am not generally a fan of Bureaucracy and government documents, but I am willing to make an exception for Death Certificates. Mailing my dead Dad all over creation to prove he was deceased would have been much less convenient.

      • Pope Jimbo

        Because they are a sweet old lady and a nice dog?

      • UnCivilServant

        No, I’m pretty sure Instagram is owned by Mark Zuckerberg.

  27. Common Tater

    “A woman from Illinois is pleading guilty after paying thousands of dollars to have others make so-called “animal crush videos,” which included depictions of adult and baby monkeys being mutilated and tortured for users in a deranged online chat group.

    Immigration and Customs Enforcement (ICE) sent out a press release Monday indicating Amanda Leigh Fourez, a US citizen from Illinois, pleaded guilty earlier this month to distributing and conspiracy to create and distribute these sorts of videos.

    The videos Fourez paid for included footage that showed the monkeys being burned alive, having their genitals mutilated and other atrocities, according to the press release.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/04/29/us-news/illinois-woman-amanda-leigh-fourez-pleads-guilty-to-paying-for-monkey-fetish-videos/

    WTF?

    • rhywun

      What does ICE have to do with it?

      PS. I hope the rumors are true that Donald will change the name to NICE.

  28. Pope Jimbo

    Neph, are you going to protest against those pencil pushers at Deloitte for starting those Cleveland river fires?

    AOC says “rivers were on fire” because of corporations like Deloitte “pouring chemicals” into waterways.
     
    Deloitte is an accounting, consulting, and tax services firm.
     
    No idea what she’s talking about.

    • Sensei

      Do you know what accountants and consultants eat and where they excrete?

    • rhywun

      I know there are probably some commies out there where aren’t stupid in addition to evil but holy fuck is she stupid.

  29. Common Tater

    “A Costco employee was killed Saturday evening in Strongsville, Ohio, after police say he confronted a customer who attempted to enter the store with a visible firearm.

    The incident unfolded at the store entrance at 5:45 pm. Witnesses told investigators the employee, 61-year-old Randy Corrigan, told a man he could not enter the building while carrying a gun with a drum magazine partially visible from his pocket, according to court records obtained by FOX 8.

    Authorities identified the suspect as 22-year-old Christian M. Bryant, a truck driver from Fort Worth, Texas. Police say Bryant then drew a semi-automatic handgun and opened fire on Corrigan. “After a split-second pause, [Bryant] fired many more [shots], one after another, with no pause,” court records said.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/ohio-costco-worker-shot-to-death-by-customer-for-telling-him-not-to-enter-store-with-gun

    drum magazine?

  30. The Late P Brooks

    Why assume it was AI generated?

    The post was accompanied by an AI-generated picture of Trump holding a gun with explosions in the background, and the words “NO MORE MR. NICE GUY!”

    Trump wouldn’t have much trouble laying his hands on a suitable prop.

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