237 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “US Carries Out Defensive Strikes in Iran, Strait of Hormuz”

    defensive?

    • Sensei

      They lob drones. US hits the C&C location they’ve identified for the drones.

      It’s semantics of course.

  2. Not Adahn

    White House Honors ‘Legend’ Harambe the Gorilla: ‘True Patriot’

    …wat?

    Someone smack the social media interns.

    • Common Tater

      Trump saw it on the gorilla channel.

      • SDF-7

        Just seems bananas to me, but I suppose they’ll keep aping it up.

      • DrOtto

        Lol, that’s a golden throwback to his first admin.

    • Threedoor

      We had tits out for trannys at the White House under Biden. No reason not to have socks out for Harambe under Trump.

    • The Last American Hero

      Where’s the Peanut statue? Peanut’s demise helped Trump get elected.

  3. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    Heya Banjos- how YOU doin?

  4. Common Tater

    “The Dollar Tree first announced plans in 2024 to close nearly 1,000 underperforming Family Dollar stores as inflation and reduced government assistance programs continued squeezing lower-income shoppers.”

    What reduced government assistance?

    • R.J.

      More like reduced customers. They got deported.

      • Common Tater

        There haven’t been enough deportations.

      • Ted S.

        I was going to guess changing culture.

      • Threedoor

        Bean counters, this store is “underperforming” so we’re going to close it. Lego corps do dumb stuff, even if a location makes a profit they will close one because it dosent make ‘enough.’ They fail to understand that the presence of the store is competitive and is advertising for the brand. Pull a location out of an area and the public will no longer see the sign, they won’t think of you at all.

    • DrOtto

      I’m guessing not being able to use SNAP for candy/soda is the government assistance angle.

      • Sensei

        Interesting thought.

      • Common Tater

        Has that actually happened?

      • DrOtto

        I think it’s a state by state decision, but Texas has restricted it.

      • DrOtto

        And TX has the highest number of store closures per the article.

    • Drake

      The problem with the Dollar stores is that everything is more than a dollar now.

      Dollar General seems to do well around here in out of the way places. A general store when not worth driving all the way to a supermarket or Walmart.

  5. Rat on a train

    Jill Biden Thought Husband Was Having Stroke During Disastrous 2024 Debate
    Waffle House will cure strokes.

    • R C Dean

      So naturally she called 911, right?

      • Sensei

        I’d pay money to watch that.

      • creech

        Of course she did. She:s a Doctor isn’t she?

  6. Common Tater

    “Jill Biden said, “I wasn’t horrified, I was frightened because I had never, ever seen Joe like that before or since. Never.”

    Everyone else did.

    • (((Jarflax

      I was scared because the cat was now out of the bag and I was about to lose my position as puppet handler.

    • Threedoor

      For two decades at least.

      • Fourscore

        Old people are tuned in to the symptoms. We carefully pay attention to our fewer and fewer friend circle. Even today I was thinking of 2 old buddies from years gone by, we’ve been in contact (a lot) over the years but most recently the emails have trailed off. They won’t initiate any, will respond but minimally. I know why.

        The head and the fingers don’t coordinate so well any more.

        Now I have to go to work.

  7. Gdragon

    “The First Amendment is pretty important, that’s why we listed it as the First Amendment”
    ——–

    Thank you Rand Paul, this simple point isn’t mentioned enough and can never be mentioned too often.

    • WTF

      The second amendment is also important, which is why it is listed right after the first.

      • Threedoor

        Oh no. It’s second because it’s a second class right.

    • Rat on a train

      The First Amendment was the third of twelve proposed in the Bill of Rights. The first proposed was never ratified. The second was ratified as the 27th Amendment.

  8. juris imprudent

    To Save Liberals’ Favorite Censorship Agency

    Damn that Thomas Massie for not playing nice with Trump and the House leadership!!!

  9. Common Tater

    “Carroll accused Trump in a civil case of sexually assaulting her in a Manhattan department store dressing room in 1996 and later defaming her by dismissing her claims as a “hoax.” A jury sided with Carroll in 2023, awarding her $5 million.”

    I don’t think she could say what year.

    Anyway, that you can sue someone for denying an accusation is bullshit.

    • WTF

      She couldn’t say what year, that’s correct. The reason she likely wouldn’t name a date is because Trump’s comings and goings are meticulously tracked being who he is, and if she named a date the Trump organization might have been able to show Trump wasn’t even in town at that time.

    • rhywun

      Anyway, that you can sue someone for denying an accusation is bullshit.

      You must believe all women. Calling her a liar is a crime. How hard is that to understand?

      🥴

      • The Last American Hero

        Unless you were molested by Biden at a DNC conference and immediately reported the incident.

  10. PieInTheSky

    White House Honors ‘Legend’ Harambe the Gorilla: ‘True Patriot’

    I don’t care who you are this is funny right here. DICKS OUT FOR HARAMBE

    • Common Tater

      You are trying to see Trump’s dick?

      • Threedoor

        We have to to prove Jean Carrol lied.

      • SDF-7

        He just misses Nixon. He’s tricky that way.

    • rhywun

      I don’t even remember WTF that was all about.

  11. Common Tater

    “Dramatic video shows a garbage truck driver going off on anti-ICE protesters outside Newark’s Delaney Hall immigration center after they blocked him from carrying out his work — as Antifa thugs battled agents on yet another night of chaos.

    “If I hit one of y’all, I go to jail,” the infuriated driver yelled at the demonstrators Wednesday night in the video from Freedom News.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/05/28/us-news/truck-driver-goes-off-on-delaney-hall-anti-ice-protesters-after-they-block-him-from-doing-his-job-as-antifa-thugs-battle-agents/

    Rerun was pissed.

    • Threedoor

      He’s driving a garbage truck. He was equipped to take out that trash.

      • Ted S.

        He didn’t want to go to jail.

      • Ted S.

        I wouldn’t be surprised if Profa ganged up on him in jail to try to harm him.

      • Threedoor

        Three hots, a cot and all the sex you could ever want. Prison sounds great.

    • rhywun

      Rerun was pissed

      LOL – now the music is running through my head

      The governor is of course encouraging the Islamist/commie rabble in their “resist” cosplay.

  12. Sensei

    Big Studios Are Ditching Hollywood for New Jersey’s Lavish Tax Breaks
    As film and TV production plummets elsewhere, the Garden State is rolling out the red carpet for companies like Netflix

    How come other employers in NJ don’t get to enjoy the same “tax breaks”. What makes Big Studios special? (Rhetorical question.)

    Anybody who has experienced a film or TV shoot knows what an absolute PITA they are. They’ve shot in my town and the next town over as well as by my offices in NYC. They are **** ing awful. They block whole streets with production vehicles and the crews cars block more streets in the suburbs.

    And let’s not forget the catering, dressing and toilets. For a union gig the lasts all of 30 seconds on screen you are going to get all three of those trucks on site. You can’t say a line without a catering truck!

    However, to anybody that hasn’t experienced this its seems so cool! There will be stars! Wow!

    https://www.wsj.com/business/media/new-jersey-film-location-ef282a06?st=878fPn&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • juris imprudent

      There are plenty of people that won’t mind the inconvenience because there are CELEBRITIES present!!! They might even get to SEE one!!!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Me being made late for class; never even saw any celebrities.

    • rhywun

      Various TV shows used to film on my street all the time in Bay Ridge. I’ve seen exactly what you describe.

      • WTF

        When the Sopranos was current I saw Federico Castellucio (Furio) on my sidewalk because they were filming on my street that day.

    • The Last American Hero

      The defenders, who are wrong, but believe it is a good thing would say:

      1) increases tourism by raising awareness of the locale in the public consciousness
      2) provides jobs, many of which are union, and helps local business/hotels/restaurants while the clown show is in town.
      3) subsidies partially offset by sales and income taxes paid by cast and crew while in town.
      4) If you subsidize enough, you can become like Georgia and actual post production and editing, as well as indoor film studios will be relocated to your state.

      All are BS and easily disproved.

      • Sensei

        Interestingly – in the article it shows the decline in GA productions.

    • rhywun

      Someone posted something about that product yesterday, I thought it read “BITS”. Now I know it’s even stupider than I could have possibly guessed.

      • Sensei

        Sorry… that was me. Popped up in my Asian news feed.

  13. Sensei

    Decades of studies on publication bias, replication failures and political bias in the social sciences have shown that peer-reviewed papers are often less reliable than the public assumes. John Ioannidis’s famous 2005 paper, “Why Most Published Research Findings Are False,” remains disturbing because its basic insight about the fallibility of medical research remains true. In fields that rely heavily on narrative or qualitative methods, or that touch on politicized topics (as much social science does), ideology influences which questions are asked and which conclusions are professionally acceptable.

    Did you know that water is wet?

    https://www.wsj.com/opinion/a-way-to-challenge-the-groupthink-of-scholarly-journals-8e59b215?st=UQHb7e&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

  14. PieInTheSky

    This $1.995M Texas Ranch Has a Private 10-Acre Lake

    Property highlights:
    • 72± acres in Bosque County, Texas
    • Private 10± acre lake
    • Excellent wildlife habitat
    • Great fishing and waterfowl potential
    • Ranch house and improvements
    • Convenient access near Hico, Texas

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTfnnT-Nw_Y

    one the one hand it does have a lake. on the other it has gooses which I understand are a negative

    • Threedoor

      It’s geese you silly European.
      I saw swans in Germany. Do you have geese there? I’m assuming they are a northern hemisphere thing and not just North America.

      • PieInTheSky

        yes we have gooses. and ducks and swans. and too many fucking coots and cormorants.

      • Threedoor

        I’ve never eaten goose.
        I imagine they taste like grass.

      • PieInTheSky

        it is leaner and slightly tougher than duck but tasty. you need to cook it a bit less though. I go med rare on duck breast but more rare-ish on goose.

      • PieInTheSky

        both roast goose and roast duck are great over cabbage.

      • Threedoor

        Duck is rich. Nice flavor.
        I’ll have to kill and eat a Canadian now.

      • PieInTheSky

        *domestic goose tbh

      • Threedoor

        My childhood hero Ted.

        I once collected a gallon of pennies and spread them about. 231 cubic inches is about $65. Not enough to even get your toes wet though.

      • PieInTheSky

        goose pie is not a thing in Romania. We roast goose over cabbage.

      • Ted S.

        What about a pie with 24 blackbirds?

      • PieInTheSky

        that will be 5 pounds

    • Threedoor

      That’s pretty cool, and in a rational price range. Looks like the lake is a retired quarry/man made but who cares it’s cool. You could absolutely lease out camping spots on the peninsulas that go into the lake.

      Cute yard, adult trees, looks like the house dosent need much.

      Nice.

  15. Common Tater

    “A Canadian doctor euthanized a 45-year-old patient suffering from inflammatory bowel disease and depression after a quick assessment outside a Tim Hortons, according to officials.

    Dr. James MacLean, from London, Ontario, was investigated following allegations he improperly administered Canada’s controversial Medical Assistance in Dying to Thomas Dillon, the National Post reported.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/05/27/world-news/canada-doctor-euthanizes-man-after-evaluation-at-tim-hortons/

    WTF, Canada?

    • PieInTheSky

      I understand the doctor got reprimanded via a verbal warning not to do it again so it is ok.

      • Threedoor

        Look, we need you to seek out and off the expensive medical cases but be a little more discrete will ya?

    • Rat on a train

      Soon MAID will be conveniently offered at more businesses.

    • DrOtto

      How sad that Canadian doctors can’t afford offices and have to practice in parking lots.

      • Gdragon

        Hell, who says that the Tim Hortons even had a parking lot? He may have offed the guy behind the Drive-Thru menu.

    • Not Adahn

      Some doctors like to watch people die.

      • The Last American Hero

        We joke, but just like giving people a badge, gun, and qualified immunity can attract a certain element to law enforcement, giving a license to kill with little oversight to the medical profession may also start to attract a certain element.

      • Not Adahn

        Kevorkian always creeped me the fuck out.

      • Gustave Lytton

        Building Rube Goldberg suicide machines isn’t normal?

    • Drake

      Chicago taxes and gun laws in a rural setting. No thanks.

  16. Sensei

    According to an estimate from 2025, the U.S. has the capacity to build up to 100,000 drones a year. Ukraine, as one counterpoint, built about four million last year. The drone industry has persistently blamed the Defense Department for not buying enough drones to fund future production.

    Making drones is less profitable and fun compared to nuclear battleships that can go way overbudget and fail to fulfill fantasies.

    Exhibit A – https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Littoral_combat_ship

    The Trump Administration Is in Talks to Fund U.S. Drone Companies
    Neros and Donald Trump Jr.-linked Unusual Machines are among companies in deal talks

    Naturally!

    https://www.wsj.com/politics/national-security/trump-us-drone-company-funding-cadef1f7?st=qG9D44&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • rhywun

      Ukraine, as one counterpoint, built about four million last year

      How many of them did we pay for?

      • Sensei

        And how many times did we pay for the same ones over and over?

    • Common Tater

      Not really, just big in all directions.

  17. PieInTheSky

    NEW: Italy’s Supreme Court has ruled that a five-star hotel in the Dolomites acted within the law when it refused to serve free tap water to a tourist

    The woman unsuccessfully argued that “water is a natural resource and a universal human right” after a waiter offered her €7 (£6) bottled mineral water instead of tap water

    https://x.com/PolitlcsGlobal/status/2059587019060179113

    To be fair free tap water is a weird american thing the European mind cannot comprehend

    • Rat on a train

      Europeans also don’t comprehend putting ice in a glass of water.

      • PieInTheSky

        why would you do that?

      • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

        to make the water cold.

    • DrOtto

      I’d do the wine for €6.

    • kinnath

      I don’t drink tap water either.

      I prefer Mexican sparkling water. Although I will accept Italian sparking water if that’s all that’s available.

    • rhywun

      I’ll drink water if they provide it but I would never ask for it myself. I think I have heard that after the vid destroyed the restaurant industry and the level of service has collapsed, a lot of them aren’t even offering it anymore.

    • Nephilium

      Here in America, we do this thing called water purification. It means the water that comes out of the tap is both potable, and generally exceptionally clean to drink. This may not hold true in Democrat controlled cities.

      • Sensei

        +1 Flint

      • rhywun

        I’ll say one thing… the water in NYC was a lot cleaner than the water here in Ithaca. Anything I rinse out and air dry has spots on it.

      • kinnath

        hard water isn’t unclean water.

      • R C Dean

        Sounds like the water was softer in NYC, not necessarily “cleaner”. Hard water generally comes from wells, soft water from reservoirs.

      • Nephilium

        rhwun/R C Dean:

        Yeah, we’ve got hard water here in Cleveland. Spots and scaling are expected.

      • rhywun

        Fine. I still don’t drink it.

    • R C Dean

      The woman unsuccessfully argued that “water is a natural resource and a universal human right”

      Nobody is stopping her from drinking out of any naturally occurring body of water. Knock yourself out, sweetie.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yep.

        They cry “Water is a human right” because they’re too stupid to separate water itself from the means to move it where it needs to go and make sure it’s drinkable.

    • Ownbestenemy

      Adam says icky things but we have a quota and have to keep Hollywood relevant – so toss in someone we like to frame the article.

      I probably got about 85% of that right

      • slumbrew

        The “star” thing is a bit of a scam – you or someone else pays for it and they let you get one.

  18. Common Tater

    “A Florida police officer issued a ticket to an amputee for apparently holding her phone in a hand she does not have.

    Kathleen Thomas, 36, was pulled over on a highway and accused of having driven ‘holding the phone with your right hand, manipulating that phone,’ according to bodycam footage.

    But as soon as the county sheriff said that, Thomas held up her right arm, showing a stump where her limb would be and laughing hysterically.

    ‘Obviously not,’ she said, still cracking up. ‘So you want to just call this a day or?’

    However, the officer did not budge while Thomas insisted that he could not have seen her holding a phone in her right hand.”

    https://www.dailymail.com/news/article-15854365/woman-ticket-texting-driving-one-hand-video.html

    CWAA

    • Rat on a train

      Some people will take extreme measures to get out of a ticket …

      • SDF-7

        The ticket would cost her an arm *and* a leg.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Hey, $20 is still $20!

    • Nephilium

      Hey ChatGPT, who’s going to win the Superbowl this year?

      /places bet

      /sues ChatGPT when the Browns lose

  19. Evan from Evansville

    So today’s my first day in “Receiving” at Meijer. Should be interesting. I’m guessing a day of shadowing and disappointment our lunch is only 30min. Took care of mandatory bs stuff online yesterday, so it should be, hopefully, a pretty seamless day.

    I hope they don’t have work for me and put me back on Returns, shimmying shit back to its rightful spot in the store. The shuffle continues. This evening, the 5yo will be back in all his hilarity, and with my next (unscheduled?) shift popped in next Thurs, I should have a few days to relax and reorganize my thoughts.

    Happy hunting, y’all. Ducks, bees, pheasants, ice cream, whatever.

  20. Common Tater

    “Antisemitism has been an essential ideological component behind white supremacist attacks at mosques, retail establishments frequented by African Americans and Latinos, gay bars and schools.”

    What?

    • R C Dean

      Naturally, they provide a list of these attacks, yes?

  21. Threedoor

    Who has an Xbox?
    Trying to log in and all I get is a spinning wheel.

    I had to update the console and now I can’t get online.

    It made me sign in using my phone as I couldn’t remember my password so I don’t know if that’s the problem. I’ve only ever had it online two or three times.

    • R C Dean

      I do. No problems with it at all.

      • Threedoor

        I had to google how to reset my password on my phone. Start the process. It told me I couldn’t use an old password so I tried it on the Xbox and it worked.

        Like turning it off and turning it back on again.

        We get our internet through the telegraph wires.

        Some times the injuns cut it. Last time they did that it killed my well controller and cost me $1300.

    • Rat on a train

      I only have an Xbox controller. No issues with it.

    • The Last American Hero

      My son went thru this yesterday. It eventually worked.

    • rhywun

      I have the previous generation that I don’t use much and nothing recent will run on it anyway. I only keep it around because some of my bluray discs won’t play on my all-region player but will play on the Xbox.

      • Threedoor

        We have two of those.
        Now that they are no longer supported I’m kicking myself for not geting them online and updating them.

  22. PieInTheSky

    My annoying commie take is that “late stage capitalism” is meaningless theory slop that doesn’t actually describe a qualitatively new stage of capitalism and tries to replace the use of “monopoly-capitalism” because the latter has actual explanatory power.

    https://x.com/chimeraxmachina/status/2059835117510578425

    question: is there such as thing as non-annoying commie take?

    • Threedoor

      Correct assessment and no. There is not.

      The only good thing that commies have done is kill 100,000,000 other commies.

  23. kinnath

    Well, I have a meeting over the lunch hour. So, I’ll be in and out of the comments when my post lands at 11 am CDT.

    • PieInTheSky

      11 am CDT – stop talking gibberish

      • kinnath

        Sorry, I struggle with the conversion to Vampire Standard Time.

      • Threedoor

        It’s 7am.

  24. Sensei

    Must control my blood pressure…. Would you like 10,000 words on farm welfare queen Beth Ford’s rise to Land O’Lakes and the plight of the farmer?

    Beth Ford Wants You to Know That American Farmers Are in Crisis
    From food insecurity to severe labor shortages, the agricultural sector is reeling. Land O’Lakes CEO Beth Ford says it’s time for America to wake up and take action.

    I managed the first 25% of the article.

    https://www.wsj.com/business/beth-ford-wants-you-to-know-that-american-farmers-are-in-crisis-1385c66f?st=ovqSUr&reflink=desktopwebshare_permalink

    • PieInTheSky

      Must control my blood pressure – try one bottle of red wine.

      • Sensei

        But the headache…

    • Threedoor

      Farms should have no debt.
      They are almost all multigenerational enterprises that get fantastic tax breaks.

      Stop buying stupid shit, looking at you F450 king ranch.

  25. Not Adahn

    Oh goddammit.

    Yesterday I had all sorts of shit to deal with, and I made the fatal mistake of trusting my coworkers’ troubleshooting. I packaged up the files they had generated while I was out experiencing the joie de BLAM! and forwarded them onto the tool make in Germany. Overnight I got a response of basically “WTF? This is a sensor error, why did you showed us pictures of a valve? So now I look like an incompetent. I went into the lab, actually looked at the tool and after literally 15 seconds of observation and pushing an optical fiber back in place, problem solved! But… now management is being all pissy about why I didn’t do this yesterday.

    The moral of the story: never trust anyone.

    • R C Dean

      “What was I doing yesterday? Working on what you told me was the high priority, that’s what.”

    • Threedoor

      Never trust lock out tags.

  26. Common Tater

    ““Citizens United said, ‘Hey, if you’re a corporation that is empowered to spend in politics, your right to spend independently in politics can’t be infringed,’” Moore said. “Fine. What this [Hawaiian law] does is say, ‘You know, we’re not going to create that kind of corporation anymore. We’re going to create the kind of corporation that doesn’t have any political spending powers.’ Citizens United and all the other campaign finance cases that the courts have ever decided do not speak to that.””

    https://www.salon.com/2026/05/28/a-battle-over-dark-money-is-brewing-in-hawaii-and-montana/

    Good luck with that.

    • R C Dean

      Not having read the law, it sounds like Hawaii is saying that the corporations it charters will not be allowed to spend on politics. Which, who knows, may work.

      What Hawaii can’t do is tell corporations chartered in other states that they can’t spend money on politics. Which makes this yet another exercise in pointless political virtue signalling.

      • The Last American Hero

        It’s also bullshit. So the pineapple company has deep pockets and provides a lot of jobs, Hawaii politicians propose a law that will royally fuck over the pineapple company and lead to layoffs, and the pineapple company can’t explain their opposition to said law because it is “political speech”.

      • dbleagle

        The pineapple company has already largely abandoned Hawaii.

        But yeah, the law is bullshit.

    • Threedoor

      Government can go F itself.

  27. Ted S.

    Seeing how Zverev screws this one up is going to be epic.

      • Ted S.

        Ask Rhywun.

      • rhywun

        Tennis.

        Just heard Sinner (#1 mens player) got heat-stroke or something and crashed out.

      • Gender Traitor

        “Climate change!!!”

      • rhywun

        “Climate change!!!”

        It’s like you’re reading every commentator’s mind.

  28. Common Tater

    “A rare albino buffalo in Bangladesh nicknamed “Donald Trump” for its distinctive blond tuft has been spared from Eid al-Adha sacrifice after a last-minute government intervention, according to a home ministry official.

    The nearly 700kg (1,543lb) animal had already been sold for ritual slaughter when authorities stepped in, citing security concerns after a surge of public interest before Thursday’s festival.

    The minister of home affairs, Salahuddin Ahmed, ordered the buffalo be spared, the buyer refunded, and the animal moved to the national zoo in Dhaka. “At the last moment, the decision was taken to spare the buffalo from sacrifice due to security concerns and the unusual level of public interest,” a ministry official said.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/world/2026/may/28/blond-bangladeshi-buffalo-nicknamed-donald-trump-saved-from-eid-sacrifice

    A big beautiful buffalo, sixteen hundred pounds, I say it’s even bigger, over a ton, the biggest and best buffalo ever, many people are saying this.

    • The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

      Why is it some countries seem to really get how, let’s say, get along with Trump and others are too stupid to do so?

    • Not Adahn

      Breitbart headline: “Another attempt by Muslims to Kill Donald Trump!”

    • Raven Nation

      “Last week we had an omen…”

  29. Sensei

    Yet another reason not to have JavaScript on as a default.

    Unlike previous contention side-channel attacks on SSDs, FROST runs exclusively in the browser. It uses JavaScript that interacts with the OPFS (origin private file system), an allocated storage space that’s reserved for a specific site to run code needed to complete a given task. Websites can create one with no interaction required by the visitor.

    https://arstechnica.com/security/2026/05/websites-have-a-new-way-to-spy-on-visitors-analyzing-their-ssd-activity/

    • Common Tater

      “She doesn’t want to have pictures taken at her real home, elsewhere in the city, because she has four dogs and about 100 rescue cats and this morning the house is being cleaned. But she does want to tell me about Luna, the horse she has just adopted.”

      That’s too many fucking cats.

      • Threedoor

        That’s some serious psychological issues.

        Who touched her

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Yes, and I love cats.

        We had 5 at one time and that was too many.

    • Ted S.

      Rockelle always feels like somebody’s watching her?

      • Common Tater

        And paying for it.

      • Gdragon

        Perfectly played, Ted. I LOLed as I heard your post in Michael’s voice.

  30. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    Dicks out for Harambe.

  31. Sensei

    But new research from the Brookings Institution released Wednesday describes affordability by comparing the rising costs of essentials against family incomes. By that measure, the report found, in 2024 45.5% of U.S. households did not earn enough to cover their necessities.

    45.5% – not 45% and not 46%. Obviously almost 50% of the US lacks “necessities”. If you can’t trust Brookings and Brooking’s results as framed by NPR, who can you trust?

    https://www.npr.org/2026/05/28/nx-s1-5836525/affordability-report-brookings-inflation-wages

    My step is to find out what both Brookings and NPR were doing during the time the Biden administration was sending as much cash as possible out the door and raising inflation at crazy rates.

    • Rat on a train

      Door Dash and Netflix are essentials?

      • Common Tater

        Snark aside, shit has got much more expensive. Many supermarket items have tripled in price over the last 6 years.

      • kinnath

        I was pressed for time when running an errand a week ago. So I hit McD’s drive thru. One breakfast sandwich and one small soda — $7.50. I couldn’t believe it.

      • Threedoor

        Real inflation over 18% for two years back to back sucks.

        It’s probably clocking along at 8% now.

      • Fourscore

        Weatherby ammo has gotten ridiculous.

        $105 for a box of 20.

        Hank Jr says “A country boy can survive” but it’s not easy as the glasses get thicker.

  32. Ed Wuncler

    Reading about Mandami’s attempted at seizing private property from landlords and giving it to his pals in the NGO’s and Wilson’s fuckery in Seattle, I’m starting to think Pinochet had it right when dealing with commies.

    • Threedoor

      He was correct.
      But his scale was wrong.
      Hear me out, C130s and C17s.

    • rhywun

      The amazing thing is they are all openly and violently communist now and it doesn’t matter because they know the voters are gonna vote so-called “Democrat” regardless.

  33. Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

    Maryland bans Glock pistols.

    • Not Adahn

      Why not? it’s not like they’ll suffer any consequences for violating peoples’ rights.

    • Common Tater

      How many crimes have been committed by Glocks converted to full auto?

      • Ted S.

        Not enough.

      • Not Adahn

        All of them, since new automatic weapons cannot be legally created without a type 07 FFL and a Class 2 SOT

      • Threedoor

        Spray and pray.

        Also FRT. I’m sure the feds will eventually ban those.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    Land O’Lakes CEO Beth Ford says it’s time for America to wake up and take action.

    Golly, what ever could it be? Stalinist streamlining of the agricultural sector?

  35. The Late P Brooks

    NPR wants you to know

    While waiving gas taxes may save drivers a bit at the pump, it means less money for keeping roads safe.

    Revenue from the federal gas tax goes into the Highway Trust Fund, which is used to pay for interstate construction and repair, as well as to invest in mass transit. Revenue from state gas taxes is often used for local road repairs.

    The Penn Wharton Budget Model estimated that when Georgia paused its tax for two months, this cost the state about $361 million.

    “Now we’re talking real money,” Smetters said.

    Cutting taxes is suicide!

    • Rat on a train

      Stop raiding it for public transit and bike lanes.

      • Threedoor

        Don’t forget the requirement for ‘art’ on federal projects and Davis Bacon scale.

    • Threedoor

      The federal gas tax and the federal DOT should not exist.

      Let states compete for fuel tax dollars and stop stealing from states to fund stupid transit projects in big cities.

  36. The Late P Brooks

    The bigger problem: The gas tax is broken
    Here’s even more bad news: The federal gas tax hasn’t collected enough money to fully fund highway construction and repairs for years. And that fundamental problem is only getting worse.

    ——-

    But the last time the gas tax was raised was in 1993. It was 18.4 cents a gallon then; it’s 18.4 cents a gallon now.

    Yet since 1993, the cost of road repairs and construction has risen — and the price of gasoline has tripled.

    “It’s a weird tax,” says Smetters, because it’s not pegged to the price of gasoline, so it doesn’t rise with inflation.

    Meanwhile, new vehicles have gotten more fuel efficient, and per capita miles driven per year peaked 20 years ago. That means the government collects less and less with the gas tax.

    We should raise the gas tax to 100% or more, like in Eurotopia.

    • Threedoor

      And build a bunch of trains so the tourists can oh and ah at them!

  37. Common Tater

    “The bans on auto sears are a response to a sharp nationwide increase in the number of modified firearms being recovered at crime scenes.

    In 2023, law enforcement agencies recovered 4,530 machine gun conversion devices, or auto sears, at crime scenes across the country, according to the latest annual data from the federal Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives, commonly known as the ATF.”

    https://stateline.org/2025/04/23/states-move-to-outlaw-popular-glock-switches-that-make-some-guns-fully-automatic/

    I suspect almost all of them were one warehouse in North Dakota.

    • Common Tater

      “We have tried to do an exhaustive search on cases where a Glock-style gun with a switch was used to murder people, but it is quite possible that we have missed some cases. The total that we have so far found is 40 murders from 17 attacks where someone was murdered, so slightly more than two people murdered per case. Part of the reason for their infrequent use is the danger that these devices pose to those who are using them. California and now Maryland have passed bans on Glocks or Glock-style guns that use cruciform trigger bars. New Jersey is in the process of putting a registry together on people who have bought those guns since the beginning of 2016. The NRA and the Second Amendment Foundation have brought lawsuits against these gun bans.”

      https://crimeresearch.org/2026/05/how-many-people-have-been-murdered-with-glock-style-guns-using-glock-switches-about-40-total-over-five-years/

      • Common Tater

        None in Maryland or California.

    • Threedoor

      Sounds like they are in common use to me.

    • Not Adahn

      I suspect they actually are pretty widespread. You used to be able to buy them off of TEMU.

    • Threedoor

      Probably next to a 3D printer on the Rez.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    Why is Doktor Jill suddenly all over the news with her concerns about Joe?

    • Threedoor

      Weekend at Bernie’s party at the Biden’s!

    • kinnath

      Protecting her own reputation.

      I assume that joe is in decline and will shuffle off the planet in short order.

      Jill still needs to pay the bills afterwards.

      • Fourscore

        New book title

        “My Life as the President. oops, with the President”

        Make your own…

  39. The Late P Brooks

    Taking a stand

    California’s governor, Gavin Newsom, is looking to thwart Donald Trump’s $1.776bn “anti-weaponization fund” by imposing a 100% tax on any payout received by state residents.

    ——-

    Critics, including Newsom, have slammed the fund as a “boondoggle” designed to divert money to Trump’s allies. Speculation has swirled that its benefactors could include the individuals who were arrested in the 6 January 2021 siege of the US Capitol. The Trump administration has described the rioters as patriots and pardoned many who were charged in relation to the attack.

    “People who assault cops and overthrow democracy don’t deserve a taxpayer-funded payday,” Newsom wrote in a Wednesday post to X, after announcing his plan at a news conference.

    Gavin will do whatever it takes to thwart Mad King Donald. After he’s established his power to unilaterally invent taxes on people and income sources he disapproves of, he can go after the bad kind of oligarchs and courtiers.

    • rhywun

      Now do the much more numerous and more violent and more destructive Summer of Love rioters who almost all went entirely scot free instead of spending months or years as political prisoners.

      • Common Tater

        Three hours at one location vs. months at multiple locations.

      • dbleagle

        Or do the same for the taxpayer funded settlement pot of money Congress has created to pay out to victims of congresscritters for wandering hands or pudenda.

        No tax cattle you can’t see which members of Congress actions resulted in payouts. Privacy, don’t cha know.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      So I assume you’re going to pull every rioter that gets violent at anti-ice protest from SNAP benefits!

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