Wednesday Midday Open Post

by | May 27, 2026 | Open Post | 93 comments

SugarFree is sick. Not just his normal sickness of the brain, but a physical malady which has sent him to the hospital. Everyone here at Glibs HQ wishes him well, as I’m sure do you all.

We are, as usual, short on irregular (non-serial) content so you get an open post. I’ll be back this afternoon for links, so that Brett gets a break between this morning and tomorrow afternoon.

About The Author

Tonio

Tonio

Tonio is a Glibs shitposter, linkster, writer, and editor. He is also a GlibZoom personality and prankster. Tonio is a big fan of pic-a-nic baskets. His hobbies include salmon fishing, territorial displays, dumpster diving, and posing for wildlife photographers.

93 Comments

  1. juris imprudent

    Get well you glorious sick fuck!

    • Sean

      +1

    • Threedoor

      I’m worried about the mental wellbeing of the nurses now.

  2. Aloysious

    Thanks for filling in, Tonio.

    Feel more better, SF. Don’t let them stick anything up your butt.

    • R.J.

      If they do, please fit the story into Subaru Horror Theater.

    • Bobarian LMD

      Unless you want them to.

    • R C Dean

      If they offer to send a MAID to your room, SAY NO!

  3. Sean

    The picture…I like it.

    • Tonio

      You can thank Old Man for that, it was thoughtful, tasteless, and therefore extremely appropriate.

  4. Rat on a train

    Don’t eat from the buffet during the Feast of Alvis.

    • Gdragon

      The holiest man ever to slap iron! He killed for your sins!

  5. Common Tater

    Get well soon!

  6. CPRM

    In honor of Sugar Free tonights new cartoon is episode 100! I mean, it was anyway, but it’s the thought that counts, right?

  7. PieInTheSky

    get well SF and tell the nurses some of your best tales.

  8. PieInTheSky

    Cake “Spartak” from Soviet 70s – the chocolate cousin of “Medovik” (with origin story)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XSan4RDHl-0

    I used to watch this channel 8 9 years ago but it did not end in my youtube feed in years. Did not know Boris was even still around. Can’t say I find it that entertaining like back in the day…

  9. kinnath

    It is surprising how distressing it was to read SF headed to the hospital.

    I guess I still haven’t come to terms with the loss of St Hayek.

    Take care SF.

    • ron73440

      I know what you mean.

      When I was younger and someone I knew went to the hospital, it was concerning.

      Now, it is scary.

      Get better SF, hope you freak out the nurses.

      • Threedoor

        Ended up having to take my mom to the hospital two days ago. We’ll have my wife come into town and take her as I was on the road.

        Much ado about nothing, Likely some slight dehydration and former nurse hypochondria but it’s likely to accelerate.

  10. The Late P Brooks

    Neck deep in productivity

    “Every 30 minutes, someone creates something I have to look at,” a manager recently told us.

    As AI accelerates individual execution, a new bottleneck to progress is emerging: managers. Traditional management was designed for a world where execution took time. You could delegate a task and then comfortably check in the following week.

    But AI has collapsed that timeline. Increasingly, the pace of progress is limited by how quickly managers can offer feedback. “If I discuss a project with a direct report in a 1:1,” a manager shared in an interview we conducted for this article, “It’s already shipped and running the next day.”

    It’s in the Harvard Business Review, so you know it’ true.

    • Rat on a train

      AI managers?

      • The Other Kevin

        That’s the obvious choice. What could possibly go wrong?

      • juris imprudent

        Well, only if the AI has completed a Harvard MBA.

    • Brett L

      Oh, managers don’t like when they get put on the spot constantly for answers while they might be in the middle of some other, equally important task? Us non-managers wouldn’t know nuttin about that.

    • Sensei

      “Every 30 minutes, someone creates something I have to look at,” a manager recently told us.

      Just get your AI to look at their AI.

  11. Threedoor

    Ive got one and a half more truckish ones just about ready to go.

    I should sit down and work on those.

    • Tonio

      Please, and thanks.

  12. DEG

    Not just his normal sickness of the brain, but a physical malady which has sent him to the hospital.

    Oh no. I’m sorry to hear this. Best wishes Sugarfree. I hope you get well soon.

    • Beau Knott

      +1

    • Furthest Blue pistoffnick (370HSSV)

      Get well, buddy.

    • Threedoor

      Cityscape reminds me of Baghdad.

  13. Brett L

    Here’s James Talrico wearing a cloth mask while he announces his campaign is going vegan. I don’t know how Ken Paxton is going to win this one.

    • rhywun

      OFFS!

    • Sean

      Talk about an own goal.

      LOL.

    • R.J.

      Cornyn was funded out the backside by deluded non-republican normies, so at the moment all the Cornyn supporters are throwing money at Talarico. This may cease once they learn a little more about the guy.
      Paxton completely walked away with this. Not even close. Also realize that a ton of people did not vote in the republican primary. I didn’t, I will wait until November. I have to work! I knew Paxton was going to win so I didn’t bother. November is what matters.

      • Urthona

        I didn’t.

        I don’t care that much as long as it’s not Talarico.

    • ron73440

      Talrico is a lizard person.

      In his own way, he is every bit as empty and creepy as Mamdani.

    • R C Dean

      But the eGOPer RINOs are positive that Talarico will mop the floor with Paxton! He has that fresh-faced Boy Scout/youth minister vibe that will be irresistible, especially since Paxton has the stink of MAGA all over him.

      And of course, without enough toadies in the Senate to block conviction and removal after a dozen or so Repubs cross over to vote against him, Drumpf is toast!

      • Urthona

        Every left of center person on my social media talks about how “moderate” Talarico is, and I can’t think of a single thing about him that’s moderate.

      • R C Dean

        They said the same thing about Spanberger, too.

      • rhywun

        Yeah, “moderate” is just to trick you into voting for them. All the money is coming from radicals like Soros and Singh now and their views quickly change to reflect that.

  14. trshmnstr

    SugarFree is sick. Not just his normal sickness of the brain, but a physical malady which has sent him to the hospital.

    Clearly just one day of authorship isnt enough to purge all of the ill humours.

    In seriousness, I hope you get better quickly!

    • Drake

      So it has spread to other organs?

      Get well!

    • Threedoor

      Duh.

    • R.J.

      At least it was entertaining. If it said “oil” I was going to ask for my ten seconds of life back.

      • R C Dean

        Well, that’s pretty much DEG’s link says.

        And it is the good kind of entertaining conspiracy theory.

    • CPRM

      Idiot. It was a Star Gate that Saddam found that we wanted. I know because Art Bell said so.

    • The Other Kevin

      His body, if found intact, would be a living relic of Nephilim blood

      Yawn. We already have one of those here, he posts every Friday.

      • Sensei

        Thanks.

        Honda is the most California of automakers and sells a lot of vehicles in the state. It’s also one of a half dozen automakers that had to make individual deals with the California Air Resources Board over its past emissions violations

        I wonder what CARB concessions were forced upon Honda. I assume they could sell them elsewhere, but Honda can’t make the economics work without CA. Which seems odd…

      • R.J.

        Exactly that. Honda’s bread and butter is California.

      • Threedoor

        CARB should be taken out into the middle of a busy intersection and given necklaces.

    • Grumbletarian

      Glad I went with a Ranger.

      • R.J.

        How is that? After all these years I have yet to drive a new one.

      • Sensei

        The Odyssey is in huge need of an update. It’s still a nice vehicle, but it really shows its age.

      • Rat on a train

        Christopher Nolan heard you.

  15. Gdragon

    I am hoping that it was something very temporary and correctable like SF was hypoglycemic alone in public. But whatever it is I am always rooting for you Sugar Free, get healthy and be well.

    • Necron 99

      Hypo alone in public is an automatic ass kicking from the popo. Let’s hope it was something even simpler, like gas.

      • R.J.

        He had to get some wholesome thoughts removed from his head.

      • Gdragon

        Nah, he would be mistaken for someone who is (somehow) intoxicated or someone who is mentally ill so getting his ass kicked by the cops would be more like a coin flip than a certainty. And sometimes they let you choose between going to the hospital and going with them to the station.

      • Necron 99

        Well, “automatic” is a bit of hyperbole, but I’ve seen too many “cops beat up diabetic” stories to discount it out of hand.

        Still hope it’s just gas.

  16. Fourscore

    I will skip sugar until SF comes home. It’s the only way I can think of that might help.

    • R.J.

      This is an excellent form of support.

    • Threedoor

      +1 anal seepage

  17. Muzzled Woodchipper

    So I’m in a discord filled with Brits who are all retarded.

    They complain incessantly about the “heat wave” of 82 freedom units, and all state they either can’t get AC because of local regulations, or refuse to because cLiMaTe ChAnGe. They all state British heat is “different” and worse than anywhere else.

    Try going to Macon, GA in August, and fuck off with your complaints, retards.

    The fuck outta here with your stupidity. Don’t want to hear it.

    • Sensei

      And yet Americans are the dimwitted parochial people that never travel. They’ve never gone to anyplace with high humidity and high temperatures?

      Coworker returned from a trip to Singapore and Japan. She said the heat and humidity were so bad in Singapore that she looked forward to Japan.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        I travel further by going a couple states away than most of them will ever do in their lives.

    • Muzzled Woodchipper

      An actual quote….

      Yeeesh, got heat exhaustion yesterday because of this damn UK heatwave! Feeling much better now but that was a really unpleasant 24hrs

      Heat exhaustion because of (*checks conversion*) 86 freedom units.

      That was an avaerage Xmas day growing up in Florida, so please forgive me if I roll my eyes.

    • Gender Traitor

      Ask them what the relative humidity is, and if they say, “I don’t know,” maybe they’ll be flung into the Gorge of Eternal Peril.

      • Rat on a train

        Ask for dew point. They complain when dew points are in the 50s.

    • kinnath

      Hard to say what is the worst heat that I’ve experienced.

      I rode my bike home from work (a mere 5 miles) the day the Phoenix airport set the record of 122 degrees. It’s a dry heat — just like the inside of your oven.

      And I’ve walked half a mile or so through down town Singapore when the dew point is in the 90s.

      I’ve been camping in Missouri when it it was 100 degrees and the dew point was over 80.

      Lot’s of different ways to be miserable.

      And I’ve been in London and stayed in a hotel with no air when the locals were saying the world was going to end because the heat wave was extreme. We get a dozen days a year in Iowa that were worse.

      • kinnath

        I remember the last house I rented during my senior year in college — no air.

        During the worst summer has to offer, we’d wake up in the morning and the bedding would be wet from the dew.

        We’d leave footprints in the dew on the wall-to-wall carpeting in the living room first thing in the morning.

      • Muzzled Woodchipper

        Worst I’ve experienced….

        North Florida (Suwannee County) in August. 101F, with humidity above 80%. I did the only sensible thing that day: go swimming in the springs (staying indoors wasn’t an option).

        The triangle between Macon, Savannah, and Valdosta, GA, also in August. Don’t remember the temperature, but I remember it being just plain old suffocating to breathe.

      • R.J.

        I stayed in a house in Houston with no air conditioning. Same thing. Humidity was so thick it looked like a fog sometimes.

    • Urthona

      I was actually there in London a few years ago for one of their infamous heat waves and it actually did feel friggin’ hot inside because you couldn’t get any circulation of breeze.

      But that seems like a problem a once great civilization could easily fix.

    • Threedoor

      Remember when it was mad dogs and Englishmen?

      Those blokes have gotten soft.

  18. Sensei

    ChatGPT for the win again!

    The generative artificial intelligence platform told her about the child guidance center where she can anonymously consult experts, although such services are typically intended for those under the age of 18. She then made a call to the center seeking advice. However, the matter was immediately reported to the police without her being asked about how she wanted to proceed.

    Thanks to this being Japan dad is out of work! (Giants being pro-baseball here.)

    Former Giants manager’s daughter consulted ChatGPT before reporting altercation

    https://www.japantimes.co.jp/news/2026/05/27/japan/crime-legal/giants-abe-baseball-ai-daughter/

  19. The Late P Brooks

    Honda wants

    Honda Racing Corporation US President David Salters confirmed to The Drive that the automaker’s ability to contribute to discussions about future IndyCar regulatory sets is “critical” to its continued participation in the American open-wheel series.

    In February of this year, Honda and Chevrolet both committed to continue as engine manufacturers in the IndyCar series for “multiple years” as part of a push to secure the sport’s future—particularly after years of rumors that Honda was perhaps looking for an exit strategy (like it recently did in IMSA). Part of the agreement was the requirement that both automakers “be heavily involved in the development of the engine and competition rules to be implemented” in 2028, per IndyCar’s press release at the time.

    Yeah let’s hear your plan for a transverse three cylinder hybrid with a CVT because that’s where production cars are going.

    Something tells me they haven’t learned a goddam t6hing from the current F1 fiasco.

    • Sensei

      Honda lost money for the first time in 70 years. See the discussion above. What they really need to right now is spend lots of resources on IndyCar.

      https://www.cnn.com/2026/05/14/business/honda-loss-ev-pullback-cost

      Tell you what – figure out what current boost pressures are that Honda’s turbos use and mandate that for Indy something 1.5 bar or similar. Problem solved.

    • Drake

      First hand experience – their hybrid system transmissions are excellent.

      The CVT on their regular has motors are why people hate CVTs.

      • Sensei

        I’ve read similar. They make a great hybrid system.

  20. The Late P Brooks

    Try going to Macon, GA in August

    I worked in Stewart, Florida for a few weeks one summer. Holy fuck. Atlanta was an improvement.

    • The Bearded Hobbit

      100+ degrees and 90% humidity in Omaha in June. Thrown into the mix was the heavy odor of dog food from the Purina plant in Ralston.

    • R C Dean

      She handled that perfectly. She stayed positive, in good humor, and she got him to confirm (in the recording she was making) that he said she had a phone in her right hand while she was driving.