Sunday Morning Bear With Me Links

by | Aug 30, 2026 | Daily Links | 178 comments

I always seem to come to popular things well after they’re done. Maybe their popularity is what puts me off, then when I finally get to them, it’s, “Oh fuck, this really IS good.” Angine de Poitrine, Breaking Bad, The Wire… anyway, Prime and Spud both urged me to give The Bear a try. My excuse was that I didn’t get that network; my real reasons were the popularity and that I’m spending 2/3 of my life in a kitchen these days. Well, Prime won and we’ve been doing a weekly binge watch at her place (where she does get that network). And while it’s no Breaking Bad or The Wire, it’s actually pretty good, and sipping wine on the couch while it plays is a fine way to spend an evening. I asked Prime if she’d rather be alone in the forest with a bear or a man. That got me glared at.

Birthdays will not make you glare, including that of a guy whose name sounds like a grinning Negro character from a 1910 novel; a woman who anticipated Mel Brooks; one of my spiritual fathers; another one of my spiritual fathers; Team Blue’s spiritual father; a guy whose best movie role was a sneaky coward bad guy; one of the heads not in SugarFree’s freezer; one of the greatest artists of the 20th century, and a weird guy even by weird guy standards; a lionized writer who at her best was shallow and trite; easily the best-looking woman of the 1960s; and a living example of why you never want to get plastic surgery.

And here’s a living example of why you don’t want to show up in Links. Several, actually.

They may be inbred, but they’re not stupid.

The “election-deniers” are already cuing it up.

Whiny seal-fuckers are whiny.

“I didn’t mean to say that part out loud.”

Who says the Left is comprised of humorless twats? Oh… I guess they are.

They ARE planning to kill us.

Or enslave us.

We need a complete shutdown of women until we figure out what’s going on.

The article doesn’t seem to engage the downside of this exercise of government power. Remember that the next time this site is throwing 403s.

There’s a lot to unpack here.

This is a band Prime and I saw last year and loved. Tight harmonies, fine picking, just… lovely.

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Old Man With Candy

Old Man With Candy

Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me. Wait, wrong book, I'll find something else.

178 Comments

  1. Common Tater

    Aren’t bears men?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Does Tonio go back in the closet?

      Next week, on Soap…

      • (((Jarflax

        Is there a bear in that closet?

    • Old Man With Candy

      They are Devo.

  2. Common Tater

    You should see the rest of Robert Crumb’s family.

    • Tonio

      Yeah, the Crumb biopic was sad and slightly disturbing, but explained so much.

  3. Ted S.

    Who says the Left is comprised of humorless twats? Oh… I guess they are.

    I never got why people found Borat to be anything but a boor.

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      With you on this, tEDs.

      • Sensei

        +1

    • (((Jarflax

      The circuits that produce humor and the circuits that produce sympathetic embarrassment are related, Cohen plays on that relationship.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And this is why so many find cringe to be funny, not realizing that it is the weekest form of humor.

    • Old Man With Candy

      Ali G got there first and was, IMO, quite a bit better.

      • Common Tater

        The TV show stuff was funny, but the movie was bad.

      • PieInTheSky

        Ali g was never funny and did not age well.

      • rhywun

        Amusing in small doses a couple decades ago. I don’t think I have any interest in it again and not because I am humorless.

        But yeah… you would have to have been living under a rock for the last two decades to not have expected this exact reaction from today’s cultural gatekeepers. Sorry, G.

      • Threedoor

        Cohen is int funny in general.

        He’s like a liberty mutual commercial. There is an audience for him but I’ve never met one of them.

    • Homple

      The Borat movie was just nasty, not funny. I guess the people he suckered into being mocked were too nice to beat the shyte our of him after seeing the film.

  4. Common Tater

    “House Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries (D-N.Y.) called the remarks “dangerous and antisemitic,” while El-Sayed said he has “no plans” to campaign with Piker during the general election.”

    That was only for the primary. He has to try to seem reasonably sane now.

    • rhywun

      For fuck’s sake he has a miles-long trail of comments expressing his Islamic supremacist beliefs, his hatred of the United States, and his fondness for socialist/communist policy.

      Any opponent will have an embarrassment of riches to choose from.

      • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

        And in this corner, the GOP, here to win the title for worst opponent!

      • Chafed

        And yet he has a slight lead in the polls. That suggests to me Team Red is what ZWAK said and that Michigan is turning Islamofascist.

  5. Chipping Pioneer

    The vulnerability occurs when a coding agent with permission to run shell commands

    I found the problem. It’s not the AI. As always, it’s the dumbass humans.

    • Nephilium

      The weakest part of any security implementation. The meat bags using it.

    • rhywun

      That was my thought and I didn’t even RTFA.

  6. PieInTheSky

    Dutch physical chemist – how do you know these obscure nethermen

    • Old Man With Candy

      Prime wonders how I know these obscure Transylvanians.

      • PieInTheSky

        Heres a question: if someone asks you if you think figer lakes riesling in closer to german or australian what do you say?

      • Ted S.

        “No. It’s equidistant.”

      • Old Man With Candy

        Neither. Seriously. Maybe Austrian but with lower alcohol.

  7. PieInTheSky

    Team Blue’s spiritual father – and recently praised by y’alls VP

  8. Gender Traitor

    This is a band Prime and I saw last year and loved.

    You had me at “tight harmonies.” ::cues up their YT page to explore after SXM’s “Vox Choral” is over or gets too operatic::

  9. Common Tater

    “Remember that the next time this site is throwing 403s.”

    We haven’t been designated a terror organization, yet.

    • Rat on a train

      I’m sure Preet would have eventually.

    • rhywun

      At least if we had Soros money to throw around like they do, we might stand a chance.

  10. Tres Cool

    whaddup doh’
    L’chiam !

  11. Ted S.

    a guy whose best movie role was a sneaky coward bad guy

    Walter Neff, or Jeff Sheldrake?

    • ZWAK, doktor of BRAIN SCIENCE!

      Jon Turturro.

  12. PieInTheSky

    Whiny seal-fuckers are whiny.

    Send thei allocation of the good whisky to romania

    • Nephilium

      We can just keep it here, I wouldn’t mind some cheaper whiskey prices.

      • Sean

        Amen.

  13. PieInTheSky

    “I didn’t mean to say that part out loud.”

    You should write on the american jewish group chat that supporting islam may not be the wisest choice.

      • PieInTheSky

        I remember that one. Art.

      • rhywun

        “the signs don’t make a lot of sense”

        Really? The message seems pretty clear to me.

      • PutridMeat

        That so many of the (granted, selected by the author) responses are along the lines of “confusion”, “don’t know what they are trying to say”, “don’t make a lot of sense” speaks volumes about why universal suffrage is a bad idea. People be D-U-M, that spells MOON.

      • rhywun

        Willful ignorance is not just a river in Egypt.

      • Threedoor

        Clear to me.

        It’s OK to marry them at 6 as long as you wait till 9 to breed them.

        Women are for babies, boys are for pleasure.

        You can have four wives and as large of a haram as you can afford.

        You only have to tell her “I divorse you” four times in succession to make it so.

        Her legal witness is worth 1/4 that of a man’s.

        One or all of the above?

      • The Last American Hero

        Surprised nobody’s done a similar thing related to homosexuals.

  14. rhywun

    My excuse was that I didn’t get that network

    I had to look up the show and the network and I still don’t know if I get it.

    I get FX. I do not get Hulu. Do I get “FX on Hulu”? I have no fucking idea but if it costs extra I guess I don’t.

    • Nephilium

      FX is the broadcast television, FX on Hulu is that FX shows will be available on streaming on Hulu the next day. FX and Hulu are both part of the Disney borg.

    • Threedoor

      Breaking Bad.

      Ewww

  15. PieInTheSky

    There’s a lot to unpack here.

    See the plus in lgbtq+ is just like the one in atheism+ is just means insane wokie prog

  16. PieInTheSky

    My mom is upset cause pogacar fell like a bitch. Risk of the biking trade i spose

  17. Tonio

    “We need a complete shutdown of women until we figure out what’s going on.”

    One of my pet peeves is when the MSM describes some random criminal as a “mom” or “dad.” It’s particularly infuriating in cases like this. “Mom” and “dad” are both terms of familial affection; “mother” and “father” are more appropriate because they describe genetic relationship and carry far less emotional baggage.

    • Tres Cool

      “In the same way, morphine-seeky means that you always have this tendency to look for morphine, even if you are not looking for it at the moment. But I prefer both of them to ‘addict,’ because they are adjectives modifying Bobby Shaftoe instead of a noun that obliterates Bobby Shaftoe.”

  18. PieInTheSky

    In local news there was a black flag on a beach meaning no swimming at all. 60 year old man started going into the water. Lifeguard went after him and made him get out. Half an hour later, same thing second time. Then a while later same thing third time. Fellow was very upset at not being allowd to go into the sea. He camm all the way to the sea to take a dip after all. But he managed to get in when the lifeguard was otherwise occupied. Drowned and pronounced dead by the paramedics.

    • The Other Kevin

      I live right by Lake Michigan. That happens all the time. People not familiar with large bodies of water brush off the danger and end up dead.

      • Nephilium

        Same here with Erie and the Cuyahoga.

    • R C Dean

      So, does moron thing, gets moron results?

    • Chafed

      Maybe the lifeguard was genuinely warning him and not being a prick. It’s just a theory.

  19. Common Tater

    “violently racist Islamophobe”

    No idea how she is violently racist, but everyone in West Hollywood should be an Islamophobe.

    • Tonio

      Yeah, I’m still waiting for LGB people to wake up and realize that Islam hates us and wants us dead (gays) or subjugated (lesbians).

      • (((Jarflax

        Now, now, apparently they have softened that position and now offer Gays the option of being forcibly ‘transitioned’ in some cases, so you too can experience the subjugation side of things.

      • Threedoor

        Thell learn when they get their free flying lesson.

      • Threedoor

        It’s 100% cool in Islam to be gay.

        The bottom simply has to be a boy of under ten.

    • rhywun

      “What happened to Weho being inclusive of everyone???”

      Newsflash – “the community” has always hated non-leftists and while their hatred of (((them))) was not so up front I suspect it was always there too. That is one reason I have had nothing to do with “the community” in decades.

  20. rhywun

    “under the shadow of Trump’s Greenland threats”

    Oh, brother. 🙄

    • Ted S.

      The guy on Tagesschau was complaining that Trump was going to use this vote for political purposes, as if the European ruling class isn’t, or wasn’t going to if it had turned out in their favored way.

      • rhywun

        Ugh if anyone is going to be butt-hurt about someone telling the club to piss off it’s a representative of the German MSM.

      • Ted S.

        They had an explainer yesterday on the referendum and somehow found the one fisherman who supported reopening the talks.

    • PutridMeat

      yep, a country couldn’t look at what’s happening in the EU and think, this probably isn’t right for our 400,000 population. We’re better off continuing on our course. Nope. Must be something Trump did. The left really does think that every organization, from countries down to individuals are thralls, helpless children in the grasp of the unmitigated evil of …. the right, religion, climate realists, those opposed to centralization – whatever bogey-man de jour fits the current quest for relevance and power.

      • Trigger Hippie

        Bogey-man de jour would be a great name for an album.

  21. Gender Traitor

    We need a complete shutdown of women until we figure out what’s going on.

    Can an exception be made for childless, postmenopausal women?

    Asking for a friend.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      No. We have to be absolutely sure.

      • Gender Traitor

        😞

      • (((Jarflax

        I suspect if you did lose your vote you’d get slightly less annoying government.

      • Gender Traitor

        I got the impression “complete shutdown” went rather further than that. 😳

      • (((Jarflax

        Oh probably, I was just trying to look on the bright side for you 🙂

    • R C Dean

      You mean, women like Hochul, Hobbs, Whitmer, etc?

    • Threedoor

      Those are the ones in pink supporting his crap.

  22. rhywun

    their behavior managed to upset even Republican Gov. Mark Gordon. … “I don’t like the federal government coming in and taking our votes”

    Something tells me that guy is from the Democrat wing of the Republican Party.

    • rhywun

      “a business has many purposes besides increasing revenue”

      taps out of the retard fight

  23. rhywun

    “I think you need to be in Canada to understand how deep the animosity to the US is”

    LOL no you don’t. I have been hearing for decades.

    • rhywun

      Are they all made in China now?

      • Ted S.

        No; most tennis players are not made in China.

  24. Common Tater

    “Tenant complaints have surged 25% this year compared to last year in New York City, as critics warned socialist Mayor Zohran Mamdani’s twisted war to squeeze landlords — and seize private property — is escalating…..

    The surge comes after the Mamdani administration has repeatedly encouraged “ripped off” tenants to file grievances for the tiniest things. Landlords told The Post that complaints are now being made before even asking them to fix a problem.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/30/us-news/mamdani-sparks-tenant-complaint-crisis-to-squeeze-landlords-and-seize-private-property-critics/

    Is that a basketball television?

    • rhywun

      Tenants are reporting plugged toilets to Big Brother?

      Yeah, that is either unbelievable stupidity or as the article implies maybe they are following the communist’s marching orders in order to get something for nothing. Except… the end result is that the communist is going to steal the private property and kick you out anyway so I am not sure they are thinking this through.

      • Common Tater

        Worse, they are reporting no heat during the Summer.

      • UnCivilServant

        I would not be surprsed if there were a rash of building fires killing dozens of tenants at a time in the near future. Though really, they should target the officials administering the program as well as the masterminds behind it.

      • rhywun

        At least back in the 70s when the Bronx was burning the buildings were empty first.

    • Chafed

      I can feel the rent going down.

  25. rhywun

    Former Lyft Drivers Now Doing Menial Tasks for Their Waymo Overlords

    For an outfit entitled “Futurism” they seem awfully intent in ginning up faux sympathy for outdated job categories and the poor people who were born into the caste that fills them.

  26. Common Tater

    “A Jewish mother who took her 4-year-old son to what she thought would be a family-friendly puppet show in Lower Manhattan earlier this month was horrified when the performance morphed into an Israel-bashing disgrace, she told The Post.

    “The Cardboard Pizza Puppet Circus,” a show created and performed by puppet troupe the Boxcutter Collective that the ensemble describes as “a celebration of” New York City, was featured at this year’s International Puppet Fringe Festival, a multi-day celebration sponsored in part by the New York City Department of Cultural Affairs and New York State Council on the Arts….

    The Boxcutter Collective proved its pro-Palestinian bona fides in the aftermath of the Oct. 7 atrocity against Israel in which 1,200 men, women and children were killed, when it performed in the “Gaza Monologues” in November 2023 – on “The International Day of Solidarity with the Palestinian People” – in response to the “horrific war taking place in Gaza.””

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/nyc-funded-puppet-show-turns-into-israel-bashing-hatefest-came-out-of-nowhere/

    What’s with these assholes and puppets?

  27. Common Tater

    “California is set to force big companies to disclose their historic links to slavery as a new measure passed the state legislature this week….

    The bill, known as Assembly Bill 2599, would require companies with more than $100 million in annual worldwide sales to search their records for evidence that they, their predecessors or subsidiaries bought or sold enslaved people or provided financial support for those transactions, including through insurance or loans.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/california-set-to-force-big-companies-to-disclose-historic-links-to-slavery/

    WTF for?

    • The Other Kevin

      You know what for. There isn’t enough real racism so they have to make it up.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Now expand it to include supply chains. I’ll wait.

      • rhywun

        Or links to China.

    • Ted S.

      Taxation is slavery.
      We pay taxes.
      Therefore we are slaves.

  28. The Other Kevin

    Good morning Glibs! I’m enjoying coffee on the porch and it’s raining lightly. Hopefully today provides more of a much needed recharge. Hope you all have a great day.

  29. Rat on a train

    Did you know sneaky coward bad guy was in a Girls Gone Wild video?

  30. Common Tater

    “The disgusting details, obtained by the California Post through a public records request, emerge as LA Mayor Karen Bass ordered the LAPD this week to stop issuing criminal citations to street vendors who flout the rules.

    The move will give un-permitted food carts free reign across the city, potentially letting the conditions get even worse….

    ““It’s crazy to think that a brick-and-mortar restaurant can be shut down if the employees don’t wash their hands, they leave butter out overnight, their refrigerator runs two degrees warmer than they’re supposed to,” he told the Post.

    “And street food vendors don’t have bathrooms, employees aren’t washing their hands, they don’t have refrigeration — you name it.”

    An estimated 50,000 vendors operate throughout LA, while only 687 active vending permits were recorded as of September 2024. Only 53 of those permits were for food vendors.”

    https://nypost.com/2026/08/29/us-news/disgusting-details-of-10k-la-street-food-vending-complaints-revealed/

    What a shithole.

    • PutridMeat

      Thing is, I’m all for leaving them alone at some level. The fucked up part is, as usual, the asymmetry and the use of regulation as a tool of reward, patronage, and punishment for favored and disfavored groups.

      Which is always the quandary for a libertarian, small government republican (stop laughing, I’m sure some exist) – do you support what you might think is a good thing, knowing very well it is a tactic and will never be generalized because it is not a principle, only a tool to further an agenda that is antithetical to your principles in the end.

      • Threedoor

        Putrid is right.

        I consider myself a libertarian leaning small gov r.

    • Nephilium

      Think of how much worse it would be without government regulations!?!?!!!111OneONEONE!

    • rhywun

      They are brown people serving food to other brown people. The mayor couldn’t care less how disgusting it gets. The point is you can’t punish brown people.

      • creech

        And when disgusting gastrointestinal sickness spreads, we will blame it on RFK.

      • rhywun

        Ah, I see you too are familiar with the thinking of ambitious Democrats.

  31. Trigger Hippie

    Funny, I’ve been unintentionally boycotting Canadian goods for years. They just don’t produce anything I want or need in my day to day life.

    • Sensei

      I’m not a maple syrup person.

      I’m trying to think of a finished good I purchase and I’m coming up blank.

      The biggest pain will be lumber, metal and for finished good autos.

      • Nephilium

        Canadian maple? When there’s high quality maple syrup produced right down in Geauga.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      This right here. Many idiots here, particularly Boomers, think we hold the cards, for some reason.

      “We’ll cut them off from potash!”

      Sure, if you want to put tens of thousands of Canadians out of work.

      “We’ll cut off their oil!”

      Well, we don’t have the capacity to refine it nor the infrastructure to bring it to tide water, so not sure how that benefits us, either.

      “We’ll cut off their electricity!”

      OK. Then what happens during the months of the year when we import electricity from the US.

      Fucking retards.

      • Nephilium

        I saw something like 40% of the Canadian economy was dependent on exports to the US.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        I’m surprised it’s that low.

    • Common Tater

      The price of chips and frozen fries will increase, unless Alberta secedes.

  32. Ownbestenemy

    Its that time again where the Germania Society has their early October fest. Beer and hot cheese to be had today

    • UnCivilServant

      It’s bad enough that Octoberfest crept into September, but August? What does it think it is, Crhistmas?

    • Gender Traitor

      Should feature German potato salad and call it Augtuberfest.

    • Ownbestenemy

      My guess is the society members all fly home to the motherland for real Oktoberfest so here we are…

    • Nephilium

      Official kick off here is this coming weekend, with the Cleveland Oktoberfest. I’ll be picking up my VIP pass for it.

    • Threedoor

      It’s like magazines were.
      The December edition came out in early October.

  33. The Late P Brooks

    No blood for oil!

    Sen. Tim Kaine (D-Va.), who serves on the Senate Foreign Relations Committee, accused the president of using Maduro’s ouster to “control Venezuelan oil.”

    “Will prices come down for Americans? Who knows but likely not as much as Trump has forced them up thru his idiotic Iran War,” Kaine wrote on the social platform X.

    “But here’s a guarantee—this will pad the pockets of Trump family and Big Oil companies and delay transition to cleaner energy,” the Virginia Democrat continued. “Bottom line—Using our troops for a private oil grab is corruption at epic scale!”

    It’s about time we got a return.

    • Chafed

      The clean energy transition is costing us far more than Trump’s foreign adventures.

  34. The Late P Brooks

    High on his own farts

    “The second any president actively considers the first use of nuclear weapons, that person should be removed from office immediately, because that’s got to be the red line, destroying all of humanity with a nuclear strike,” Carlson said.

    Carlson made the comments during a conversation with Joe Kent, the former director of the National Counterterrorism Center who resigned earlier this year in opposition to the war with Iran.

    Whatever, Carlson.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      Absolutely. We should use nukes casually.

    • rhywun

      Trump has not publicly said he is considering using a nuclear weapon first.

      Go home, Tucker. You’re drunk.

  35. The Late P Brooks

    Trump and Carlson, who was once an ally of the MAGA movement and of Trump, have clashed in recent months over their opposing views on foreign policy, with Carlson being a vocal opponent of the Iran war.

    Trump last week bashed Carlson on Truth Social, calling him a “loser” for meeting with Rep. Thomas Massie (R-Ky.) and former Rep. Marjorie Taylor Greene (R-Ga.).

    We are “led” by a mob of feral squabbling children.

  36. creech

    I spent a good amount of time last night using Gemini to do some genealogical research and, wow, the DNA connections you can find to famous people is awesome. One of my ancestors landed in 1625 in New Amsterdam, settled in Brooklyn (the deed exists, signed by Peter Stuyvestant, to property that makes him the first white landowner in Brooklyn), and most of his kids moved to Monmouth County, NJ. Anyhoo, I asked for a list of famous/celebrities with lineage to the Dutch in those areas and painstakingly tied them back to my ancestor. Lots of near misses in carrying “cousin creech” genes: Brando, Springsteen, Meryl Streep, Dick Van Dyke, even Abe Lincoln missed out. But lots of hits, too: Signourney Weaver, Bruce Dern, Humphrey Bogart, Gen. James Longstreet. I already knew I was DNA cousin to Pres. Martin Van Buren, founder of the Democrat Party. But am now embarrassed by some other Presidential DNA cousins: Warren Harding, Teddy Roosevelt, FDR, Nixon, Ford, Grant, and – heaven help me – Barack Obama.

    • Chipping Pioneer

      I’d hit Sigourney Weaver.

      • rhywun

        I’d hit Barack Obama…. Oh, you mean the good kind of hit.

      • Chipping Pioneer

        I won’t kink shame you.

    • Fourscore

      Things I don’t have to worry about…

    • Threedoor

      I’m guessing BO has made his daughters never take a DNA test lest his parentage come out.

    • rhywun

      I don’t know who the vast majority of those “celebrities” are.

      • Chafed

        #MeToo

  37. The Late P Brooks

    Yearning for the good old days

    Our college campuses are silent. That’s not just because universities clamped down on protests following the burst of anti-Israel demonstrations in 2023 and 2024. It is also because our students know they won’t be sent to fight in the Middle East.

    That is precisely why we need a military draft. Our colleges would explode with protest, just they did during America’s war in Vietnam. Everyone would learn more about the conflict in Iran. And maybe, just maybe, we could convince our leaders to end it.

    Bring back Joan Baez, too.

    • Nephilium

      Please don’t. My nephew is going to Kent.

    • creech

      Hell no, we won’t go.

    • rhywun

      not just because … also because …

      No, you ignorant slut. It’s entirely because the left doesn’t give a shit about Iran. Well, actually, they don’t give a shit about Gazans either but they pretend to in oder to advance their real interests.

  38. The Late P Brooks

    And here’s another thing I know: a truly universal draft would make the United States a more equitable place.

    Every good Maoist knows that.

    • (((Jarflax

      A universal draft, with all commies and commie adjacent draftees serving in the helidrop brigade would solve a great many problems.

      • Threedoor

        The number of commies in the military now is staggering.

    • Old Man With Candy

      “I’ll carry a gun, I just can’t promise which direction I’ll point it in.”

      • Fourscore

        This is my rifle and this is my gun

        One is for killing and one is for fun

  39. Q Continuum

    “I don’t agree with her[…]However, how do we create a dialogue where everybody can be heard?”

    I dunno, by not caving to Maoist lunatics?

    • Fourscore

      The Glib table at HH can get rather rowdy but never physical.

    • Common Tater

      All the API’s got shut down again.

  40. Sensei

    Saw in the local rag that this got 10 offers over list. Do you want to see NJ charges you $6,500 in property taxes for the privilege of “owning” in NJ?

    27 Ocean Avenue Unit 5, Ocean Grove, NJ

    • PieInTheSky

      well one needs pay the local teachers somehow

    • Fourscore

      I’ve lived in Long Branch and Eatontown. I think I’ll stay where I am and not see any neighbors.

    • Sean

      When you have to store your dining room table outside, you may have fucked up.

      • rhywun

        lol

    • Threedoor

      You could just about build that for $6500.

      • Ted S.

        The stewards at the top of the mountain said the same thing yesterday. The old rangers’ cabin is condemned, and the state is trying to grift repairing it. (The stewards are part of a volunteer organization, clearly not in on the grift.)

        The stewards said they had been quoted something in the mid-four figures a few years ago, while the state seems to want something in the mid-six figures.

    • rhywun

      Please tell me it comes with the attached house, not just the shack.

  41. The Late P Brooks

    Why don’t those crazy Icelanders want to be a vassal state to Brussels?

    • PutridMeat

      Of those 267 people, Turkish Cypriot Kyrenia mayor Murat Senkul confirmed at around 2.30pm that 159 had been successfully brought ashore, with efforts ongoing to rescue the other eight.

      Uh… I guess the other 100 are on boats somewhere, not ‘successfully brought ashore’? Or are dead? Or the ‘Turkish’ ‘rescue’ ‘services’ aren’t too good with math? Or the AI that wrote the article was too busy reading llms_full.txt files to check the math?

      • Threedoor

        That made no sense

    • Threedoor

      That’s no good.

    • rhywun

      lol Still a little sore at the Turks. I can’t blame them.

  42. Threedoor

    Breaking Bad?

    I will shame you for that. Even drunk the premise is stupid.

  43. The Last American Hero

    They never entered, but can we call it Iclexit?

    • Threedoor

      52/47

      That was far too close to joining a suicide pact.

    • rhywun

      I wonder how many times they will repeat the vote until the correct result is achieved.

  44. Common Tater

    “A new filing from the defense in the Tyler Robinson murder trial over the killing of Charlie Kirk gives an indication of their strategy. One very technical aspect of their defense will be in trying to discredit Utah County’s DNA evidence, getting into details about the way the recovered DNA was interpreted and the expert testimony of the DNA analysts. The filing also reveals that over 1 million Discord communications have been recovered during the investigation along with 25,000 location records and massive amounts of other digital records…..

    Digital Evidence Requiring Specialized Processing and Analysis, which includes “the entire contents of seized devices such as telephones, tablets, computers, external hard drives and other memory devices, native files of stored communications,” and affiliated files comprises the second category. The defense team has received “12.1 terabytes of digital forensic data,” including 613,023 files and 6,425 folders. The material comes from mobile devices and hard drives. The mobile devices resulted in 2,915,822 “individual artifacts” while the hard drives held 4,887,847 “individual artifacts.” An additional 170 gigabytes has not yet been reviewed.”

    https://thepostmillennial.com/tyler-robinsons-defense-seeks-to-question-dna-evidence-expert-testimony

    Candy is going to be busy?

    • PutridMeat

      Didn’t the guy basically confess? Probably inadmissible. But Utah County reported a probability of 1.199 billion to 1 as 1.2 billion to one and, anyway, the lead analysts allegedly said some bad words 20 years ago and so all the DNA evidence is total corrupted and inadmissible.

  45. creech

    Any word yet when “Canadian Bacon” is going to have a name change? How about the Canadian River in Okla., and Toronto, OH; and Ontario County, NY?

    • rhywun

      Also the Town of Ontario in Wayne County, NY.