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CPRM

CPRM

Organic troll farmer.

14 Comments

  1. DEG

    Gotta line the hat with tin foil.

  2. R.J.

    Yes. Let’s do some meth together.

  3. Evan from Evansville

    Thank you, CPRM. Congrats on 100 eps! That’s impressive. (the beeping needs to stop! Ah. I can pause it. Hrm.)

    (Um. Why does his voice sound so accurate? Did you start to AI it? I coulda sworn before you’d taken select bits of real audio. Something cultural, legal needs to happen about DeepFakes, voices and images of people. Needs to occur. Will start with actresses.)

    I think the arch is a silly idea. I suppose the 250th… but. Hrm. $39 trillion. (That brings me up a whole big thingy I don’t want to get into yet.) I do think he sometimes purposefully walks into the ‘easy to hate Trump about’ shit, and the arch is a good example. There is laser pointer distraction technique there, I swear it, and I do enjoy it, sometimes. I’m not sure how much is just accidentally putting the dot in the right spot for folk to further flip. (Both, I think. Some combo.)

    • rhywun

      Yeah, Donald is saltier than I remember. I like it.

      • Evan from Evansville

        I also strongly approve. Still confused, did he actually say he wouldn’t have to worry about the dumb-o-crats trying to shoot him?! That’d be blaring from ‘activists’ rolling ’round the streets constantly. But it sounds so goddamn good! I *want* him to say those things! (Especially the “classy burger remark)

        C’mon, Hat. Let’s meth it up ’til we get to the bottom of this. I’ve got a light bulb we can use.
        *flicks lighter wheel three times, knowing nod*

        (Speaking of: McDs McDouble v Double Cheeseburger. The latter has *two* slices of cheese. The former, only one. Think about it.)

      • DrOtto

        That single slice is why I prefer the McDouble. Two slices is too many.

      • Evan from Evansville

        Woah. Exact same reasoning, here. Two horses in harness, you and I.

        (Used to be on the $1/$2 menu, too.)

      • rhywun

        I have no idea what a “McDouble” is. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • rhywun

      His enemies are going to hate every single thing he does regardless so he might as well have a little fun with it.

  4. Rat on a train

    Is that SKATS Morse?

    • Threedoor

      He learned that trick from the last guy that got away with it and the guy before him…

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