Winstons Mom Does the Links

by | May 22, 2026 | Daily Links | 257 comments

So I sit down with a glass of white wine, and turn on Fox News to round out my evening, even it it’s technically lunchtime for you. Then what hits me?

This fucking guy’s skinsuit doesn’t even fit!

Then I check Infowars…holy fucking shit! The skinwalkers took down Jones!

This is doing nothing to convince me anything other than skinwalkers are running world governments.

More proof SKINWALKERS are running OUR GOVERNMENT.

No shit, if those skinwalkers knew what they were doing he’d be dead.

Good lord, the only thing dirtier than skinwalkers, are the damn Eurofags.

Finally, someone is doing something about skinwalkers.

I need to get out of here. Stay safe out there gents.

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Winston's Mom

Winston's Mom

Biological mother of Winston.

257 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    “The skinwalkers took down Jones!”

    Sad.

    • AlexinCT

      It goes the way of the Drudge Report or the Onion?

      • Threedoor

        Yes

      • Nephilium

        Considering the Onion is the group buying Infowars…

      • Drake

        Weren’t the Onion people trying to takeover Info Wars?

  2. Sean

    I don’t need skinwalkers ruining my Friday.

    >.>

  3. Common Tater

    Everyone in Congress is an asshole.

    • AlexinCT

      Stop insulting assholes.

      • Rat on a train

        Yea. They’re not as dirty as politicians.

      • Winston's Mom

        Exactly, and least your cheeky.

      • bacon-magic

        Always the butt of somebody’s joke.

    • Drake

      Sure – Trump spent all his energy on the one guy with principles – ignoring assholes who screw him over regularly.

      • Threedoor

        Yep.
        We have an octogenarian senator here he could have worked to replace but noooo

  4. DrOtto

    What assassination attempts? We still can’t be sure what the Butler shooter’s motives were. He was likely just plinking.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s Trump’s fault he got in the way.

    • AlexinCT

      I still want to point out that was the one AND ONLY Trump rally they covered live on legacy media….

      • Tonio

        [passes ceremonial roll of tinfoil to Alex]

      • Drake

        Yep. These things always have so much weird shit around them.

  5. Toxteth O'Grady

    Johnny Carson retired with less fuss than Stephen “Paulina Porizkova wanted to fuck me” Colbert.

      • Raven Nation

        Unrelated: don’t go to the BBC’s football page unless you want to barf.

        It’s all Guardiola.

      • juris imprudent

        Don’t go dissin’ the next USMNT coach. [smirks]

        And pity poor Carrick.

    • Rat on a train

      Colbert’s run will only be remembered for the cringe “Vax Scene” bit.

      • Nephilium

        Who’s run and what bit?

      • DrOtto

        Remember when Colbert was funny? Me neither.

      • R.J.

        Not even that. He will vanish and be forgotten. He was already forgotten, except for this little bump in publicity he got recently.

    • R.J.

      Leno tried to retire a couple of times until finally Kimmel took over. That was weird but he didn’t start bad mouthing.

    • Winston's Mom

      Don’t you EVER, fucking compare Johnny Carson to those loose bag of dead skin on TV today.

      • juris imprudent

        I think he was pretty clearly saying that none of these jackasses could even shine Johnny’s shoes.

      • Winston's Mom

        Don’t speak for him, unless he’s a client, then I hope he’s paying you out the ass.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        “He”?!

        /kicks pebble

      • juris imprudent

        Well I just fucked that all up.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        If I were a man I wouldn’t be Jack Tripper either.

        ‘S cool, JI: it hardly ever comes up around here. 🤫

      • juris imprudent

        If there were only more of those mythical libertarian women; ya’ll are almost like the female dwarves or Entwives in LoTR.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Eh, no passel o’ mealy-mouthed brats to distract me.

    • (((Jarflax

      Colbert? Sounds French, fuck the French.

    • Chafed

      Did Colbert really make that claim?

    • Sensei

      Bonus:

      The Daily Beast
      Colbert’s Final Trump Joke Revealed—And You Might Have Missed It

      2 hours ago
      By Meera Navlakha

      Because it wasn’t funny?

      • UnCivilServant

        Because nobody watched his show anyway.

  6. Common Tater

    “The first attempt occurred at a rally in Butler, Pennsylvania, on July 13, 2024.”

    Biden was still running, so that lost some momentum when they changed candidates.

    • Common Tater

      “At times, it seems Democrats are trying to win arguments while Republicans are focused on winning elections. Democrats operate in an ecosystem defined by reason even in cycles when the electorate is defined by rage.”

      LOL

      • juris imprudent

        I really need to rewrite the lyrics of Suspicion to Delusion – just for the Democrats.

      • Raven Nation

        Being surrounded by progressive intellectuals, can confirm this is what they sincerely believe. All their ideas are grounded in reason. Therefore any contradictory ideas cannot be grounded in reason.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        Are these reasoned scholars unfamiliar with the term “logical fallacy”?

      • R.J.

        ^This. It also explains why so many lefty intellectuals turn to violence. Once their ironclad ideas fail, they end up with a mental break. None of them ever learned to question themselves.
        I was amazed nobody tried to kill Milei for the excellent work he did in Argentina. He completely broke their narrative.

      • Nephilium

        Chipping Pioneer:

        That’s a strange way to say Republican obstruction!

      • EvilSheldon

        One of the fundamental characteristics of progressives is that they lack the mental tools to distinguish between reality and fantasy.

      • juris imprudent

        Therefore any contradictory ideas cannot be grounded in reason.

        All hail the dialectic!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Like churchgoers justifying not tipping?

      • Threedoor

        I don’t even tip the church TOG.

      • Raven Nation

        Of course, if you’re being really spiritual, you leave an insulting tip AND a gospel tract.

  7. PieInTheSky

    A Generational Estate Set Beneath the Blue Ridge | Look Up Farm, The Plains, Virginia📍

    Offered for $9,750,000. | Presented in Partnership with @laura.a.farrell of TTR Sotheby’s International Realty.
    ____

    Set across 53 acres of protected Virginia countryside, Look Up Farm is a remarkable private estate where Blue Ridge vistas meet rolling pastures and grazing horses in the distance. Completed in 2020 by Potomac Valley Builders and Foster Zimmerman Architects, the residence captures the essence of a refined Colonial-era estate while delivering a level of craftsmanship rarely found in newly built country homes.

    A long, sweeping approach introduces a striking stone-and-clapboard façade beneath a slate and metal roof, where symmetry, proportion, and Windsor windows frame pastoral views in every direction. Inside, 11,850 square feet unfold with intention, anchored by a dramatic double-height stair hall crowned by a Ralph Lauren lantern.

    At the heart of the home, a chef’s kitchen with custom cabinetry and Vermont Danby marble opens to expansive living spaces designed for both daily living and large-scale entertaining. A private primary wing, separate guest quarters, and thoughtfully designed lower level with theater and recreation spaces complete the residence.

    Surrounded by sweeping lawns, mature tree lines, and expansive countryside views, Look Up Farm offers a rare opportunity to experience timeless architecture, curated finishes, and enduring landscape in one of Virginia’s most storied settings.
    ____

    11,850 Square Feet | 8 Beds | 9 Full & 3 Half Baths | 53 Acres

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BGHpZ04tCPc

    • Common Tater

      You should start your own reality TV show, Vampire Estate Agent.

      • PieInTheSky

        you people sound jealous you cannot afford the fine real estate I find for you.

      • Drake

        I have 5 acres and a nice house near the Blue Ridge Mountains. If I ever decide to move, you can be my agent.

      • juris imprudent

        He’d be competing with Lottery Dream Home.

      • The Last American Hero

        That would be Harker’s job, wouldn’t it?

      • Rat on a train

        This is enough to reject.

    • Threedoor

      This one is much better in the price point.

      Beautiful if way too white home. Needs a few hundred more acres for that price and Virginia…

      • Threedoor

        At 53 acres it’s not generational. Nice though.

  8. Threedoor

    Winston’s mom would know.

    Do skinwalkers play the skin flute with skill? Asking for a friend.

    • Winston's Mom

      Do you like your skin? You probably do.

      DONT MESS AROUND WITH SKINWALKERS.

      Capice?

  9. PieInTheSky

    Today in unhinged comments from Romanian protocronist cranks

    The Phase 1 of PIE (Proto-Indo-European) migration is not Kurganic (around 3125 BC; Piora Oscillation global climate event as “the trigger”), which is Phase 2, btw… but is CDP (Carpatho-Danubiano-Pontic) from 5508 BC (“Year1” in Byzantine/Christian-Orthodox traditions; the local so-called “Black Sea Flood” as “the trigger”). Basically, Romania (and its “Old Europe Culture” neighbors as Bulgaria, Serbia, Hungary, Ukraine and Republic of Moldova) is “The Holy Land” of PEA (Proto-Eur-Asian) legends, myths and religions of Europe, Asia, and N-Africa for the past 7500 years. The PIE term must be changed, it’s obsolete and unrealistic (it’s backwards). The “Kurgans/Yamnaya” are the prodigal children of CDP. While the “trinity” (“Gods”, “Angels/Devils”, “Holy Lands”) of these religions are the Rulers, Tribes, and Places of today Romania (the irony is that we still have their names, we never changed them in 75 centuries. This is why DNA experts such as David Reich have problems understanding the “troublemaker” that is R1a and R1b haplogroups family. Because they still think in PIE terms (from Asia to Europe) and not viceversa – PEA (from Europe to Asia). It’s a classic tributary mistake to the beginnings of Archaeology during the Industrial Age (Fertile Crescent/Middle East/Ancient Egypt as “lands of religion”)… that “Asia is the mother of Europe” (translated into Homo Sapiens such as hunter-gatherers 40-35 000 years ago, and agriculturals 9-8000 years ago coming thru Anatolia/Bosphorus), and not realizing that “Europe is the mother of Asia” when it comes to religions for the past 75 centuries (Neolitic Revolution and Bronze Age). CDP from 5508 BC is the Ground Zero, not Yamnaya from 3100 BC, not Ancient Egypt from 3100 BC “first dynasty”, not India from 3000-2000 BC, not Israel 2000-1200 BC, not Saudi Arabia from 600AD, and so on. These are just “Holy Copycats”, their religions are originated in CDP (Carpatho-Danubiano-Pontic), their “Gods” being the Rulers of that region, their “Angels/Devils” being tribes of that region, their “Holy Lands” being the regions, mountains, rivers, localities of that CDP region from shortly before, during, and after 5508 BC. So why this is not known today? Because of the Cold War. CDP was behind “The Iron Curtain” after WWII (during the development of information/communication technologies such as TV and satellites) and the Western “Free World” was unaware of the “The Old Europe Culture”. It’s like asking scientist today how much do they know about North-Korea (good thing South-Korea exists). So the question truly is: why, after 36 years since the fall of the Berlin Wall, are we still so limited in acknowledging the importance of The Old Europe Culture – aka Danubian Civilization – in human history (religions, migrations, writing…)? I guess the development of computing/internet and DNA technologies will finally give the answer. The Danube Gorge – natural “bottleneck” – is the key.

      • PieInTheSky

        IT ALL COMES FROM ROMANIA

      • Ted S.

        Next you’ll be telling us the word “kimono” is Romanian, too.

    • Winston's Mom

      Who the fuck do you think you are, Ken White?

      • Chafed

        I was thinking Ken Schultz.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Me too. I liked his WOTs though.

      • Winston's Mom

        Ken Schultz.

        Whatever a Ken is a Ken.

      • Beau Knott

        Identifiable by the smooth flat groin?

    • Threedoor

      I read an interesting piece on the aryan invasion of India last year. It was fascinating and was about the best explanation I had read in the cast system. It included some genetic and linguistic evidence to back up the claims as well as quotations from the Vedic texts. I believe one of you here posted it.

      • Drake

        Very much part of it. Spend some time there and it’s easy to distinguish the Aryans for the other ethnic group is such as the Tamils.

        Big deal in Sri Lanka too – the Singhalese put up swastikas and will tell you about their North Indian ethnic background.

    • The Last American Hero

      The Kurgan has been causing trouble for a long time. Does it cover his invasion of Scotland which ultimately would bring about his end centuries later in a far away land?

      • juris imprudent

        a far away land

        Uganda? [Last King of Scotland]

      • Threedoor

        We watched that last night, or most of it.

  10. Sensei

    In my YouTube playlist this AM.

    Inside the Chinese Muncie M22 4-Speed. Everything They Got Right… and Wrong

    Guy literally wrote a book on the Muncie and makes parts for it. It’s a genuine critique of what they got correct and what they didn’t. TLDW:

    1. There is no way it will function as delivered
    2. Case castings are quite good
    3. Gears are good.
    4. Reverse gear improperly assembled – guaranteed lockup on first use.
    5. Syncros are shit.
    6. You are going no need to clearance parts of the case as well as shim other parts to get things to work properly or lockups
    7. Some of the intermediate shaft designs a no good. Adding an O ring reduces rolling surface
    8. Transmission linkage selectors are crap. Oversize and under hardened. Even if you modify them they are likely going to break.

    If you drop something like another $500 in good parts and some home machine work it would appear you can make a decent transmission for cheap. There is no way to use it out of the box. It’s a perfect example of China manufacturing – not understanding the design and just copying it.

    One of the comments in the video seems to be from a shop that did just that- rebuilt the transmission and had good luck so far.

    • UnCivilServant

      If it doesn’t work out of the box, don’t give money to the people shitting it out.

      • Sensei

        You can’t go down to NAPA and pick up an M22.

    • Threedoor

      Weird. But interesting.

      • Sensei

        It’s like the last thing I expected the Chinese to clone.

        Unlike many, I believe China makes some really good stuff. The problem is they also make a lot of absolute crap AND they have no respect for IP.

      • R.J.

        They do build some good stuff. Throwing out everything because there does happen to be a lot of trash will definitely miss some gems. Kind of like looking through the Steam on-line game catalog.

      • Donny Three-Fingers (KJ5GQR)

        I picked up a focuser for my Newtonian telescope that is beautifully machined. From China, I am very pleased with it. Only took a week to get here.

      • Sensei

        I buy a lot of Chinese audio stuff. There is a boatload of garbage, but some really nice stuff too. You need to find independent instrumented reviews. There are also some companies that care about their brand and you can generally buy from with good expectations.

        It’s much like Japan when they decided to crush US electronics manufacturers. Japan made junk, but they learned quickly.

      • The Last American Hero

        Japan had previously had a culture and tradition that honored excellent craftsmanship that they could point to as an ideal.

      • Common Tater

        I’ve seen schematics for Chinese tube amps that made zero fucking sense.

      • Threedoor

        The same can be said of US made tools from the thirties and forties. What we see now are the survivors. Not the entire spectrum.

      • Sensei

        I’ve seen schematics for Chinese tube amps that made zero fucking sense.

        There is quite a bit of that. For example:

        https://www.youtube.com/@bigclivedotcom/videos

        Reverses engineers tons of cheap Chinese electronics. Right down to schematics. Some of it is brilliant. Some of it barely not bursting into flame or electrocuting users. And some makes zero sense.

    • Drake

      But if you invade and take it over, you would then own a country full of Cubans. That’s a pretty strong defense.

  11. PieInTheSky

    doomer
    @uncledoomer
    i always think about this comic when i log off of a long day of posting misogyslop foid blood libel xeets and greet my beautiful mid girlboss breadwinner at the door when she comes home from the adult daycare marketing factory like the good gyno zog slave that i am

    https://x.com/uncledoomer/status/2057637491146903845

    I knowany of you have no appreciation of internet newspeak but uncle doomer can spin it with the best of em

      • (((Jarflax

        Your human emulation module 666-67 is faulty, report back to Thule base for a replacement at once.

    • Threedoor

      I miss the Far Side.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Midvale!

    • Threedoor

      It was a thread of his that I believe lead to Elon banning me.

  12. Drake

    Maybe the 2 Generals on Fox got their skinsuits swapped? Keane’s is too loose. He is my go-to guy for advice on beating the Russians in the Fulda Gap in the 80s.

  13. PieInTheSky

    >Gypsy travellers commit premeditated gang rape of a child.
    >It lasts 90 minutes.
    >They film the attacks, laugh at the child they’re raping, encourage their friends to rape her, mock the child asking “why do you look sad?”
    >They know they won’t be punished so they rape an even younger child at knifepoint, cut her clothes off with knives.
    >The child victims are left petrified and wanting to die.
    >Judge praises the gang rapists’ behaviour in court.
    >Judge lets them walk free saying “I should avoid criminalising [the rapists] unnecessarily”.
    >Gives them “youth rehabilitation orders”.
    >Other gang rapists now know that activist judges have effectively decriminalised the violent gang rape of British children.

    https://x.com/LeoKearse/status/2057500405832011939

    While i know perfectly well england is cooked every day i am still kinda shocked at how cooked it is

    • Drake

      The correct punishment would be impalement. Why they left Romania?

      • juris imprudent

        I may be unclear here – punishment of the rapists, or the judge?

      • (((Jarflax

        Porque no los dos?

      • Drake

        Everyone involved minus the victim.

    • R C Dean

      It will take a tidal wave of blood to cleanse the British Isles and restore Britain.

      And that ain’t happening. Britain is lost.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        How many buckets are in a tidal wave?

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        (Er, rivers? 🙄)

      • Common Tater

        “And that ain’t happening.”

        That’s what they said in Germany.

    • Threedoor

      I’m glad I was able to afford a short European vacation before Islam took over the continent.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Me as well. Dublin looks unrecognizable.

    • rhywun

      I wonder if they will get any real punishment when they rape again after they get out of juvie. I think the “Asian” rape gang scandals probably point to “No”.

    • Threedoor

      Six months in jail for poaching rabbits.

      High five from the judge for rape.

      That shit happens here too. Far too often.

      • AlexinCT

        If you are part of some sort of victim demographic – defined by the left, of course – crime is just you throwing of the yokes of oppression…

    • The Last American Hero

      This is the sort of stuff that will eventually lead to the rise of organized crime dealing out street justice. When people cannot expect the system to provide some sort of relief there will be a breaking point.

      • Nephilium

        That’s the part that I’m more concerned with. Wasn’t it Seattle that already had their own people dressing up to pretend to be heroes? I do not necessarily want 20 Rorschachs running around doling out justice.

      • AlexinCT

        Organized crime is already behind the racket. The only difference is this is crime from government entities.

    • Ed Wuncler

      I feel like the governments in the Western world are trying to see how far they can push people until they just go apeshit and start burning shit down.

      • AlexinCT

        People will give up their freedoms and rights when things get so chaotic and dangerous that they despair. The people foisting this insanity on us all love behind walls and have plenty of police and security. Sooner than later, they know people will cry uncle and then they get their way and we will see 3/4 of humanity killed so the rest can live under the new globalist marxist feudal overlords. That or these elite get fed to woodchippers. I hope we do the later.

  14. Drake

    Thune sent the Senate out for vacation but not into recess. He’ll come back and do the minimal to prevent a recess to ensure Trump can’t do any recess appointments. But Massie was the bad guy.

  15. juris imprudent

    From WSJ link at RCP – Republicans punt war powers vote until AFTER week long Memorial Day recess. [Congress has a gift for wasting time almost as much as wasting money.]

    House Speaker Mike Johnson (R., La.) didn’t respond to reporters’ questions about why Republicans pulled the vote as he left the chamber. Majority Leader Steve Scalise (R., La.) said that some Republican members were absent who wanted their votes recorded. “So we’re going to be giving them that opportunity when we come back,” Scalise said.
    .
    The war-powers vote was delayed after a roll-call vote on an unrelated measure showed there were eight GOP absences.

    • Threedoor

      Hal. With that red unblinking eye.

      • UnCivilServant

        I’m afraid I can’t do that, 3Door.

      • Threedoor

        Elons orbiting data centers, where the AI boss can show you the door.

      • UnCivilServant

        Orbit is a terrible place for a data center.

        Hardware fails on the regular, and maintenance of an orbital platform is a pain. Upgrading would be even more of a nightmare. Add in the cost, and you’re never breaking even regardless of what you do with that compute.

      • Threedoor

        I agree UCS. It’s pure science fiction.

  16. Sensei

    Great point!

    Having taught a generation of liberal-minded Americans to live in fear of global ruin, Silicon Valley’s big shots now feel exasperation that those same Americans think artificial intelligence menaces their families and livelihoods.

    The Panic Industry’s New Target

  17. juris imprudent

    The 192-page document — which the DNC only made public after it had been published by CNN — made no mention of Israel or Gaza and included sparse references to former President Joe Biden’s decision to run for reelection, two key elements that contributed to Trump’s 2024 win.

    JFC – 192 pages to say what could’ve been said in no more than a dozen? Did they hire Harvard, or McKinsey, for this?

    • Nephilium

      If they blamed people or named names, then how would they get hired on future campaigns?

    • Grumbletarian

      It took that many pages to lambaste Americans for being racist and sexist? Because I’m sure that’s why they think they lost.

  18. EvilSheldon

    This is doing nothing to convince me anything other than skinwalkers are running world governments.

    *buys another case of ammo, schedules more range time*

  19. juris imprudent

    Speaking of delusional, it ain’t just Democrats.

    Conservatives have a deep, healthy distrust of politicians. That accounts for a great deal of the loyalty Trump still enjoys more than a decade after his entry into electoral politics — Trump still doesn’t seem like one of them, and he certainly isn’t part of the D.C. cloakroom crowd, and the things he does are, more often than his predecessors, deleterious to the cloakroom crowd’s interests.

    This asshole forgets that Trump campaigned on exposing the Epstein files, and yes, Massie was obsessive about that. But he was only holding Trump to Trump’s own promise.

    • (((Jarflax

      Kentucky is not Tennessee. It’s a whole other State

      • Winston's Mom

        Its okay, I confuse the meth states all the time.

      • Threedoor

        It’s the same.
        Swampy.
        Low hills.
        Lots of ticks and chiggers.
        Can’t see the horizon.
        Can’t see the sun six months out of the year.
        People talk funny and drink sweet tea through their missing teeth.

    • Winston's Mom

      Massie is from Kentucky

    • Common Tater

      OK, fine, still a bunch of white Christians, horses, and brown liquor.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        I hear KY is snootier than TN.

      • (((Jarflax

        Lexington is snootier than anywhere, and with less reason.

      • Threedoor

        Franklin begs to differ.

    • Gdragon

      I mean, I’d have to look at it but I can certainly believe that Massie’s district “doesn’t care about Israel”. I know that in some of the interviews that I’ve read and seen Gallrein voters have talked about Massie being against the Border Wall, against the SAVE Act and against banning trans surgery for kids among their reasons. Those wouldn’t be bad reasons but none of them accurately represent Massie’s positions on those issues. There sure seemed to be a lot of ads that were saying those things about him, though.

      • juris imprudent

        In other words, poorly informed, stupid and easily manipulated voters. Those good ol’ salt of the earth folks.

      • Threedoor

        It’s exactly what he said on Hannity the day of the election.

        And Hannity was lapping that sweet sweet 95 IQ drivel up like Trump told him too.

    • DEG

      Razofist’s claim that Massie’s district doesn’t care about Israel either way may be true

      Massie, the first time he appeared on Tucker Carlson’s show, says that he sends surveys out throughout his district. He’s been doing this since he first got elected. He has noted a drop in support, over the time the surveys have gone out, for foreign aid in general and Israel specifically such that a majority of respondents oppose both. I don’t remember if he talked about other countries specifically.

    • Threedoor

      A friends dad sold satellite dishes.

      For something extra he’d sell you a filter that would unblock the premium channels. As far as I know it was a physical device at least at first that you would put inline in the cable.

    • Threedoor

      That would be glorious.

      I’ll forgive Trump plenty of he signs that.

      I want incandescent light bulbs back too. That was a promos he made that’s far more important than the stupid Epstein garbage.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Most of my incandescents came from estate sales.

        Did you see my fast-growing trees link yesterday?

      • Gustave Lytton

        Even if he and congress reverse it, the factories are gone. Dead stock now.

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        Aren’t they still made somewhere?

      • UnCivilServant

        The LEDs I get from Sylvania have glass bulbs, so it could be that they re-tooled the line. but that does mean that the machinery for the outer shell is still there. The question is whether there’s enough capacity for filaments, or if they’d have to see if there’s enough demand to spin up incandescent lines.

      • Threedoor

        I did TOG.
        I’ve known about them for a while, admittedly I have never been to their website.

      • Threedoor

        Making tungsten wire is not equipment that has gone away. It’s made in plenty of different sizes for lots of applications.

    • R.J.

      Yeah, right. Once a law, always a law.

    • Threedoor

      “Cotton has said it would result in absurdly late winter sunrises and force ​children to go to school in darkness in much of the country. The law would allow ‌states to ⁠opt out.”

      Fn boomer.
      When was the last time you saw a kid walk to school? 1998? Their helicopter moms drive them there after going to Starbucks.

      • The Last American Hero

        Our neighborhood has had a 25 year “walking school bus” where all the kids on the street walk to elementary school together. Parents take shifts to make sure there is a chaperone for the little ones. Every day. Rain or shine.

      • rhywun

        force ​children to go to school in darkness

        Heaven’s to Betsy, we can’t have that.

      • Ted S.

        How do they handle it in a country like Finland where for at least two months of the year there’s not enough daylight?

      • Threedoor

        It’s always the little old dried up bities that throw that line out.

        Then tell you about walking to school in a snowstorm uphill both ways.

    • rhywun

      The Marxist trash who originated this brouhaha continue to grin slyly from the sidelines.

  20. Common Tater

    “A twisted Ohio polygamist has been sentenced to 22 years in prison for ordering her husband and four of her lovers to torture another one of her boyfriends in a sick revenge plot.

    Martina Esqueda, 29, was slapped with the hefty sentence on Thursday after trying to claim that the lack of love she received as a child was to blame for the deranged attack on 26-year-old Austyn McClellan last year….

    Esqueda, who lived with the victim and her five other lovers in a house in Toledo, was convicted of forcing her deviant beaus to kidnap and terrorize McClellan inside a motel room for more than a week.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/05/22/us-news/polygamist-learns-fate-for-ordering-her-husband-and-4-lovers-to-kidnap-torture-another-boyfriend/

    WTF??

    • Threedoor

      And they all look exactly as I imagined they would.

      • R.J.

        Okay, I have to look.

        Agreed.

      • rhywun

        Gah! She seems to have a “type”.

    • (((Jarflax

      Polygamy is multiple marriage, did she marry them?

    • R C Dean

      The victim was rescued on March 21 after he was let out and managed to get ahold of his mother.

      He called his mommy? JFC.

    • The Other Kevin

      I’m getting flashbacks from my oldest, who used to live in a house with 7 adults and 4 kids. Her half-brother was in a relationship with a woman, who also had a second boyfriend, and they all lived in that house. I don’t know what they looked like, but 99% sure they looked like those people.

  21. The Late P Brooks

    Past life regression

    “I want to start turning some of the pain and trauma into something good that can help others and bring awareness to this important topic,” she said.

    She said she has started seeing a therapist experienced in treating survivors of sexual abuse, including several Epstein survivors, through a trauma-informed lens.

    “I have been on a deep healing journey the past 7 years coming to terms with my own abuse and manipulation,” she said. “I want to start using my story to bring awareness to how the grooming process and trauma bonds work and how easy it is to be brainwashed and manipulated in a cult-like power-imbalanced dynamic.”

    She said with the help of therapy, she now identifies as a survivor and has privately repaired and restored her relationships with some of Epstein’s then-minor victims.

    We’re all survivors now.

    • R.J.

      It’s that new extreme sport: “ blindfold driving.”

    • Ted S.

      One of the comments mentions Dayton, so I’m guessing tall cans were involved?

      • Tres Cool

        Tracker is in the shop at the moment.

  22. The Late P Brooks

    Tech billionaires—Laurene Powell Jobs, Jeff Bezos and Steve and Connie Ballmer come to mind—never guessed that the network of climate groups on which they lavished their millions would eventually turn on their industry. A truth too inconvenient to foresee.

    “This ditch is full of dead people. Why did you bring me here?”

    • Ed Wuncler

      “Where’s my clipboard? I thought I would be holding one?”

    • rhywun

      As if “the climate” had anything to do with it.

  23. juris imprudent

    Platner’s horrid remarks are in fact pretty tame stuff.

    Having regrettable sex (while intoxicated) isn’t rape, except of course for insane feminist Democrats. [Did I just triple repeat myself there?]

    • Ted S.

      I wonder how many of the voters defending Platner had a shitfit over “They let you grab them by the pussy”.

      • Nephilium

        That’s different!

      • Toxteth O'Grady

        We had a grabby mayor, but he got rid of red light cameras. I’d take one for the team.

    • rhywun

      Can’t we all just agree that he’s commie trash and THAT is the reason to not vote for him? JFC this isn’t rocket surgery.

      • (((Jarflax

        ^This, I am bored of every election being about stupid comments or scandals in the asshole’s past. Just accept it, if they’re running for office ergo they are sleazy and personally vile, and you can move past that fact and evaluate them based on how badly they want to break down Western Civilization. It’s also a given that they will in some fashion contribute to the death of the West, if only by wasting it’s wealth, but some policies are still worse than others.

    • R.J.

      “Sssssssss Hello, Humanssssssssss…”

    • Gdragon

      Anything in there regarding badgers and mushrooms?

    • rhywun

      Or it might not happen. Best prepare by going back to the Stone Age, just to be sure.

      • Gdragon

        “Bro, turn off those lights in the kitchen before the snakes get us…”

    • UnCivilServant

      Psst – here’s a secret about snakes, espcially venomous ones – they really don’t want to mess with humans. They work to avoid it because even if the venom kills the critter many times their size, they’re already dead by then. They don’t want to run into you any more than you want to run into them.

      • (((Jarflax

        I dunno the Rainbow Troon snake seems awfully aggressive toward women in prisons and shelters.

  24. The Late P Brooks

    Party of peace and understanding

    The Colorado Democratic Party voted to formally censure the state’s top elected Democrat, Gov. Jared Polis. The party also suspended him from speaking at Democratic Party events or functions or attending as a featured guest.

    Polis cannot be an officially recognized representative of the Colorado Democratic Party at those events over his decision to reduce the nearly nine-year prison sentence of former Mesa County Clerk Tina Peters.

    Sore wroth, they are. How dare he take that scalp down off the lodge pole?

    • rhywun

      Wait til they get power after the midterms. They are going to go nuclear on all their enemies in a way that Team Stupid would never even consider let alone attempt.

      • R.J.

        Oh yes.

  25. Common Tater

    “Tennessee officials will pay $835,000 to settle a lawsuit filed by a man who was jailed for more than a month over a Facebook post he made about the assassination of conservative activist Charlie Kirk.

    While many people across the US lost their jobs over social media comments about Kirk’s death, Larry Bushart’s case stood out as a rare instance in which such online speech led to criminal prosecution. The 61-year-old retired police officer spent 37 days behind bars before authorities dropped the felony charge against him in October.”

    https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026/may/20/settlement-man-jailed-charlie-kirk-post

    Would this have happened in Kentucky?

    • juris imprudent

      I believe FIRE handled the litigation there (since I’m sure the Gruniad wouldn’t mention that).

    • rhywun

      many people across the US lost their jobs

      Define “many”, The Guardian.

      Otherwise go fuck yourself.

      • UnCivilServant

        It was people who agreed with them, so the guardianistas are horrified by there being consequences for being a generally awful person.

  26. The Late P Brooks

    During a virtual meeting Wednesday evening, 90% of the Democratic Party’s State Central Committee voted to censure Polis and condemn his actions. Party member Andrew Brandt said the governor has been problematic for a long time and this was a final straw.

    “I cannot tolerate a governor who treats a law-breaking county clerk and recorder in this way,” he said. “I’ve been working as an election ballot judge, and our jobs are difficult enough without this move. And as a cybersecurity professional, what Ms. Peters did was not only criminal, but nonsensical, and we cannot as a party or state allow this commutation to go unheeded.”

    Off with their heads.

      • UnCivilServant

        “A steady supply secures my election”

  27. The Late P Brooks

    Culture clash

    An angry crowd set alight a section of a hospital at the epicentre of the Ebola outbreak in the eastern Democratic Republic of Congo after family and friends of a young man thought to have died from the virus were prevented from taking his body away for burial.

    “They started throwing projectiles at the hospital. They even set fire to tents that were being used as isolation wards,” local politician Luc Malembe Malembe told the BBC about the scene he witnessed at Rwampara General Hospital.

    In the chaos, police fired warning shots to disperse the crowd.

    The body of a dead Ebola victim is highly infectious and the authorities need to ensure safe burial to stop the spread of the virus.

    A sternly worded letter from the World Health Organization will fix this.

    • rhywun

      The eyes of the world look upon Donald Trump and weep in despair at his cruelty for letting this happen.

      • R.J.

        Hahaha. Yes.

  28. The Late P Brooks

    Malembe said the crowd did not believe the virus, which so far is thought to have killed more than 170 in eastern DR Congo, was real.

    “People are not properly informed or sensitised about what is happening. For a certain segment of the population, especially in remote areas, Ebola is an invention by outsiders – it does not exist,” the politician said.

    “They believe it is the NGOs and hospitals creating this to make money, and this is tragic.”

    What goes around comes around.

  29. The Late P Brooks

    Bringing home the bacon

    The outcome of a pivotal Senate race in Maine could hinge on whether voters value Republican Sen. Susan Collins’ clout and ability to secure federal dollars over Democratic insurgent Graham Platner’s call to upend a political system he says is rigged against working-class Americans.

    Platner’s call for a political revolution has been a centerpiece of a barnstorming campaign that’s already pushed his Democratic rival, Gov. Janet Mills, out of the race. As the contest pivots to the November election, Collins is using old school pork barrel politics to win over voters who may be ambivalent about reelecting her to a sixth term.

    She gets votes the old fashioned way.

    • rhywun

      Choose the form of your destructor.

      • UnCivilServant

        Why?

        /Socrates and Small Children

      • Drake

        What a horrible choice. I’d look for the 3rd choice or just stay home.

    • Ed Wuncler

      This is why I’m with JI that there isn’t some conspiracy that keeps corrupt politicians in power. It’s just the voters who has limited knowledge about things along with wanting some of that sweet taxpayer money showered on them. The elected reflects the electors.

      • Threedoor

        Selling your soul is real.

  30. Common Tater

    “We should prosecute parents when kids kill

    This access doesn’t just result in murder but also includes the potential for suicides and accidental gun deaths, making firearms the leading cause of death for children and teens in the U.S. Seeing other parents face legal consequences for unsecured guns might be the incentive some parents need to finally invest in a gun safe — or better yet, get rid of their weapons altogether.”

    https://www.salon.com/2026/05/22/we-should-prosecute-parents-when-kids-kill/

    Because gang bangers are getting their guns from their parents?

    • Common Tater

      “There were 2,526 gun deaths in 2022 among children ages 1 to 17. The CDC’s broader 1-to-19 figure for the same year was approximately 4,400. That means 18- and 19-year-olds accounted for roughly 1,900 of the 4,400 deaths, nearly 43% of the entire figure, despite representing only two years out of the 19-year age range being sampled.

      The death rate also varies dramatically by race. According to a Johns Hopkins University report, “In 2022, in the 1 to 17 age group, Black children and teens had a gun death rate 18 times higher than that of white children in the same age group.”

      The anti-gun lobby frames child gun deaths as a suburban school shooting crisis requiring universal gun control. The data shows a different problem, an urban gang homicide problem concentrated in a small number of cities among a specific demographic. Those are not the same policy problem and do not have the same policy solution. Bundling them into a single “children are dying” statistic is a deliberate statistical manipulation.”

      https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/2026/05/school-shootings-not-number-one-cause-child-death/

  31. The Late P Brooks

    Superspreaders

    “I am angry. I feel betrayed,” says Perryman, who’s 47 and mostly lives in Ecuador. “I’m being imprisoned. It’s a nice prison. But this is a prison. Let’s be clear: I am being detained against my will.”

    We can’t have people running around loose giving everybody the mouse pox.

  32. The Late P Brooks

    Some independent legal experts say the CDC order is on solid ground.

    “The evidence in favor of CDC is very strong,” says Lawrence Gostin, a public health law expert at Georgetown University. “She was clearly exposed to a rare form of hantavirus. The virus is clearly a risk to others person-to-person, and she needs to be separated from the population for a period of time.”

    Something something warm embrace.

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