I completely forgot I had links duty today, despite setting a reminder on my phone calendar. Lucky to has ’em at all, you is. Lucky to has ’em.
POP SINGER ASKS FANS TO NOT POOP ON FLOOR DURING CONCERTS: WTF?
SPECIAL PLEADING FOR PEOPLE WITH VAGINAS: Another hare-brained scheme from a fountain of hare-brained schemes. The want to deny us even the small pleasures of women in prison exploitation movies, and the jailbabes website.
THE LUMP GROWS FRETFUL that the Democrat party is being taken over by extremists.
THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING: Euroscolds fret that their subjects are returning home from FIFA having breathed the cool air of American hotels and homes.
IF ONLY THEY HAD STRICTER GUN CONTROL: Six killed in shooting at German “youth facility.”
Here you go. The comments are all yours.
Was expecting I-Pop.
“I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”
according to new reports from the Council on Criminal Justice, a nonpartisan thinktank.
*guffaws, slaps knee*
Mythical beast is mythical.
Jailbabes, the hookup site of choice for those with a fetish for getting shanked.
I can fix her!
“She shot me in the head three times, but she still loves me.”
Hey, there are some real cuties on there! Like this girl, who lives just north of me.
https://www.jailbabes.com/audrey-17825101.html
(I do with they put their arrest record on there, though)
Would you trust them to accurately self-report?
Make sure to invite us to the wedding. I’ll try to sneak in a file.
Woo Hoo! Links of fire!
POP SINGER ASKS FANS TO NOT POOP ON FLOOR DURING CONCERTS
I had a woman hike her dress and urinate on the grass right in front of me at a Neil Young/Pearl Jam concert in the Nineties. If you’re wondering… no, she didn’t shave.
I haven’t heard diddly-squat about the July 4 festival mentioned in that article.
The venue also happens to be along a section of a popular bike trail going through a state park. Keeping people away from the venue is going to be… interesting.
Yeah, someone might come along and “oh, shit”
SPECIAL PLEADING FOR PEOPLE WITH VIRGINIAS
What I get told by some of the young womans at work is, and I quote, “I can’t do that. I’m just a girl.”
I’m too old for this shit.
They’ve come a long way, baby.
You know who else…
I’m too old and cranky and wrinkley and crotchety for that shit as well. I wonder if Bananarama ever…
*wanders away like Joe Biden*
You’d think they’d be able to offset those costs by paying the women 75% of what they pay to male inmates for prison work.
What logical reason is there for the assertion that incarcerating women is that much more costly?
Women are generally higher maintenance
Because they need to be separated from the other female prisoners with dicks.
There’s a plumbing joke in there somewhere.
Speaking of which, have you seen the prices on powered drain snakes and augers lately? Preposterous.
“Women’s specialized healthcare needs, including pregnancy care, and smaller populations translated to higher per-person costs.”
Tonio:
Must be a lot of buses hitting female prisoners.
Oooh! Thank you for the introduction to this li’l cutie!
Angel Marrotte 28987
Madison – Louisiana Transitional Center for Women
1005 West Green Street
Tallulah, Louisiana 71282
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…I’m here for a short time and will be released in November 2026. I don’t have much support on the outs, so I’d love to find a guy who doesn’t mind spoiling me a little and treating my sweet tooth for ice cream and my guilty pleasure for e-cigs. …”
That could be a gold mine. (If they stay in.) I’m upset they don’t say what they’re in for.
This namesake is fun: Eava June-Mccarthy 143676
Pocatello Women’s Correctional Center Unit 4
1451 Fore Road
Pocatello, Idaho 83204
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Earliest release date: 1/5/2038
Maximum release date: 9/99/99
I suppose 9/99/99 is Life. Or I suppose Eava could’ve put that in. (To represent Life? Such questions, I have.)
Glad to be of help.
Whatever Angel was arrested for, her bond was set at $65,000.
https://louisiana.arrests.org/Arrests/Angel_Marrotte_57440265/
Her name appears on several other incarcerated women seeking pen pals websites.
Fentanyl.
I do believe we have a member who lives near there.
The exact post from Noah Kahan:
Words fail me.
It sounds better in the original German.
I took a shit once in Charlottesville. Several times, probably. I miss Sandi.
If an aging President can poop his pants, why not some nobody fan?
I wonder if Fetterlump knows he now has a target pasted to his chest. There is a non-zero chance his own party will start shooting at him.
That’s part of their predicament. The commies have proven they can take out establishment Dems in a primary. So play along or lose your seat.
Used to be the DSA would see a rash of suicides if they came even close to threatening the established order.
Where did we lose our way?
Only 19% of all Europeans have air conditioning in their homes, compared to 90% or people in the US. In Britain, 14% of people have cold indoor air. In France it’s 25% and in Germany it’s 19%.
Alleged first world countries.
“THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING”
I’ll say. They stink on ice.
I was looking for this.
Speaking of dumpster fires, I have a love-hate relationship with the Zero Hedge comments section. Funniest shit I ever read about the most depressing shit I ever read.
ZeroHedge comment section in five words: “It was because of (((them))).”
You just have to read through your fingers.
25% nutjobs, 25% trolls, 25% political shills, 10% bots, 5% scammers, 5% libertarianish people, and 5% nazis or pretending to be nazis…all in all an interesting place if you don’t have thin skin.
Somebody had to
Too slow, Brooks.
THE PEASANTS ARE REVOLTING
Let the peasants have swamp coolers, for fucks sake. Better than nothing, and it will let the aristocrats feel superior with their AC.
Depends on the ambient humidity. Seeing people trying to use the large swamp coolers at fests here makes me wonder about the people running the event. While they work quite a treat in Vegas or other dry climes, when the humidity is 70%, adding more moisture to the air doesn’t cool it off.
That makes sense. My experience with swamp coolers is in a high desert, low humidity area.
I’m in a bad head space right now, so seeing
makes me want to go blow some shit up.
Give ME (a woman) $100k a year to sit on my ass and I’ll make sure to deal with the criminals that cross my path myself.
I am such a fucking chump.
Bread, water, straw mattress, forced labor, a few guards, I bet you can get it close to self supporting.
I wonder if they are factoring in the cost of jail construction.
Well! I’d think so except they spend anywhere from $20k – $50k per student to edjumakate them. I mean, that’s not chump change.
Jail construction, kickbacks, endless workers who never access the prison… The list goes on.
Every time I feel we’ve seen peak Guardian, the earth completes another rotation and here we are again.
I’m sure we could convince Mo to not commit any felonies for $75k a year.
I would take on the job for 50K.
Some woman at the gym today told me I look like Nick Offerman and I’m somewhat offended.
Don’t be. He’s hot.
I want stories about he Eurotopians driving around aimlessly in their cars just for the A/C. OMG the planet!
Unfortunately they already traded their cars in for trains without ac.
I’ve been to Eurolandia. Some of their trains have AC.
I was stuck in London during a heat wave once. Man, that sucked and stunk.
But now, travelers visiting America are wondering why a technology created in 1902 is not more common in their home nations? They’re starting to ask questions, and they’re finding out that their own governments simply don’t want them to have it. In other words, air conditioning is a luxury for politicians and the wealthy, not for the peasants. How else can the west save the world from “climate change”?
You know whose fault it is that Europe is slightly warm right now, don’t you?
Hitler?
Thanks for linking to that. What an unpleasant scold.
China and India?
Love the graph in the zerohedge article showing where all the sinful carbon is actually being generated.
I am loving the green fantasies finally – finally – come crashing down. Too bad the left is gonna go apeshit before they face the truth.
Nah, they will pivot to something else. They always do.
(Yes, JI, they!)
It doesn’t matter. Fifty years from now the textbooks will pretend that sometime during the Obama era some treaty that we never actually signed or legislation really was the day the oceans started to recede and that the predictions didn’t come true because of it.
Progressivism for the win!
Seriously that’ll probably be roughly how it plays out. Progressives the kings of coming in at the tailend of a social cause or movement and solidifying it in law somehow so they can take credit. Like yea the thing already pretty much happened without government, but look at how awesome it is that the government gave its stamp of approval!
87,000 to $122,000 per woman each year
Some comedian used to do a thing about how much cheaper it would be to just send all our criminals to Harvard.
.45 is around 50 cents a round.
Same as downtown?
Too slow, Brooks.
Missed it by *that* much.
After 50 years, Portland’s one-of-a-kind steakhouse-strip club might close for good
https://www.yahoo.com/news/us/articles/50-years-portlands-one-kind-235015806.html
When I had friends in Portland, they would take me there every time I visited. Much more of a “bar that happens to have a stage with dancing naked women” vibe than “strip club” vibe. Also the only strip club I’ve been to that had a salad bar.
So…did…you…get your salad tossed?
We’ve still got a brewery and strip club and a Harley dealership and brewery.
Anyone who has worked in the area knows not to schedule an office lunch at Crystal City Restaurant.
In case you didn’t know, today is National Camera Day, and in a surprise twist, Polarioids are coming back into fashion.
More on this story as it develops.
Shpip, always with the big picture stories.
Can you please enlarge your comments on this snapshot?
Nice framing, shpip.
Meanwhile, back at the fainting couch…
In the end, the Supreme Court’s decision is a boon for drug users and gun owners, but not to those who want the Constitution to be as relevant today as it was when it was written more than two centuries ago. It reveals the lengths to which the court will go to treat the Second Amendment as sacred, tying constitutional interpretation in knots to achieve that result.
Oh, woe.
Judges have to be aware of the history of the laws in the United States and actually even read the 250 year old founding document and not just progressive era interpretations of it? Crazy shit.
Speaking of Germans, I was surprised to learn (relearn?) today that Germany has not got out of the group stage of the WC since 2014.
I didn’t know that detail but it sounds right. I was just wondering to myself when did they stop being a powerhouse.
The passed a bunch of green initiatives that banned being a powerhouse.
When Philipp Lahm retired.
Cocktail update: I actually had the occasion to purchase a cocktail in the wild. A Whisky Smash cost $12. So I had two. For Science, I had one with Makers Mark, and one with Bulleit Bourbon (because the bar didn’t have any Rye at all). Very tasty, do recommend.
Did they stick with lemon and mint, or use a seasonal berry?
Lemon and mint.
If you see it behind the bar sometime, try a smash made with Old Tom-style gin.
Regular ol’ gin works just fine, too.
Ransom was the only one available here in Ohio for a while, looks like that’s been pulled and we can now get Barr Hill or Haymans Old Toms. I am not a big fan of the Ransom, and truly hate the glass stopper they used for the bottle.
Neph, random OT question. I want to park my landline and was thinking VoIP.ms and an ATA.
Any major gotchas to think about?
Sensei:
No more than any other convertors, and haven’t really dealt with end user VOIP providers, just the big guys.
Thanks!
He’s right — and the usual suspects will vilify him for it
Elon Musk on MacKenzie Scott giving away $26 billion of her fortune: ‘Sadly,’ it makes the world a worse place
My point that I’ve been banging the drum on is that the governments of the world spend $50-60 trillion per year already. God knows what the operating budgets of the various charities, NGO’s, and non-profits are.
All these ridiculous claims circulate about what could solve world hunger and no one bothers to ask why the governments of the world haven’t done it then. Aid to Africa is well over a trillion already (but they’re calling for mandatory “reparations” anyway for the lost members of their ‘civilizations’ that they themselves sold off into slavery).
No one asks how much money could be spent to make Africa functioning fucking part of the world economy. It’s like just take a few hundred billion of Musk’s paper wealth that doesn’t really exist until its sold and you can solve the hunger for like 6 months and that’s considered worthwhile.
If Musk didn’t get off the progressive planation, we wouldn’t even have this much ire over the subject. But he did so he went from genius saving the planet to moronic oligarchic scum whose fortune needs to be repossessed because the governments can apparently do more with said money. SpaceX is doing shit NASA can’t despite having an operating budget exponentially larger. It’s rather strange to have some mouth foaming prog tell me that NASA is underfunded while also telling me that SpaceX does nothing to benefit humanity.
And let’s be frank. The women giving the money away didn’t make the fucking money in the first place. Scott can claim to have helped Bezos early on, but wasn’t even there for most of Amazon’s rise. Melinda Gates can just fuck off. The fact that it’s these vapid women doing it isn’t a big shocker to me. They are pissing the money away and not because they are thinking of other people or humanity but because they have no vision of their own and no long term means to help society.
One of the first fawning articles that comes up when you Google Melinda Gates is some nonsense on how she always “knew” Epstein was “evil.” She met with him god knows how many times while her husband had a relationship with him stretching back years.
Bitch didn’t marry Bill until he was already a billionaire and we know she wasn’t just attracted to his infectious smile.
She’s buying social credit.
“Pubity”???? That’s almost as mockable a name as “Moms Demand Action.”
On the other hand, I got this from Santazon today.
That page doesn’t exist.
Oops. https://ibb.co/6JB1m6P9
Funny how they find that necessary so often these days. I can’t imagine why.
The police said that a lot of false information was spreading online about the little girl in the UK with the axe. Then everything that was said was verified and the little cultural enricher actually ended up prosecuted. A small slither of justice after they blatantly lied.
I mean that’s just one example, but it seems pretty fucking common after one of our diversity friends does something awful.
A French teen was recently beaten to death by five migrant youths. Reportedly second generation ones at that. The reason? He had filed a police report against them for a previous assault attempt.
A lot of great civilizations have fallen, but has any other fallen to such ideological stupidity? I don’t think so.
The second generation is often worse than the first. Here in the US, too.
There’s a lot of that going around
Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez (D-N.Y.) said that large technology companies want to have “totally unchecked power” and should be split up.
“The problem that we have is that these big companies, they think they are governments, they want to be governments,” she said in an interview with Fox News posted Sunday, discussing tech companies and AI. “We need to break up a lot of these companies that are far, far too big, and we also need to be instituting consumer protections for people.”
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Ocasio-Cortez and Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) have pushed for legislation that would halt construction of every new data center until there are “strong national safeguards are in place.”
In March, they announced the Artificial Intelligence Data Center Moratorium Act, which attempts to stop construction of AI infrastructure until lawmakers put in place measures that mandate government reviews of AI products, halt mass job displacement and restrict rises in consumer electricity prices.
Not everybody can handle power responsibly.
We need to break up a lot of these governments that are far, far too big. What do you say, Sandy?
So being a government is bad? Hmmm.
How many divisions does Google have?
Attn Nephilium and other cocktailers-
I saw a reference to Presidential Punch the other day. I don’t know if it’s any good, but I’m strictly a beer drinker.
The extremists are just regular democrats with the masks pulled back.
“A moratorium will give us time — time to understand the risks, time to protect working families, time to defend our democracy and time to ensure that this technology works for all of us, not just the few,” Sanders said at a press conference a few months ago.
Oh, please. That routine is so incredibly tedious.
Particularly “working families” which is a dog-whistle for “government dependents”.
The wheels on the short bus go round and round
“I will say, though, what binds together, I think, every Democratic candidate that is running, including the ones in New York, is that they are standing up to protect American democracy,” Murphy told NBC News’s Ryan Nobles on “Meet the Press,” referencing leftist candidates who won House primaries in New York last week.
“And right now the biggest threat to this country is — are not a handful of House candidates in New York. It is the president of the United States that is trying to destroy American democracy, and the Democratic Party, left, right and center, is united around the fact that we need to protect this nation from Donald Trump’s attacks on the rule of law,” he added.
I wish they’d find a different song to sing.
They’re going to be lost without President Cartoon Villain to kick around.
ByI have little love for OMB, but don’t understand how he is ‘trying to destroy American democracy ?”. And none of my acquaintances who spout it can tell me either. Putting his name on a building or changing the color in the pool doesn’t count nor does demanding that your vote isn’t cancelled by a fraudulent vote.
Oh I am sure Vance or Rubio will be Instant Satan once elected.
That’s very optimistic of you.
These are much better than dapslash links.
I just read a Gillespie article on AI regulations. He was arguing that if we regulate the AI, it’ll lock out the “small” guys who can’t compete with the already established players. I have to look around and ask who the fuck the “small” players in all this are? And how many of these companies are doing anything without government help to begin with? He mocked the idea of giving ownership stakes to the American public but I think it’s fair for American taxpayers who are footing the bill for AI development in someway to ask why the fuck their tax dollars are being spent on this tech that’s mainly aimed at phasing them out of the workforce.
I’m not calling for “regulations.” I’m not claiming market failure. AI itself isn’t really a product of the free market in any sense right now to begin with. But I see this little game where the government shovels money at the companies for AI and the AI companies use to it to help corporate America cut “costs” that are fucking over the already fucked over middle class and I’m stuck wondering where we go from here, ya know? Government gets a lot of fancy new surveillance tools and shit they can weaponize in god knows how many ways and little people get put out of work.
Bernie may have the most reasonable idea in the room to fund the little people when this is all said and done. Because I’ll be blunt – AI is a bubble right now. It’s overhyped based on what it can do at this moment. But it’s a tech still in its infancy and it’s only going to get exponentially more powerful in short order. Some people to include a lot of libertarians and even those who consider themselves tech savvy seem to be closing their eyes to the reality of how shit is going to change and change fast.
I sure as fuck do not trust our current class of political creatures or corporate overlords to guide us through this smoothly.
The US government has invested almost as much money into AI as the American private sector.
Socialized investment, private gains.
Yeah, we pay via taxes and they get richer. Doesn’t seem like a good deal to me but Gillespie can always be counted on to be a myopic retard.
It’s like any market, really. You eventually end up with the Big 3 or a VHS over Betamax kind of thing.
This dog is a weapon of mass retardation.
Rat on a train on June 29, 2026 at 3:36 pm
“I solemnly swear I will not shit my pants and if I do, I won’t take it from my pants and put it on the floor”
No do that do-do that you do so well!