The Artist Formerly Known as Lackadaisical
on July 30, 2026 at 6:11 am
Wannafud can play Helen!
Brochettaward
on July 29, 2026 at 7:26 pm
I was doing some rough math on how large the black pop would be without abortion. Saw some estimate that put the total pop increase from all abortions over 50 years (60 million abortions or so) at just 20 million.
That seems rather low to me. And I stumbled upon a little debate where the pro-“choice” crowd lowballs it of course and the pro-life side says yea fuck no it’d be much higher. I tend to lean to the latter. Death rates and then continued breeding from the children born who would be old enough to have grandchildren now.
My real rough math says 25-30 million just for the AA population growth. Which seems conservative and would be enough to tilt nearly every election, and even more so if it discouraged pro-immigration policies which have served to reduce the population share of black Americans.
I get that there’s a lot of factors at play. But some 16-19 million black women have had abortions. Just a50-50 split would give you 8 million or more black women in the general pop who have 1.64 births even without abortion dragging the number down. My number above was just one generation coming of age and reproducing. Death rates, miscarriages and things of that nature would have to be weighed.
But 20 million in all of the US for 60 million abortions seems like some fuckery one way or the other. They cited outward migration as a lowering factor. Like what the fuck…
The Poop Knife needs to be a more common horror trope. It really seals the deal. Fetid infection along with a stab wound, but the degradation is the selling point. It’s like stabbing an Islamy with a dog.
Ya see, there are different flavors of poop knives. I was thinking ya’d use it to kill the ‘hero’s’ loved one, then secretly decorate a cake with it and feed it to the protagonist. All fancy and sparkly-like. That’d be fun to do w Fauci and an AIDS patient he ‘cares’ about. Or whatever we can muster. Fuck that gnome with the poop knife, too. That’ll learn ‘im.
J. Frank Parnell
on July 29, 2026 at 8:31 pm
Ya see, there are different flavors of poop knives.
Indeed. I was forced to endure top forty pop country all day at work(It was absolutely terrible. Hell, over half of it wasn’t even really country, by my metric). This AI song by CPRM is better and more “Country” than 95% of the slop I heard today:
Yeah, that peach popped up after the first track you linked. Not my style in more ways than one but recognizably competent.
Trigger Hippie
on July 29, 2026 at 10:07 pm
Oh, don’t get me wrong, I like some country but most of my favorites were pre…1990, at the latest. Just pointing out of soulless and formulaic modern Country is(Oh, he or she said the buzzwords! Pickup truck, sweet tea, beer, whiskey, dirt road, the love of a strong country woman…who wears sundresses and blue jeans! I clapped! This is a Country song now! Nevermind the techno/Hip-hop/Rock and Roll garbled mash forced together in the background!). Fuck, about ten percent of it was straight up Rap with a Southern accent. Ridiculous.
rhywun
on July 29, 2026 at 10:11 pm
My iTunes country genre is limited to Jonny Cash, Old Crow Medicine Show, Turnpike Troubadours and one or two others you lot have posted.
basically, good stuff
Trigger Hippie
on July 29, 2026 at 10:19 pm
A band I’d recommend from about 15 years ago or so I actually like:
Here’s a new one from SiL’s bestie, one of many many ‘slogans’ she’s put on her FB work post. Pic of her bein’ chubby and proud:
“things about me that’ll make you follow or unfollow:
” never ever voted for donald ra(c)(p)ist trump vibes are whimsy & rage transwomen are women unapologetically chubby
says “fuck” α lot aquarius passionate ally for the LGBTQ+ community (and I’m bi) immigrants deserve safety and dignity mouthy feminist have watched 137 movies this year ‘likely to chat up strangers at the grocery'”
<– Bullshit on that last one, especially. (And on her suddenly 'becoming bi' and every other meaningless thing on there. She and her husband have an IV kid. (She's real fat, he's a marathon runner. okay.) They go on vacation every year and every year they go to Disney Land or World. Like five years in a row, or something. It's 'their Thing,' my bro says. (He's also the best friend of the husband who's married to the fatty who's best friends with my SiL. A fucking foursome of a bubble. (yuck. SiL's hot, though. None too bright, frankly.))
I get the spirit of what the moron is saying there, but if that’s what they typed it makes no real sense. Basically they’re the NPC who supports current thing.
Nailed it. The NPC meme is just too damn accurate. They’re religious zealous who’ve no clue what they’re actually talking about, but are absolutely sure to say (and vote for) the things that sound the most snuggly wuggly comfiest.
Good times lead to weak people. That affluent fatass whitey things everything is dreadful because she must. Her clergy told her to, so she does. They’d cheer the public burnings of apostates and heretics without question, only carrying the finest organic, sustainable and eco-friendly potluck dish they can muster. (Their tithing shows their worth to the others!)
rhywun
on July 29, 2026 at 9:47 pm
It’s a way to earn social credit. I’ve been there but I like to think I successfully put a stop to that weakness eventually. Until then I was a spineless puddle of whiny pathetic slop a lot of the time.
That never sounded right to me, but regardless there’s no mechanism to force answers or responses to Congress unless they invoke them which they weren’t going to do.
The GOP is toothless and playing theater just the same as Fauci was today.
The threat of perjury gives enough of a pretext for him to do what he did no matter how unlikely it is that the GOP would have held him responsible for lying to Congress yet again. He’s done it every time he was before them and it’s provable and there were no repercussions. Trump regime has made some pretty futile and ridiculous efforts to go after political enemies who I feel definitely deserved it for their own lawfare. Even if they did it with Fauci, I’m sure they’d fuck it off.
TLDNR version – there’s no judge in the Senate to rule on this and force him to answer and they’re too gutless to hold him accountable even if he could be.
rhywun
on July 29, 2026 at 9:52 pm
Supposedly he’s risking one year in jail for contempt.
Even if Rand Paul was serious about the endeavor and didn’t know how it’d play out, the party as a whole doesn’t give a fuck about this and would rather just not go back to Covid era narratives to begin with. There will never be a reckoning for those responsible for any aspect of it.
Brochettaward
on July 29, 2026 at 9:23 pm
So just had an incident. Was taking dog on long walk. He is very responsive to people nearby or coming by on the sidewalk. I always move over into the grass to people pass. No issue any other time. I move, control dog, all is fine.
Some little punk teenagers (one mixed race black, the other two looked to be white but who knows – it was dark) were driving up behind us yelling hey real loud. I assume that these little shits are just letting me know they’re coming. No big deal. Move into the grass like always. Only they continue to yell after I’m well into the grass. And keep yelling because they were still pretty far away before they started it.
The dog is getting worked up. It’s already not fun to restrain him. Not that I can’t, but you know this is now getting him needlessly worked up because he doesn’t know what to make of this crap. To him it’s coming off as threatening. So my response? I yelled at them to shut the fuck up and pointed out that they were getting him worked up.
Being punks, they of course weren’t going to just let that be the end of it. They circled around running their mouths. The mixed race one talks about shooting the dog while the other two dweebs parrot what he’s saying like little cuck clowns. They go up a head like 50 feet let’s say and get off their bikes. There’s an intersection between us to an outlet road.
Some more yelling. Call the little shit a tween running his mouth after he talks about kicking my ass. There’s no real threat from these little fucks in a fist fight. Not that I’m looking for altercations with anyone let alone teenagers. I stopped and they proceeded to shout more threats and dumb shit.
They started throwing rocks. One almost hit the dog. At this point my anger boiled over and said the dreaded word that shall not be said. I have never actually directed it at anyone before but when they start throwing rocks at my dog in the dark when they’re completely in the wrong? No fucking regrets about it. I’d have said anything in the moment in anger there and they’d have that and worse coming to them. Another few seconds of this and I said you know what fuck it and started moving towards them telling them they were getting what they wanted. they started recording at some point. Don’t really give a fuck. They proceeded to cut tail and run yelling saying various things as they did so.
Maybe I can start a GoFundMe if they’re dumb enough to try and make a story of it or post online.
Like I typically don’t yell or respond to morons when not at work. I go out of my way to avoid people all day everyday. Just walking the dog and you can’t avoid the trash of the world.
Sickening display of fealty from some TMZ hack to Fauci. Have to signal the anti-Trumpness! And I’m sure he was voicing his displeasure with those Covid policies at the time and not just in hindsight as people have quietly accepted it was all bullshit but we just need to move on and forget that half the country or more turned on the other part of it and fucked up a generation of youths there.
He bungled the handling of AIDS and more people died than needed to. So two pandemics, which is kind of his time to shine, and he mismanaged both. What an amazing guy! So humble to with that whole “I am the science!” remark. Nothing arrogant about that.
Guy is a self-serving piece of shit who loved mugging for the cameras. He deserves prison. He was one of the highest compensated government employees and made a shit ton of money on the side from pharmaceutical companies. He’s currently earning millions in retirement. You know, like all those selfless public servants out there.
He has lied repeatedly.
Regardless, incompetence is a pretty poor excuse. Crazy notion, but the people who rise up the ranks and hold power in society have a corresponding responsibility to actually perform when the time comes. So even if you want to try and convince yourselves that there was nothing political going on with his handling of Covid which is laughable, that he had nothing to do with the origin of the virus, that he didn’t go out of his way to suppress speech that was critical of him and his policies or any number of other things that clearly were malicious, incompetence is not an excuse. The man would just be an abject failure and in a society that actually valued things like honor and duty or anything resembling them he’d never show his face publicly again at a minimum.
OT fun… today I pulled a few treasured favorite books out of some storage bins I retrieved yesterday after several years. They all thoroughly reek of tobacco smoke, and some of them are still covered in a sheen of brown gunk.
The news lamenting about Fauci diaries — dude wrote them on a GFE laptop and on the network. Its public record. I agree to it everyday when I log in. Hell, just got done with what is and isn’t a public record training earlier today. His diary is such. Go fuck a porcupine, media figures.
Within the last year the company that founded it, whose owner had ties to the CIA strangely enough (along with Google), sold the entire game despite it remaining profitable to go all in on the AI. The guy had a long history of attempting to develop mapping technology for AI. Kind of the founder of Google Maps before he sold the tech to Google.
The owner had no interest in Pokemon. Little interest in gaming. He launched Pokemon Go without the Pokemon years prior and it failed to find much more than a weird little niche. Combined with the Pokemon IP at the perfect time in history, it became a cash cow with hundreds of millions of players worldwide and it created the largest or at least one of the largest databases of real world photos from everywhere. Real world data on everything he’d need to feed into AI. Every image upload included precise GPS coordinates, camera angles, motion data, and changing lighting or weather details.
The public story is he did this just to go in on robot delivery services or some such nonsense. I’m not saying there isn’t money to be made there or it won’t be one of the more successful applications of AI as it becomes more practically used. But this is a whole lot of time and effort to spend just to have a robot deliver you a pizza. Definitely feels like there’s more beneath the surface there.
At the time foreign governments such as Russia firmly believed it was an intelligence asset of the US government. Who knows what evidence they could have had that they didn’t disclose.
PLATTEKILL, N.Y. — A Shawangunk man faces multiple felony charges after police say he provided false information in an attempt to buy a long gun, according to State Police.
Police said Tuesday, July 28, that an investigation revealed that Kyle Profiro, 35, of Wallkill, entered a gun store in the Clintondale hamlet and attempted to provide false information on a government form in an effort to purchase a long gun.
Police said Profiro was arrested at 11:28 a.m. July 24, in Lloyd and charged with falsifying business records, criminal possession of a weapon (previous conviction) and criminal purchase or disposal of a weapon by an ineligible purchaser, all felonies.
Applying to buy a gun would be like applying to buy a laser printer.
So far, so good! I have to lug my printer back to work today – I brought it home knowing I’d be working remotely on Monday, but then I didn’t want to have to move it from my car into the loaner while my car was in for service, and I ended up not working yesterday. Back it goes today.
I could stand for the rest of the week to be nice and quiet. How are you?
“A sorrow shared is halved; a joy shared is doubled”.
Just putting it out into the aether and this community I see as ersatz friends. No walls of text.
(((Jarflax
on July 30, 2026 at 6:57 am
Hey, we aren’t ersatz. We are figments of UCS’s depraved imagination. (ok that’s not true, we are actually all actors hired to drive UCS insane by The Director, but don’t let on)
Timely! Bravo! And I’d forgotten about The Hat’s march through history. Makes his opinion of the movie unimpeachable, I’d say!
Mister CPRM sir, I believe you should do your own version of the Odyssey using The Hat and Hair.
Wannafud can play Helen!
I was doing some rough math on how large the black pop would be without abortion. Saw some estimate that put the total pop increase from all abortions over 50 years (60 million abortions or so) at just 20 million.
That seems rather low to me. And I stumbled upon a little debate where the pro-“choice” crowd lowballs it of course and the pro-life side says yea fuck no it’d be much higher. I tend to lean to the latter. Death rates and then continued breeding from the children born who would be old enough to have grandchildren now.
My real rough math says 25-30 million just for the AA population growth. Which seems conservative and would be enough to tilt nearly every election, and even more so if it discouraged pro-immigration policies which have served to reduce the population share of black Americans.
I get that there’s a lot of factors at play. But some 16-19 million black women have had abortions. Just a50-50 split would give you 8 million or more black women in the general pop who have 1.64 births even without abortion dragging the number down. My number above was just one generation coming of age and reproducing. Death rates, miscarriages and things of that nature would have to be weighed.
But 20 million in all of the US for 60 million abortions seems like some fuckery one way or the other. They cited outward migration as a lowering factor. Like what the fuck…
The Poop Knife needs to be a more common horror trope. It really seals the deal. Fetid infection along with a stab wound, but the degradation is the selling point. It’s like stabbing an Islamy with a dog.
It’s for breaking up the really tough poops.
Ya see, there are different flavors of poop knives. I was thinking ya’d use it to kill the ‘hero’s’ loved one, then secretly decorate a cake with it and feed it to the protagonist. All fancy and sparkly-like. That’d be fun to do w Fauci and an AIDS patient he ‘cares’ about. Or whatever we can muster. Fuck that gnome with the poop knife, too. That’ll learn ‘im.
Umm… I don’t think you’re supposed to taste them…
Poop knife? THIS IS A POOP KNIFE!
Wonderful. All that gold in Donald’s shitter was practically blinding me.
Weirdly, Youtube auto-nexted me to a webcam in some town in Colorado I’ve never heard of.
I like the breaking of the fourth wall and how Elon’s hat floats inside the mirror.
It looks like CPRM has been making some AI music:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=gJB0iCWhEVU
My favorite so far.
Cool! Makes me want to get up and pogo around the room…but I have a stubborn cat on my lap. 🙄😾
lol That’s as catchy as anything else out there. Real music perpetrator types must be shitting bricks.
Sometimes Steve goes by Steven.
Indeed. I was forced to endure top forty pop country all day at work(It was absolutely terrible. Hell, over half of it wasn’t even really country, by my metric). This AI song by CPRM is better and more “Country” than 95% of the slop I heard today:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=yusrdwPE4xQ
Yeah, that peach popped up after the first track you linked. Not my style in more ways than one but recognizably competent.
Oh, don’t get me wrong, I like some country but most of my favorites were pre…1990, at the latest. Just pointing out of soulless and formulaic modern Country is(Oh, he or she said the buzzwords! Pickup truck, sweet tea, beer, whiskey, dirt road, the love of a strong country woman…who wears sundresses and blue jeans! I clapped! This is a Country song now! Nevermind the techno/Hip-hop/Rock and Roll garbled mash forced together in the background!). Fuck, about ten percent of it was straight up Rap with a Southern accent. Ridiculous.
My iTunes country genre is limited to Jonny Cash, Old Crow Medicine Show, Turnpike Troubadours and one or two others you lot have posted.
basically, good stuff
A band I’d recommend from about 15 years ago or so I actually like:
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=S-znw35eCkg&pp=ygUrYWdub3N0aWMgbW91bnRhaW4gZ29zcGVsIGNob2lyIGdvIGJhY2sgaG9tZQ%3D%3D
My ears were expecting STEVE to rhyme something else with “truck” but I should have realized that he would never actually say it…
“Cluck”?
Cluck?
Sheeeit, if it’s gonna be that kinda party…
Here’s a new one from SiL’s bestie, one of many many ‘slogans’ she’s put on her FB work post. Pic of her bein’ chubby and proud:
“things about me that’ll make you follow or unfollow:
” never ever voted for donald ra(c)(p)ist trump vibes are whimsy & rage transwomen are women unapologetically chubby
says “fuck” α lot aquarius passionate ally for the LGBTQ+ community (and I’m bi) immigrants deserve safety and dignity mouthy feminist have watched 137 movies this year ‘likely to chat up strangers at the grocery'”
<– Bullshit on that last one, especially. (And on her suddenly 'becoming bi' and every other meaningless thing on there. She and her husband have an IV kid. (She's real fat, he's a marathon runner. okay.) They go on vacation every year and every year they go to Disney Land or World. Like five years in a row, or something. It's 'their Thing,' my bro says. (He's also the best friend of the husband who's married to the fatty who's best friends with my SiL. A fucking foursome of a bubble. (yuck. SiL's hot, though. None too bright, frankly.))
It’s hard to believe that person is married let alone over the age of twelve or so.
I was unsuccessful spacing that out. I’ll live.
I get the spirit of what the moron is saying there, but if that’s what they typed it makes no real sense. Basically they’re the NPC who supports current thing.
Nailed it. The NPC meme is just too damn accurate. They’re religious zealous who’ve no clue what they’re actually talking about, but are absolutely sure to say (and vote for) the things that sound the most snuggly wuggly comfiest.
Good times lead to weak people. That affluent fatass whitey things everything is dreadful because she must. Her clergy told her to, so she does. They’d cheer the public burnings of apostates and heretics without question, only carrying the finest organic, sustainable and eco-friendly potluck dish they can muster. (Their tithing shows their worth to the others!)
It’s a way to earn social credit. I’ve been there but I like to think I successfully put a stop to that weakness eventually. Until then I was a spineless puddle of whiny pathetic slop a lot of the time.
Here is a tidbit I was not aware of.
I thought the pardon meant he couldn’t take the Fifth? (FYTW, I know.)
That never sounded right to me, but regardless there’s no mechanism to force answers or responses to Congress unless they invoke them which they weren’t going to do.
The GOP is toothless and playing theater just the same as Fauci was today.
The threat of perjury gives enough of a pretext for him to do what he did no matter how unlikely it is that the GOP would have held him responsible for lying to Congress yet again. He’s done it every time he was before them and it’s provable and there were no repercussions. Trump regime has made some pretty futile and ridiculous efforts to go after political enemies who I feel definitely deserved it for their own lawfare. Even if they did it with Fauci, I’m sure they’d fuck it off.
TLDNR version – there’s no judge in the Senate to rule on this and force him to answer and they’re too gutless to hold him accountable even if he could be.
Supposedly he’s risking one year in jail for contempt.
Won’t happen, obviously.
Zero chance of contempt or perjury.
Even if Rand Paul was serious about the endeavor and didn’t know how it’d play out, the party as a whole doesn’t give a fuck about this and would rather just not go back to Covid era narratives to begin with. There will never be a reckoning for those responsible for any aspect of it.
So just had an incident. Was taking dog on long walk. He is very responsive to people nearby or coming by on the sidewalk. I always move over into the grass to people pass. No issue any other time. I move, control dog, all is fine.
Some little punk teenagers (one mixed race black, the other two looked to be white but who knows – it was dark) were driving up behind us yelling hey real loud. I assume that these little shits are just letting me know they’re coming. No big deal. Move into the grass like always. Only they continue to yell after I’m well into the grass. And keep yelling because they were still pretty far away before they started it.
The dog is getting worked up. It’s already not fun to restrain him. Not that I can’t, but you know this is now getting him needlessly worked up because he doesn’t know what to make of this crap. To him it’s coming off as threatening. So my response? I yelled at them to shut the fuck up and pointed out that they were getting him worked up.
Being punks, they of course weren’t going to just let that be the end of it. They circled around running their mouths. The mixed race one talks about shooting the dog while the other two dweebs parrot what he’s saying like little cuck clowns. They go up a head like 50 feet let’s say and get off their bikes. There’s an intersection between us to an outlet road.
Some more yelling. Call the little shit a tween running his mouth after he talks about kicking my ass. There’s no real threat from these little fucks in a fist fight. Not that I’m looking for altercations with anyone let alone teenagers. I stopped and they proceeded to shout more threats and dumb shit.
They started throwing rocks. One almost hit the dog. At this point my anger boiled over and said the dreaded word that shall not be said. I have never actually directed it at anyone before but when they start throwing rocks at my dog in the dark when they’re completely in the wrong? No fucking regrets about it. I’d have said anything in the moment in anger there and they’d have that and worse coming to them. Another few seconds of this and I said you know what fuck it and started moving towards them telling them they were getting what they wanted. they started recording at some point. Don’t really give a fuck. They proceeded to cut tail and run yelling saying various things as they did so.
Maybe I can start a GoFundMe if they’re dumb enough to try and make a story of it or post online.
Like I typically don’t yell or respond to morons when not at work. I go out of my way to avoid people all day everyday. Just walking the dog and you can’t avoid the trash of the world.
Not only that, but I know what my dog can do to a grown man. I’ve seen it. It’s not pretty. Holding him back during all of this shit.
Sickening display of fealty from some TMZ hack to Fauci. Have to signal the anti-Trumpness! And I’m sure he was voicing his displeasure with those Covid policies at the time and not just in hindsight as people have quietly accepted it was all bullshit but we just need to move on and forget that half the country or more turned on the other part of it and fucked up a generation of youths there.
He bungled the handling of AIDS and more people died than needed to. So two pandemics, which is kind of his time to shine, and he mismanaged both. What an amazing guy! So humble to with that whole “I am the science!” remark. Nothing arrogant about that.
Guy is a self-serving piece of shit who loved mugging for the cameras. He deserves prison. He was one of the highest compensated government employees and made a shit ton of money on the side from pharmaceutical companies. He’s currently earning millions in retirement. You know, like all those selfless public servants out there.
He has lied repeatedly.
Regardless, incompetence is a pretty poor excuse. Crazy notion, but the people who rise up the ranks and hold power in society have a corresponding responsibility to actually perform when the time comes. So even if you want to try and convince yourselves that there was nothing political going on with his handling of Covid which is laughable, that he had nothing to do with the origin of the virus, that he didn’t go out of his way to suppress speech that was critical of him and his policies or any number of other things that clearly were malicious, incompetence is not an excuse. The man would just be an abject failure and in a society that actually valued things like honor and duty or anything resembling them he’d never show his face publicly again at a minimum.
lol TMZ? Game knows game.
OT fun… today I pulled a few treasured favorite books out of some storage bins I retrieved yesterday after several years. They all thoroughly reek of tobacco smoke, and some of them are still covered in a sheen of brown gunk.
It’s gross but I still want a cigarette now.
Way back in time, as a smoker, I never smoked in my living space.
That reminds me…(sips tonight’s last beer, hits bowl, saunters into the garage for a smoke)
*fist bump from bunk*
Poop. Knife.
“Oh it was gorgeousness and gorgeosity made flesh…”
word of the day:
perruquier: noun A maker of perukes or wigs.
STEVE SMITH HAVE PERRUQUIER. HIM SOMETIME WEAR DISGUISE WHEN BONK HIKING HOOMAN WITH ROCK.
The news lamenting about Fauci diaries — dude wrote them on a GFE laptop and on the network. Its public record. I agree to it everyday when I log in. Hell, just got done with what is and isn’t a public record training earlier today. His diary is such. Go fuck a porcupine, media figures.
Trump admin needs to sue and claim all proceeds. Donate it to some charity to save beagles from Fauci.
I’ve mentioned it earlier and I know this isn’t necessarily the demographic to care about it in itself, but Pokemon Go was potentially or even probably a CIA scheme.
Within the last year the company that founded it, whose owner had ties to the CIA strangely enough (along with Google), sold the entire game despite it remaining profitable to go all in on the AI. The guy had a long history of attempting to develop mapping technology for AI. Kind of the founder of Google Maps before he sold the tech to Google.
The owner had no interest in Pokemon. Little interest in gaming. He launched Pokemon Go without the Pokemon years prior and it failed to find much more than a weird little niche. Combined with the Pokemon IP at the perfect time in history, it became a cash cow with hundreds of millions of players worldwide and it created the largest or at least one of the largest databases of real world photos from everywhere. Real world data on everything he’d need to feed into AI. Every image upload included precise GPS coordinates, camera angles, motion data, and changing lighting or weather details.
The public story is he did this just to go in on robot delivery services or some such nonsense. I’m not saying there isn’t money to be made there or it won’t be one of the more successful applications of AI as it becomes more practically used. But this is a whole lot of time and effort to spend just to have a robot deliver you a pizza. Definitely feels like there’s more beneath the surface there.
At the time foreign governments such as Russia firmly believed it was an intelligence asset of the US government. Who knows what evidence they could have had that they didn’t disclose.
Fuck NYS, Part the Umpteenth
Shawangunk man faces charges over fake info on gun application
Applying to buy a gun would be like applying to buy a laser printer.
Our glorious electric future
Good morning, Ted’S.!
Okay, was it a lithium ion charger or “A malfunctioning lithium-ion battery powered device” that caused the fire?
Morning everybody!
🤓🌤️☕️
Supposedly there’s a place with sugar free cheesecake down the road. I’m gonna have to investigate that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPGepgWupTw
🎶🎶
Good morning, Sean!
Beware the warty cheesecake!
Morning, Glibs.
Good morning, U!
How goes things?
So far, so good! I have to lug my printer back to work today – I brought it home knowing I’d be working remotely on Monday, but then I didn’t want to have to move it from my car into the loaner while my car was in for service, and I ended up not working yesterday. Back it goes today.
I could stand for the rest of the week to be nice and quiet. How are you?
You got a license for that printer?
I’m in a sour mood and don’t want to deal with most people I’m going to run in to today.
Now I have this mental image of GT trying to fit one of the room-sized Xeroxes from the print shop into her car.
GT has Guttenberg on a leash.
I think I’d need a bungee for that.
Too many jokes…
Whiskey for breakfast
This breakup with Jugsy isnt going so well.
———-nothing follows—————–
Please cut down on the whiskey portions.
You will miss your liver too
My poor liver is so fat and black it could have starred in “Precious”.
Neil understands
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KN0y3x9Yj58
“Sometimes it’s Heaven, sometimes it’s Hell” some philosopher once said
Oh Christ…Neil Sedaka
Thats worthy of a Tedses’s link
At least you’re not constantly flooding the comments like TOG.
“A sorrow shared is halved; a joy shared is doubled”.
Just putting it out into the aether and this community I see as ersatz friends. No walls of text.
Hey, we aren’t ersatz. We are figments of UCS’s depraved imagination. (ok that’s not true, we are actually all actors hired to drive UCS insane by The Director, but don’t let on)
Ersatz means “substitute”, not “artificial”.
Sorry to hear it.
Sorry, broseph.
Nothing but time will help with those blues. Stay safe in the interim.
Morning, Folks,
A doe/fawn combo just walked through the yard, a great day is under way.
Coffee is finished, (first cup) and time to start all over again.
I did food for the cats, a lunch for my daughter to take to the zoo, and I had my boiled egg and coffee. Another day, another dollar.
I had a two-egg omelette with ham, cheese, and spinach.
Deer ate my wife’s hostas.