¡Martes por la tarde, enlaces mexicanos!

by | Jul 14, 2026 | Daily Links, I Am Lame | 75 comments

I’m dealing with a contractor today, who says someone else in my company said they were negotiating a contract amendment that absolves them from participating in audits.

I need to burn a few bridges in Wisconsin so…there will be no intro…

¡enlaces!

Mexico thinks this is a democracy.

I assume this is a cartel front.

OMGYHGTBSMWTFO (Oh my god you have got to be shitting me what the fuck, over?)

Okay, but how does that compare to Alex Jones being the guest on The Joe Rogan Experience?

I can hate on ICE with the best of them, but maybe not try driving an SUV into agents and they won’t launch tear gas into the crowd…or something much worse?

Um…well…¡VIVA LA LIBERTAD, CARAJO!

Relax, I’m not going to throw Bob Dylan at you. I would never do that, directly.

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75 Comments

  1. UnCivilServant

    Now, It’s been a while since the Cubans tried to send genocidal terror troops anywhere. Gaza does that on the regular. An oil embargo is not even in the same ballpark as self-defense against Islamists.

    • Drake

      Are Cuban troops still in Angola? I haven’t thought about that in decades.

    • bacon-magic

      Best good game ass pat ever.

  2. The Other Kevin

    Mexico thinks this is a democracy.

    Wow that’s some chutzpah right there.

    • Sean

      Let’s send our ambassador Steve Smith to straighten them out.

    • rhywun

      some chutzpah right there

      🤨

    • Rat on a train

      The US is willing to help them quickly return to Mexico.

  3. rhywun

    Mexico has begun filing criminal complaints with ​state prosecutors in the United States

    What’s Mexican for “chutzpah”?

  4. rhywun

    maybe not try driving an SUV into agents

    I think rather instead that the Guardian is fully supportive of Antifa’s efforts at provoking further responses from immigration law enforcement.

  5. The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical

    “Misuse’ of crowd control weapons on ICE protesters led to blindings and traumatic brain injuries”

    I thought all the ice protestors had pre-existing TBIs.

    • Pat

      Back to fire hoses, dogs, and rifles then?

  6. Raven Nation

    Hmm, France in trouble.

      • Raven Nation

        I was warned to not encourage you.

      • juris imprudent

        Very uncharacteristic of France, to not have a good strike in the summertime.

    • RAHeinlein

      Me: What formation is France even playing?

      Husband: 10

  7. Shpip

    Four Democratic members of U.S. Congress who traveled to Cuba this weekend described the energy embargo imposed on the island by U.S. President Donald Trump as turning the island into a “silent Gaza.”

    Notwithstanding that the article calls U.S. sanctions both an embargo and a blockade (it is neither), members of Congress, even Democrats, used to be Chamber-of-Commerce types who at least looked good in a suit, whatever their kooky vote-buying ideologies were. These four look like the addled geriatrics that stand on street corners chanting about “muh fascism” during “No Kings” protests.

    Did they age out of Antifa or something?

    • rhywun

      I don’t know but they must be asking themselves why should Ro Khanna get all the attention for his performative “foreign policy” larping?

      • Fourscore

        He reminds us that one should always wear a suit when visiting Gaza. The California suntan isn’t just enough, well dressed is important, too.

      • Raven Nation

        His feed about being stopped in Gaza popped up on my social media. It led with “I’m a member of Congress..” but the Israelis stopped me anyway. Apart from the idiocy that being a congress critter in another country gives you some kind of privilege, I’m fascinated by way some progs hate America but still want American privilege.

        And, I can’t wait for all my prog friends who thought Trump should be tried for treason for talking to Putin to demand these Dems get arrested.

      • Evan from Evansville

        “I’m fascinated by way some progs hate America but still want American privilege.”

        They crave their m̵o̵r̵a̵l̵ national superiority. And wealth privilege. They’re childish cunts. (No, not “counts,” autocork.)
        They’re useful little Bolsheviks.

      • juris imprudent

        They’re useful little Bolsheviks.

        The proper term of art is useless eater. You want to play the part of revolutionary, I’ll give it to you in full.

  8. The Late P Brooks

    Internet users have been split over Chipotle’s entry into Mexico.

    “Bold move selling Mexico a corporate version of Mexico,” a commenter on X said.

    Zing.

    • Not Adahn

      Mission style burritos are American.

      As are the giant flour tortillas used to make them.

    • Rat on a train

      It’s a scheme to boost Chipotlaway sales.

      • mexican sharpshooter

        Boo!

    • The Other Kevin

      That dog’s eyes say “I’m freakin out man!”

    • juris imprudent

      My dogs appear to have eaten a groundhog. They presented with the head and one foreleg as a trophy and I’ll be damned if I can find the remains.

  9. The Late P Brooks

    What’s Mexican for “standing”?

  10. The Late P Brooks

    What language do Mexicans speak, anyway?

    Mexspanol?

  11. R C Dean

    OMGYHGTBSMWTFO

    We used to be a serious country.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      Hey now. I did not come up with that alt-text, I’m just repeating it.

      • R C Dean

        My comment was directed at the story itself, not the acronym.

  12. Ted S.

    That would have been 30 red cards on Balogun, but he’s not a star like Lamine Yamal.

  13. Fourscore

    “A report from earlier this year by ProPublica identified 70 children across the US who had been harmed by teargas or pepper spray”

    There is an easy solution.

    Does peaceful demonstration include pushing/shoving by the protestors? FAFO

    • RAHeinlein

      Stop taking children to protests. Teenagers showing-up on their own aren’t “children”

  14. DEG

    The match between England and Mexico in the round of 16 has become the most-watched World Cup game not involving the U.S. broadcast in English in the country’s history, according to Fox.

    ALIENZ! YOU BETTER CHOKE ME OUT! ALIENZ! “She told me she’d let me have sex with her if she could put make up on me.” NASA is the real government. Interdimensional beings.

    /flashbacks to watching Jones on Rogan back in 2019

    • mexican sharpshooter

      It was glorious.

  15. The Late P Brooks

    Payday!

    “Three years ago, a unanimous nine-person jury found President Trump liable for sexually assaulting and defaming E. Jean Carroll,” Carroll’s attorney Roberta Kaplan said in a statement to NPR. “Today, we are pleased to report that she has received the damages payment the jury awarded her as a result of that verdict.”

    Party down. Put it all on red.

    • rhywun

      I still don’t understand how that works.

      How can you be “liable” for something that cannot even be proved to have happened?

      • Rat on a train

        The same way a state judge can declare you guilty of a federal crime.

      • The Other Kevin

        The standard of proof is different, just like OJ’s trial.

      • rhywun

        “Say so” is not any kind of proof in my book but IANAL

      • Pat

        The standard of proof is different, just like OJ’s trial.

        Preponderance of the evidence should require at least one piece of evidence.

  16. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Bridge protests again

    Two bridge captains with the New Hampshire Bridge Brigade for Democracy were given court summons under RSA 236:88 “Advertising Devices Within Highway Rights-of-Way” at Exit 6 in Nashua by Nashua Police on Friday, July 10.

    The day that group did their little protest I was coming home from the gym. Folks on the highway were slowing down at that bridge. Urgh.

  17. The Late P Brooks

    In a 2019 memoir, Carroll accused Trump of sexually assaulting her in the dressing room of a Manhattan department store in 1996. After she leveled that charge, Trump denied the claim, said he’d never met Carroll, and described her as a liar motivated by ulterior goals. Carroll then filed a lawsuit against Trump accusing him of defamation.

    What was that about being a serious country?

    • bacon-magic

      I’m still disgusted by this.

      • Evan from Evansville

        And no one gives a shit. (<– Normies.) Why? Cuz Old Media refuses to. And no one cares about that, neither. That is what infuriates me most. It's mostly why I'm an optimistic Black Pill dude. (Big Event needed to change anything, now.)

        Their religion tamps the anger they'd normally feel. Being lied to so hard that they sent a walking corpse to debate Trump? ("Oh, but Trump's so evil they had to!" "Uh… that's the best they could do?!?!")

  18. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: NH ranks last in percentage of education funding by the state. I think the percentage is too high.

    According to a nonpartisan research group, overall state revenue to New Hampshire schools over the past 15 years has been declining when adjusted for inflation, beginning with a shift of teacher retirement costs onto local taxpayers.

    Inflation is now driving higher costs, so communities and their schools are feeling the pain.

    “It just keeps going up and up and up and up and up and up and up, and the school population is not going up and up and up and up and up and up,” said Joleen Worden of the Bedford Taxpayers Association.

    NH Democrats are pushing the narrative that the state “downshifting costs” is driving higher property taxes. State aid to local schools has increased, though, yes, if you adjust for inflation the aid has decreased. On the other hand, local schools keep spending more and more money.

    • Pat

      “Politicians concerned state money is being spent efficiently.”

  19. DEG

    TOO LOCAL NEWS: Trump makes endorsement in NH-01 race

    President Donald Trump endorsed businessman and longtime GOP donor Anthony DiLorenzo in the NH-01 GOP primary on Monday.

    “It is my Great Honor to endorse America First Patriot, Anthony DiLorenzo, who is running to represent the fantastic people of New Hampshire’s 1st Congressional District!” the president posted on his social media.

    “Anthony DiLorenzo has my Complete and Total Endorsement to be the next Representative from New Hampshire’s 1st Congressional District — HE WILL NEVER LET YOU DOWN!”

    I think if DiLorenzo wins the primary, he loses the general.

  20. Gender Traitor

    Argentina court recognizes two goldfish as sentient beings with rights

    Goldfish #1 to Goldfish #2: “If there’s no God, who changes the water?”

    • Rat on a train

      With rights comes responsibilities. Have you paid your taxes?

  21. JaimeRoberto feckful & gruntled

    I can only assume that Chipotle will be for visiting gringos who are too scared to try the local restaurants.

    • mexican sharpshooter

      But Chipotle is already a great place to get food poisoning?

  22. Grummun

    OMGYHGTBSMWTFO

    I’m proud of myself for doping out the acronym before I noticed the explanation.

    • Pat

      To be fair, Larry David’s a petty leftist cunt who likely would have done the same on his own initiative.

  23. Sean

    Goddamn Canadians, keep your wild fire smoke on your side of the border.

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